How'd Taylor Do On SNL40?

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Not particularly safe for work, as usual.

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I have no idea what that's all about...

Album Warning Labels: FGL, Nickelback, Taylor Swift, etc.

 

Little Known Facts: November '14

 Taylor Swift actually pulled her music from Spotify because they 

refused to deliver her royalty payments in gold bullion.

After reading the bio for Florida Georgia Line, 

Ray Wylie Hubbard has decided to drop his last name.

Luke Bryan celebrated his CMA Entertainer of the Year victory by drinking 

Smirnoff Ice from his John Denver tumbler, wearing a Ronnie Milsap t-shirt.

Sam Hunt is so country, the first song he remembers loving 

is "Cotton-Eyed Joe" (the Rednex dance remix).

While Kacey Musgraves may be the most recent, Conway Twitty will always 

be known as the first panty dropper to perform with Loretta Lynn.

Thanks to the rising popularity of Brantley Gilbert, the name 'Brantley' 

has risen to number one on the list of misspelled baby names for 2014.

Sturgill Simpson doesn't have to do hard drugs anymore. 

He already did so many that they're still in his system.

Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel decided to cancel an upcoming Keith Urban concert at U.S. 

Cellular Field because of concerns of violence giving the city's south side a bad reputation.

Kimberly from Little Big Town gets her hair done at 

Kristine's Pet Grooming before every awards show.

When Shooter Jennings visits Hattie B's Hot Chicken in Nashville, 

they always bring him the usual: a booster seat.

Wynonna Judd recently settled out of court on a copyright 

infringement lawsuit case against Tan Mom.

Jason Aldean has legally committed to an upcoming tour with Kenny Chesney 

but is secretly considering a tour with a younger, skankier artist.

Toby Keith's tour rider calls for a case of Budweiser and a cold cuts tray. 

Miranda Lambert's requires bottled water, a veggie tray and soft towels. 

Chase Rice's calls for 6 Four Lokos and a stripper.

By Trailer & Jeremy Harris

Make Your Own Taylor Swift 1989 Album Cover

This is kinda old news, but you can still go have some fun with this if you want---> http://www.buzzfeed.com/games/make-your-own-taylor-swift-album-cover

Justin Moore and Brantley Gilbert made their own!

I'm not sure why he looked 35 in 1989, but whatever...

Country Horror Movie Posters IV: Psycho

Formerly Cool DJ Shows His True Colors

I thought this guy was on our side, but his Aircheck interview shows otherwise. Shame.

Little Known Facts: September '14

Lefty Frizzell was ambidextrous.

Creed's Scott Stapp considered making a country album but decided

against it because "the scene is just too douchey right now."

For every number 1 single Rascal Flatts has Gary Levox

celebrates by literally adding a notch to his belt.

Due to his reputation for making subpar music Chris Gaines decided

to make his comeback under the stage name Garth Brooks.

Justin Moore started singing country music after his "little luchador"

career ended with a mis-timed hurricanrana.

Thanks to quick actions from a bystander who applied pressure to the wound,

the man Johnny Cash shot in Reno lived until 2007.

Taylor Swift says she hasn't dated in over a year, so her next album

will be entirely about collecting cats and eating Blue Bell by the quart.

Little Big Town is a bad good band.

Each year, Lee Greenwood goes into hibernation

from November 12 through the last Sunday in May.

Sam Hunt is so country, he once got barbecue sauce on his vintage mesh yellow polo.

Jason Brown changed his name to Colt Ford to avoid being confused with his younger brother Chris Brown.

Despite FTM's constant jokes, Brantley Gilbert has only tried meth once and he didn't like it.

(Then he tried it 64 more times and didn't like it any of those times either.)

On the grounds of Toby Keith's Norman, OK farm/estate, there is a life-sized bronze statue of Toby Keith.

By Trailer and Jeremy Harris