The Crud Report: April 2021

8 New Hair Metal Parody Album Covers

If Pop-Country Groups Were Metal Bands

Planes Trains & Automobiles Country Reaction Gifs 2

 *foul language*

When somebody's talking to me about their love of modern country music

When your car's a piece of shit but there ain't nothing wrong with the radio

Still better than listening to a Sam Hunt song

When your passenger keeps singing "Life is a Highway"

When the song starts out with a fiddle, but then there's a bass drop

When you catch your friend you introduced to Tyler Childers's music listening to Luke Bryan

When somebody starts talking slowly to you when they find out you're a country fan

When the airport is playing Sirius XM The Highway over the loudspeakers

Fact-Checked Country Tweets

Brutally Honest Country Top 20

 Sent in by Bobby Peacock

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When the dude on your friend's shoulders is a known Luke Bryan fan

When your son doesn't take his guns to town but he still gets in trouble

Many people enjoy Kane Brown's music

Why doesn't your buddy like Colter Wall?

Jericho: Your mother is a Florida-Georgia Line groupie

Mike:

Me, back in the day when Rascal Flatts' fans said they were going to get this blog shut down for making fun of RF

How Vandoliers decide the last song that makes the cut on the album

When your dad throws out your old Willie t-shirt

Parks & Rec Country Reaction Gifs 3

Friend: As soon as this pandemic is over, I'm buying us tickets to the first Cody Jinks concert and the beer is on me.

Me:

When you can tell somebody is going to lump you in with idiots when you tell them you like country music

When I come across a Rascal Flatts fan page that says Gary Levox is sexy 

Zac Brown Band introduces its 18th member

Why did you go to the Florida-Georgia Line concert?

When I hear a car blasting Sam Hunt slowly approaching from a distance

What the mainstream country radio DJ rarely says

I haven't even heard Kane Brown's latest single but I

Mr. Bean Country Reaction Gifs

When you drive by somebody who's cranking Luke Bryan

Me picking a country cover song from 2020 to listen to

When she says that if you don't stop making fun of her obsession with Thomas Rhett's music, she'll leave

What it looks like at a Cole Swindell concert

Where I come from, it's cornbread and chicken

When somebody in the laundromat has a Rascal Flatts ringtone

When somebody across the bar plays Kane Brown on the jukebox

When she says she digs your taste in country music

That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia