Apr 25, 2013

New Video: Jonny Fritz (former Jonny Corndawg)

From his quirky-as-hell new album Dad Country, here's Jonny's new equally unique video for "Goodbye Summer."

Larry Lee the Primitive Baptist Reviews: Casey Donahew Band - Go To Hell










Casey Donahew Band - Go To Hell
Listen here if ye dare.

Children of the Lord, this song is a laundry list of sin and despair.
Behold all the evils the Casey Donahew Band sells to its fans:
Drunkenness
Sexual impropriety
Foul language
Spite
Threats of violence
Hate
Facebooking
Crime
Revenge
More drunkenness

Sinners
Really, Mr. Donahew? Are you aware that it won't be long after that "phone call to your ex to remind her to go to Hades" that you won't be long following her (if in fact she is not saved by the blood). You have logged into Satan's version of Expedia and reserved a room, son. It won't be a 5 star, it won't even be a 1 star. It will be a 3 by 3 cinder block cell in which you have to attempt to sleep crouched over burning coals while "Florida-Georgia Line with Nelly" plays over and over through a loudspeaker. There won't be no Gideon's Bible in a drawer for you to read and cry out to the Lord for help either, just an unauthorized Rascal Flatts biography with a Gary Levox centerfold.

The biggest sin the "CDB" has committed with this song is that they will cause young "CDB" fans to stumble. How many trucker-capped, fist pumping young men will follow the band down this Texas highway to Hell? This song is pretty catchy, so it will certainly appeal to the younger demographic and all the "attitude" (which is really just a code word for "Hate of Jesus") will cause their hormone addled minds to see this sort of behavior as "cool" or "tight, yo."

I will pray for this band and its fans tonight. I will lift them up and ask the heavenly Father to help them turn away from humanism and vice before they join such "icons" of that lifestyle as Johnny Paycheck and Hank Williams in perdition.

My rating for this reprehensible song:
F!

Really, Billy?



Top 10 Things Brantley Gilbert Fans Spend Their Tax Refund On


10. Chemistry classes at the community college,
in which they will ask lots of off-topic questions about ephedrine and red phosphorous

09. Three words: Walmart Spending Spree!

08. Taking their special lady (possibly related) out to
the Backyard Burgers and then the Motel 6 out on the bypass

07. Breaking Bad DVD Set, for "research"


05. An above-ground pool and a below-ground doomsday shelter

04. An Ed Hardy motorcycle helmet

03. Full body camouflage tattoo so they can hunt naked


01. Ether, iodine, brake fluid, lye, ammonia, matches, drano and hydrochloric acid

Apr 24, 2013

New Video: JJ Grey and Mofro

I posted a performance of this song last week, but here's the new official video for JJ Grey and Mofro's "99 Shades of Crazy." Make sure you pick up the band's This River, easily one of the best albums of the young year.

Pre-Emptive Strike: Blackjack Billy

You haven't heard of these guys yet, but unfortunately you will. Surely they will grace the pages of Farce the Music for years to come.


MC Aldean


Gloriana: Honest Radio Promo Ad


Apr 22, 2013

YouTube Junk: Lenny Cooper - Mud Dynasty

I'm sorry this exists...

More... Monday Memes: Brantley Gilbert, Fifth on the Floor, etc.


*Who does understand it, Kim?



I'm Sorry, This Exists: April '13

Hunter Hayes Varsity Jacket

Brantley Gilbert Hair Bow

David Allan Coe drawing by convicted murderer,  Robert John Bardo

Brantley Gilbert accidentally racist car flag

Chris Brown ugg boots

This grammatically incorrect t-shirt

Gary Levox fan art
"Jesus Take the Wheel" coffee mug

Kid Rock "Feel Like Makin' Love" Condoms

This morbid Kurt Cobain "27 Club" prayer candle

Lee Brice "Hard to Love" boyshorts

Luke Bryan painted glass

Romance novel based on a James Otto song
Hunter Hayes "I want to make you feel wanted" boyshorts

Velvet Glen Campbell "printed with actual black velvet + a squirt of manly musk"
Garth Brooks thong ...friends in low places, indeed!

Monday Morning Memes: Lady A, Earl Dibbles, Kid Rock





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