Showing posts with label Toby Keith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Toby Keith. Show all posts

Jun 16, 2016

Fun With Google Searches: Luke Bryan, Toby Keith, FGL, etc.

These are the actual results (or autocomplete options) from Google searches

Nope. Not commenting on this one.

He's definitely not, but some of his songs will certainly make YOU dumber.

Bad.... ass! Am I right? No? Okay.

Sorry Wheeler.

The eternal mystery.

Some of his single choices recently may have lead to this search.

Feb 25, 2016

Little Known Facts: February 2016

By Jeremy Harris and Trailer


Jason Aldean is actually at the forefront of a new plastic surgery technique known as ballooning. 

Charlie Sheen was the first member of the Florida Georgia Line fan club. 

Taylor Swift wasn't made famous by Kanye West. She was made famous by Saving Country Music.

Recently, members of Sister Hazel were asked about switching to country music. 
They replied: "We didn't; country switched to Sister Hazel". 

Country music isn't evolving, but it is working on its resume for the Darwin Awards.

With the success of his debut album, Wheeler Walker, Jr. is hoping to make 
this his last year working as a kindergarten teacher's aid.

We'd like to proudly announce the Farce the Music Country Festival! 

Kendrick Lamar was offered one million dollars to re-edit his 2015 album 
"To Pimp A Butterfly" into a country album by Curb Records.

Tyler Farr is still on vocal rest because it takes a lot of rest
to sound like a rusty tractor driving through a plate glass window factory.

Toby Keith's I Love This Bar and Grill ain't as good as it once was, but it's restructuring.

"Kane Brown, who's she?" will be the most common reply to 
We Hate Pop Country Facebook posts in 2016.

The Farce the Music Country Festival has been cancelled. Sorry.

It is offensive to use the word "freedom" around a Brantley Gilbert fan. 
Instead, choose terms like "parole" or "weekend pass."

A confused elderly man was recently removed from a Ray Wylie Hubbard show. 
The show went on as scheduled once Ray was let back in. 

A CNN exit poll shows that 67% of Donald Trump voters 
hope he picks Earl Dibbles Jr as his running mate. 

Feb 23, 2016

WWExperience Country Reaction Gifs 4

When your beard is grown in enough you can finally start that Americana band

When you're Cole Swindell's dance instructor

When FGL is rehearsing for their tour

When you're promoting Kelsea Ballerini's new single to radio

When Shooter Jennings calls you a punk ass

When Toby Keith is practicing some hot guitar licks

Oct 6, 2015

Country Star Google Searches 2

Ever wonder what your favorite (or least favorite) country stars seek when they
summon the power of the all-knowing Google. Well, wonder no more!*

Chase Rice

 Cole Swindell

Dallas Davidson 

Garth Brooks 

Sam Hunt

Shooter Jennings

Tim McGraw

Toby Keith

*not real

Sep 7, 2015

Labor Day Songs w/Jason Isbell, Sammy Kershaw, etc.

Some songs and videos about the value of hard work (and/or the drudgery of a less-than-satisfying job) for you to listen to before celebrating all that hard work with a little cold brew and grilled meat. Enjoy!

(Side note: Can you believe Toby Keith released a song this dark as a single?)


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