Country Lyrics + Iconic Wrestling Moments

Wrestlemania is this weekend, so there will likely be a lot of country/wrestling stuff this week. Sorry.

Here are some iconic wrestling moments juxtaposed with appropriate country lyrics. 

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Did you dump your girlfriend just

because she liked Walker Hayes?

"Kane Brown is the future of country music" 

When dad says he got tickets to

Luke Bryan for the whole family

Every time you think bro country is dead

An Old Dominion songwriting session

When some dude gets too handsy

with Sunny Sweeney at the merch booth

Chris Stapleton is about to have his first #1 hit

A salute to those responsible for

Bebe Rexha being on country radio

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When the country concert has a DJ

♬ Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks ♬

Trying to figure out how

Sam Hunt is country

When you tell her you got Isbell tickets

Instead of saving mainstream country,

maybe we should just... 

Probably symbolic of country radio... somehow

You should never heckle the band,

but especially not tonight...

5 Country Wrasslin' Memes

In honor of Raw's 25th anniversary show last night, here are some country wrasslin' memes.

In hindsight from 2024, "woken" wasn't the best choice of words, but it didn't mean quite the same thing back then. 

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The pro wrestling equivalent of 

Bebe Rexha having the #1 Hot Country Song

I found some Cole Swindell songs on this refurbished 

laptop I bought. What should I do with them?

Hayes Carll, John Evans, and Corb Lund are 

putting out an album together in 2018 

"But evolution… you're just jealous… 

stop being so negative…"

"Why can't I listen to Dylan Scott's Christmas album?"

Still more interesting than a Lady Antebellum album:

What it feels like to hear Walker Hayes for the first time

Reading the YouTube comments under a Kane Brown video

Country Singer/Professional Wrestler Equivalents 3

Chris Young = Sami Zayn

Talented, likable, turned bad when doing things the right way didn't make him popular.

Sam Hunt = Karl Malone

Tall. Athletic. Not actually a country singer/wrestler, but happy to (poorly) pretend to be for money. Never won a pro sports championship.

Old Dominion = The Spirit Squad

There may be some talent in there, but it's hard to tell. Stupid looking. Creepy as shit.

Rich O'Toole = Zack Ryder

A bro, but a likable one. Self hype-man. Annoying to some, 

but appreciated when he does good work.

Charlie Daniels = Zeb Colter

Old, bearded, southern. Republican. Says crazy shit. 

Dan + Shay = Billy and Chuck

Duo. Somewhat talented, but purists don't like them. 

Are thought by some to be fabulous; not that there's anything wrong with that.

To Be the Man, You Gotta Beat the Man

Tonight is ESPN's 30 for 30 special on the man, the myth, the legend, Ric Flair. We (okay, just me - Trailer) have a special affinity for pro-wrestling as you may have figured out through the years and Ric's trash talking probably finds its way into my own disses from time to time. Anyhow, here are some Ric Flair country reaction gifs. *there's some blood*

If you don't like George Jones

 

When you hear Walker Hayes' "You Broke Up With Me"

A better way to spend money 

than on a Luke Bryan concert ticket

When you just get too damn excited about

Alan Jackson putting out a new album

If Sam Hunt wins a ton of awards

at the CMAs tomorrow night

Symbolic of mainstream country music

How do you like Cody Jinks?

What about Sunny Sweeney?

And Turnpike Troubadours?

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When the bassist says 

"We should cover Luke Bryan tonight"

What do you call people who don't like Tyler Childers?

The proper device for listening to 

the new Dustin Lynch album with

Introducing your new steampunk alt-country band like

What will happen to Farce the Music if

Florida-Georgia Line ever disbands?

Are you excited about the new

Turnpike Troubadours album?

"You're a handsome guy and you can sing a little.

Who cares if you hate country and don't know any

Hank songs. We'll pay you millions. 

Wanna be a country star?"

How to request that Brantley Gilbert fans have a seat: