Sep 24, 2020
Parks & Rec Country Reaction Gifs 3
Friend: As soon as this pandemic is over, I'm buying us tickets to the first Cody Jinks concert and the beer is on me.
Me:
When you can tell somebody is going to lump you in with idiots when you tell them you like country music
When I come across a Rascal Flatts fan page that says Gary Levox is sexy
Zac Brown Band introduces its 18th member
Why did you go to the Florida-Georgia Line concert?
When I hear a car blasting Sam Hunt slowly approaching from a distance
What the mainstream country radio DJ rarely says
I haven't even heard Kane Brown's latest single but I
Cody Jinks Was Wrong
Labels:
Cody Jinks,
memes,
Satire
Sep 23, 2020
Dirty Honey Performs "Break You" at The Viper Room
Labels:
Dirty Honey,
hard rock,
Live performances
Sep 22, 2020
More More Tuesday Memes: Kane Brown, Dan + Shay, Merle Haggard
Labels:
Dan + Shay,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Merle Haggard,
Satire,
WWE
More Tuesday Morning Memes: FGL, Tyler Childers, Mitchell Tenpenny
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Mitchell Tenpenny,
Satire,
Tyler Childers
Tuesday Morning Memes: Hardy, Wheeler Walker, Zac Brown Band
Labels:
Hardy,
memes,
Satire,
Wheeler Walker Jr.,
Zac Brown Band
Sep 21, 2020
Courtney Patton & Jamie Lin Wilson Perform "Give Me a Break"
Labels:
Courtney Patton,
Jamie Lin Wilson,
Live performances
Sep 20, 2020
Sep 19, 2020
Sep 18, 2020
New Video / Magnolia Bayou / "Preachin' Blues"
Labels:
Magnolia Bayou,
New Videos,
Son House
Sticking It To Nashville With Dale Watson, Margo Price, Eleven Hundred Springs, etc.
Video Premiere: Jonathan Tyler’s “Hey Old Friend”
By Kevin Broughton
Jonathan Tyler has written the song that 2020 needs. “I wrote ‘Hey Old Friend’ before Corona and the shutdowns were ever a thought, yet it weirdly fits this new normal,” he says. “It’s the first track of mine that I’ve engineered and recorded that’s ever gone this public.”
Shot in and around iconic Sam’s Town Point in South Austin, the chorus line “Someday these days will be worth remembering” is from a sign inside the bar. Tyler is joined on harmony vocals by Nikki Lane, his “partner in crime, girlfriend, pal, something else, and friend. I love and respect her very much and I'm a lucky guy for having her in my life.”
The easy, comfortable song is emblematic of a certain kind of friend: “The kind of person you can always pick up right where you left off. The one that might also pick you up from jail or help you fix the broken AC in your car in the middle of a Texas summer,” Tyler says. “It could be years or since early March 2020. Eventually we all want to hear that story or song we've heard a thousand times before and taken for granted.”
He adds, “It’s probably the most country-sounding thing I’ve ever done.”
And not a moment too soon. It’s a song worthy of Lyle Lovett. Give it a spin.
Labels:
Jonathan Tyler,
Kevin Broughton,
Lyle Lovette,
Video Premiere
Kane Brown Feared Lost Backstage at the Opry
Since recording his performance of "Worldwide Beautiful" for the ACM Awards with his band last weekend, country star Kane Brown has not been heard from. After an hours long search of the backstage area, his band, crew, and management gave up looking, optimistically assuming he'd simply gone home.
"Officially, we believe he left without telling anyone goodbye or answering calls or messages since last weekend," said an anonymous member of Kane's crew. "But if you ask me, his ass is lost again. And if he is, he is truly the Tom Brady of getting your ass lost, because the only dark halls or tunnels there are like for underground utilities."
Brown received national attention last month as he revealed that he had recently been lost on his own 30 acre property. That incident led to he and his wife having to call the police to help locate them. The debacle birthed many memes and jokes at Brown's expense. Whether he's truly missing or not this time is still unknown.
"I think it's a Spinal Tap moment in reverse," said another anonymous member of Brown's staff. "He left stage and has been just forever walking through the tunnels and catacombs of the building saying 'Hello Nashville' to himself or something. I hope he's okay."
Brown's performance of "Worldwide Beautiful" Wednesday night was pre-recorded earlier in the week due to the constraints and restrictions of the COVID pandemic.
At press time, Opry janitors reported hearing strange bellowing sounds "like someone singing through a fart" in the bowels of the facility.
"Officially, we believe he left without telling anyone goodbye or answering calls or messages since last weekend," said an anonymous member of Kane's crew. "But if you ask me, his ass is lost again. And if he is, he is truly the Tom Brady of getting your ass lost, because the only dark halls or tunnels there are like for underground utilities."
Brown received national attention last month as he revealed that he had recently been lost on his own 30 acre property. That incident led to he and his wife having to call the police to help locate them. The debacle birthed many memes and jokes at Brown's expense. Whether he's truly missing or not this time is still unknown.
"I think it's a Spinal Tap moment in reverse," said another anonymous member of Brown's staff. "He left stage and has been just forever walking through the tunnels and catacombs of the building saying 'Hello Nashville' to himself or something. I hope he's okay."
Brown's performance of "Worldwide Beautiful" Wednesday night was pre-recorded earlier in the week due to the constraints and restrictions of the COVID pandemic.
At press time, Opry janitors reported hearing strange bellowing sounds "like someone singing through a fart" in the bowels of the facility.
Labels:
Fake News,
Kane Brown,
Satire
Sep 17, 2020
New Video / Blackberry Smoke / "Run Away From it All"
From Find a Light.
Labels:
Blackberry Smoke,
New Videos
He Had Choices
Labels:
George Jones,
memes,
Satire
Spider-Man Country Reaction Gifs
When I hear Dan + Shay
"You heard that new FGL song? It's actually pretty good"
Yep, I've been listening to Lori McKenna again
When you detect shitty snapbeat country in your vicinity
Carrie Underwood & Thomas Rhett tied for ACM Entertainer of the Year???
When you had to watch the ACMs for blog content, but it's finally thankfully over
When the kid wants to hear some Kane Brown
♫ ♬ Write this down, take a little note ♫ ♬
Oh, you think I'm going to turn down the Waylon?
When just about any new male mainstream country singer meets another new male mainstream country singer
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