Showing posts with label Zach Bryan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zach Bryan. Show all posts

Dec 29, 2023

Predicting Mainstream Country in 2024


By Bobby Peacock

* Caught up in his trend to collaborate with everyone, Riley Green includes 19 artists on his next single... then forgets to include himself


* Entire Billboard Hot Country Songs chart occupied by Zach Bryan songs for five weeks straight; new rule enacted the next week to counter this results in chart occupied entirely by Morgan Wallen songs


* Oliver Anthony Music banned from Dollar General in Farmville, Virginia for vandalizing a display of Fudge Rounds


* Latest Cole Swindell single proven to be both written and produced by AI; results inconclusive on whether Cole himself is an AI


* Several casual Randy Travis fans experience shock upon hearing "Whisper My Name" for the first time


* Disturbance at Woodlawn Memorial Park in Nashville discovered to be Dobie Gray rolling in his grave after the release of Dustin Lynch's "Chevrolet"


* "You Can't Hide Beautiful" by Aaron Lines officially recognized as the first "boyfriend country" song


* Oliver Anthony Music denies allegations that he is related to Lorenzo Music, the former voice actor for Garfield


* For the first time, Luke Combs gets a single all the way to #1 before it even has a Wikipedia article


* Jason Aldean releases new single "But Some of My Best Friends Are Black"... alongside a cover of Cledus T. Judd's "Illegals"


* Bobby continues to be the only Farce the Music regular who refuses to make jokes about Kane Brown or Maren Morris


* Due to an overflow error, Zach Bryan's next album listed on Spotify as having -27 songs on it


* After the success of "Watermelon Moonshine", Lainey Wilson releases "We Danced Regardless", all the while denying allegations that she is just going to keep copying Deana Carter


* Blake Shelton continues his slide into irrelevance by collaborating with Pitbull... oh wait, he already did that


* At last, the long-awaited return of the Smokin' Armadillos




Dec 28, 2023

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #77

Me trying to relate to all the youths getting into Americana music these days

When your pal admits he got a Morgan Wallen album for Christmas


When you walk in the door from work and she's got some Conway playing

When I post a Jason Aldean meme on Facebook

C4 for my men, beer for my horses

When a guy brings his guitar to the party and starts doing Zach Bryan covers

When you try some beer your friend handed you and find out it was Luke Bryan's brand

Ain't livin' long like this, am I baby?

When you're the one who bought 2 hours of Kane Brown songs on Touchtunes just to annoy everybody

Nov 16, 2023

The Fall of the House of Usher Country Reaction Gifs

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 Fiddle of gold against your soul 

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The third verse of "The Thunder Rolls"

"Warren Zeiders is nothing like Luke Bryan, you should like him"

Once you go snap beats

Miranda Lambert explaining why she's playing with Aldean and Kid Rock

Debating with a Morgan Wallen fan

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 We been sniffin' that cocaine 

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Maren Morris after reading the comments

When your favorite singer respects cops until they pull him over

When your friend gets drunk and starts doing Shania karaoke

Name a Roy Orbison song

"I'm serious, this new Aldean album is great"


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