(Note: If for some reason, this quote turns out to be falsely attributed to Mr. Johnson,
we'll gladly retract. Seems to be real though, and we're not journalists - so we go with it.)
Showing posts with label Reba. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reba. Show all posts
Apr 20, 2015
ACM 50: Snarky Twitter Wrap-Up
The old folks showed the young folks how to sing, everybody won an award, Dan + Shay performed with a Jonas brother in one of the most egregious slights against country music ever... so what else happened on last night's ACM Awards? Here's a recap with some (probably out of order) funny Twitter commentary from during the event. Thanks for your help!
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Dec 29, 2013
Nov 26, 2012
If Sex-Related Country Songs Had Honest Titles
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy (Kenny Chesney)
would be
It Doesn't Take Much to Get in her Cut-off Jeans
She Cranks My Tractor (Dustin Lynch)
would be
She Gives This Redneck an Erection
Brown Chicken Brown Cow (Trace Adkins)
would be
Farm Animals Like to Watch Us Do the Nasty
Back That Thing Up (Justin Moore)
would be
Let's Go Doggy-Style...on a Hay Bale
She Thinks His Name Was John (Reba McEntire)
would be
She Used to Spread Like Parkay
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy (Big and Rich)
would be
Heres a Bumper Sticker Slogan, Let's F**k
Big Green Tractor (Jason Aldean)
would be
My Wang is Not the Right Color
I've Already Loved You In My Mind (Conway Twitty)
would be
I Rubbed One Out in the Bathroom Before I Introduced Myself
Nothing On But the Radio (Gary Allan)
would be
These Weight Loss Commercials are Really Killing My Boner
Bob That Head (Rascal Flatts)
would be
Give Me Oral, This is How You Sonic
Something To Do With My Hands (Thomas Rhett)
would be
Oooooh, Boobies
Morning Desire (Kenny Rogers)
would be
Morning Wood
I Melt (Rascal Flatts)
would be
ugh, never mind….
May 2, 2012
Apr 17, 2012
Top 10 Shortest Books by Country Artists IV
10. Cosmetic Procedures I Skipped - Reba McEntire
09. All My #1s: Piano, Vocals, Guitar Songbook - Chad Brock
08. Thought Provoking Conversations with Jake Owen
07. Roller Coasters I'm Tall Enough to Ride - Shooter Jennings
06. On My Own: All the Good Quitting Sugarland Has Done Me - Kristen Hall
05. How to Ride Off Into the Sunset, Gracefully - Randy Travis
04. All the Books I've Read - Brantley Gilbert
03. Actual Country Songs We Played This Year - MISS 103 (or your local station)
02. Ruling the Roost: A Man's Guide to Wearing the Pants in the Family - Casey Donahew
01. Stupid-Ass Lines I Wouldn't Sing - Luke Bryan
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