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New 90s Country Fans Shocked to Learn About 90s Economy
Downy is not alone in his discovery of that decade’s generally booming economy. With 90s country returning to prominence among younger music fans, a lot of those have fallen down a rabbit hole of despair comparing those times to these.
“You could get a McDonald’s combo for two friggin’ dollars and ninety-nine cents, my brother in Christ,” said a gobsmacked Kaitlyn Mack. “It’s like ten bucks now; I blame whoever is President at this moment.” Mack perused ‘throwback’ photos of 90s prices on Instagram, mouth agape, as she proudly sported her $200 vintage Reba McEntire t-shirt she bought off eBay.
Jason Harkenson, an Uber driver from West Memphis, told us he’d initially gotten really into Patty Loveless and Clint Black before noticing the price on someone’s vintage Alan Jackson concert ticket they’d posted on Reddit. “You could get into a show for $25 back then? That’s what parking is now…” he said, Ricochet blasting in the background. “And then I stupidly kept digging and found out a person making $9 an hour could afford a pretty good apartment back then. What the absolute f**k?? I’ve got two jobs and a roommate.”
Many of the younger 90s country fans who took this depressing journey expressed sadness that they’d gone from digging “Friend in Low Places” and mullets to being despondent about the nineties including both $5/6pk beer and strong economic growth and a steady job market.
“Wish I didn’t know now what I didn’t know then, indeed.” lamented Harkenson.
Oct 27, 2022
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #64: Halloween Edition
What will listening to pop country do to you?
Making friends at the Arlo show because you forgot your goodies
Taylor Swift stans waiting for
you to call her new album mediocre
When your son says he wants to be a TikTok country singer
Me thinking about how I don't think Tyler Childers' latest is his best but I don't wanna admit it because the people talking shit about it are idiots and I don't want to be associated with them
When there aren't any big games on that night at Buffalo Wild Wings so they're playing country radio up loud
When your girl just doesn't get
your friend who's a goth country fan
Still better than going to a Walker Hayes concert
When your friends always bring up your Rascal Flatts phase
It just sounds nasty
Them: You'd bend over backwards
to troll Morgan Wallen fans wouldn't you?
Me:
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