When you ask an old-school country fan how every song should be written
Which surprising celebrity sang "I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying" with Toby Keith?
Bearded folk every year when the Laurel Cove Festival lineup drops
If you woke up in the middle of a hick hop festival, what would you do?
If you're a lesser known Americana singer and released an album last Friday
When you see all your friends in the bar, then you notice a Luke Bryan song is playing
If somebody yells this at a concert,
I'm probably at the wrong show
After seeing every other person on earth's taste in music
Pop a top again. I just got time for one more round.
When the lady who smiled at you earlier plays some Paycheck on the Touchtunes
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I'm walking the floor over you ♬
Hey you. Yeah you. The one who talked shit about George Strait.
Me when bro-country tries to come back