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Showing posts with label Sam Hunt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sam Hunt. Show all posts
Feb 17, 2020
Feb 13, 2020
The 40 Year Old Virgin Country Reaction Gifs
*language warning*
When you're kinda square but you're trying to fit in at the Willie concert
(I know this is from an interview, but it was during press for the movie)
When a Kane Brown fan tries to argue
When your blind date goes off on a tangent about how Sam Hunt is the natural progression of country music
All this hatin' and these stupid memes; you need to get a life
Which pop star would you not mind going country?
Shooter Jennings:
You can make fun of me, but if you make fun of my taste in music
Dustin Lynch has had more #1 hits than Johnny Paycheck
Mainstream country songwriting session:
Feb 7, 2020
Sam Hunt ft. ....Webb Pierce??
Labels:
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Webb Pierce
Feb 6, 2020
Bipartisanship
Labels:
Donald Trump,
memes,
Nancy Pelosi,
politics,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
Ernest P. Worrell Country Reaction Gifs
If you want to see Kip Moore this year, you have to go see him open for Sam Hunt
"Just because you don't think it's country doesn't make it true; the genre has to evolve..."
Still more country than Dustin Lynch
Jason Aldean deciding which single to put out next
Oh, Tyler Childers and Sturgill are coming to town?
When you told your friend she'd love Whiskey Myers and now she does
When the hold music is Kane Brown
Mainstream country radio: when it doesn't suck, it ___
Jan 29, 2020
Top 10 Ways to Identify a Boyfriend Country Song
10. Singer is non-threatening looking and wearing a $200 ill-fitting t-shirt
9. You can only tell that it’s country because it’s on a country radio station or playlist
8. Singer uses every possible method to avoid saying the word “truck” while singing about said truck
7. “Featuring Lauren Alaina”
6. No real drums - data shows that drums are for boomers
5. Singer is either very handsome or his lack of traditional handsomeness is cloaked by painstakingly manicured facial hair
4. Any steel guitar or fiddle must be used as sparingly as the singer uses contemplation
3. Southern drawl may only rise to the level of “charming Bachelorette suitor”
2. Object of affection must be “beautiful inside and out” and “love her mama” and …that’s about it
1. Shallow song ‘about’ woman takes place of 4 other deep songs ‘by’ women on the chart
Bonus: Singer clearly told the hairdresser "Make it look stupid"
Jan 28, 2020
Jan 17, 2020
Country Festival Adds 20 Women …to Post Show Cleanup Crew
Boots and Bros, an upcoming country music festival in West Memphis, TN has taken it on the chin on Twitter due to its male-heavy lineup. Of 32 artists performing, only 2 are women, and one of those is in a male-female duo. Berk Cordero, director of the event promoter BroCore Media, said the negative social media response to the festival’s lineup has led the event to agree to add 20 women to the post-show cleanup crew.
“We want to provide opportunities for women to be a part of this great event.” smiled Cordero, “In addition to the usual contract workers we’ll have in to pick up trash, we’ll have our own all-female cleaning crew!” He went on to praise his company’s willingness to listen to criticism and to give equal opportunities to people who might not normally be a part of such an event.
Work hours will run from 11 PM to 3 AM Friday-Sunday with a smaller crew brought in for prep each morning. Duties listed on BroCore’s Glassdoor job advertisement include: collection and transportation of trash, stage breakdown, vomit removal, packing and storing of materials, portapotty draining, portapotty hosing, portapotty loading, and other activities. Applications can be picked up at the dog track during normal hours of operation.
All the women employed on the evenings will be provided with a pink and black “Event Staff” t-shirt, temporary usage of safety flashers and a flashlight, and $7.25 an hour. “They can keep the shirt too!” beamed Cordero. “And while we ask that they turn in any valuables they recover, well, you know…things happen. Consider it a little bonus. And some will even be able to begin their work while the headliner is still on stage. Working under the stars in the spring air while Sam Hunt talk sings. What could be better than that?”
When asked if the committee would be considering adding any more women to the actual lineup of performers, Cordero responded: “LOL” (spoken aloud).
Labels:
country festivals,
Fake News,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
Jan 7, 2020
Jan 6, 2020
More Monday Memes: FGL, Sam Hunt, Dan + Shay
Labels:
Dan + Shay,
memes,
Rascal Flatts,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Whitey Morgan
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