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Showing posts with label Brad Paisley. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brad Paisley. Show all posts
Nov 8, 2017
2017 CMA Awards Drinking Game
Labels:
Brad Paisley,
CMAs,
Drinking Games,
Jason Isbell,
Kane Brown,
Kelsea Ballerini,
Luke Bryan,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
May 22, 2017
Single Review: Brad Paisley " Last Time for Everything"
by Jonny Brick
He’s just the best at his job. Brad’s album Love and War is full of reliable tunes, at least four of which are potential Songs of the Year. This isn’t one of them, but it is his current single at radio. After Today (which is one of them), he takes the theme ‘what can’t we do anymore?’ and wraps a lovely melody around it. Notable in the arrangement is the sound of the snare drum, which thwacks away on beats 2 and 4, and the way the fellow male voices wrap around Brad’s.
The chorus goes ‘Last call, last chance/ Last song, last dance’, which is pretty anthemic. Of the ‘everythings’ Brad laments the last time of doing is cutting off a mullet, hearing Little Jimmy Dickens at the Opry and Prince singing Purple Rai-iiiin, using a fake ID, introducing your ‘fiancee’ rather than your wife (or ex-fiancee if the wedding doesn’t take place…There’s a song in that, Brad) and eating ‘biscuits and gravy at your momma’s house’.
Like Brad’s best tunes it’s about time, moments and life. Brad and his mates in the writer’s room have a knack of melding the familiar and the abstract. There really has been nobody better (and I include the likes of Shane McAnally and Brandy Clark here) at boiling down the human condition in a country tune that you can hum and boogie to.
8 out of 10
Labels:
Brad Paisley,
Jonny Brick,
Little Jimmy Dickens,
Prince,
single reviews
Mar 27, 2017
Farce Madness: The "Delete" 8
In the Sour 16, most of the matches were decisive. The closest match was Sam Hunt's "upset" of Florida Georgia Line/Luke Bryan by 4%. Here are the results from the 16.
Junk Drawer Region
Any Kane Brown Song 75%
Danielle Bradbery "Friend Zone" 25%
Paisley/Cool J "Accidental Racist" 64%
The Band Perry "Live Forever" 36%
Oldies Region
Donna Fargo "Funny Face" 54%
"Butterfly Kisses" 46%
"Achy Breaky Heart" 55%
"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" 54%
Meat & Potatoes Region
"Country Girl (Shake It For Me)" 77%
ZBB "Beautiful Drug" 23%
Rascal Flatts "Bob That Head" 73%
Big & Rich "Comin' to Your City" 27%
Bro-Country Region
LB "That's My Kind of Night" 57%
Jason Aldean "1994" 43%
FGL + Luke "This is How We Roll" 48%
Sam Hunt "Body Like a Back Road" 52%
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Here are today's matchups in the "Delete" 16. Voting will take place on Twitter this afternoon.
"Delete" 8
Junk Drawer
4. Any Kane Brown Song
6. Brad Paisley - Accidental Racist w/LL Cool J
Bro-Country
1. Luke Bryan - That’s My Kind of Night
11. Sam Hunt - Body Like a Back Road
Oldies
1. Donna Fargo - Funny Face
2. Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart
Meat & Potatoes
1. Luke Bryan - Country Girl (Shake It For Me)
6. Rascal Flatts - Bob That Head
Jan 26, 2017
May 13, 2016
Brand New Parody Album Covers: Cole Swindell, Brad Paisley etc.
Dec 22, 2015
Country Thongs...? (SFW)
If you're looking for a last minute terrible holiday gift for that girl, spouse, friend with benefits, woman, or progressive man in your life, look no further than Cafe Press, where you can get just about anything printed on a thong. These designs are all available with a click and some heavy duty shipping charges if you want them there by Christmas...
Labels:
Brad Paisley,
Christmas,
I'm sorry this exists,
Merle Haggard,
Ricochet,
Thongs
Nov 30, 2015
Monday Morning Memes: Sam Hunt, Brad Paisley, Thomas Rhett
Labels:
Bad Jokes,
Brad Paisley,
memes,
Merle Haggard,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett
Nov 4, 2015
Oct 1, 2015
In the Year 2030: Predictions for Luke Bryan, FGL, etc.
Tyler Hubbard, having blown through $156 million earned during his FGL days,
takes a job more suited for his skills - guessing fair-goers weights and ages
Singers, songwriters, and musicians now pay music fans to listen to their singles and albums
Parmalee still releasing singles from 2013 album
Jason Aldean's fifth wife takes half his remaining estate in their divorce
(3 Miller Lites, a subscription to hugejugs.xxx, and a faux vintage Skynyrd t-shirt)
Tyler Farr parks his minivan on his ex-wife's lawn and throws empty craft beer bottles at her window
R Kelly still peeing on people, but now because he is unable to control his bladder
Queen Swift of the UN Worldstate Council has all the music bloggers
who used to make fun of her voice beheaded on live television
Brad Paisley now writing goofy-ass songs about Metamucil,
retirement funds, and erectile dysfunction
Kenny Chesney has trouble visiting the beach with his old blue walker
Keith Richards cuts back to a pack of cigarettes a day
Casey Donahew Band plots reunion tour. 35-50 year old bros
throughout Texas and Oklahoma brush up on fist-pumping skills
Sam Hunt custom orders Hitler-youth-hairstyle toupé
Every single attendee at summer country music festival arrested for something or other
Colt Ford still doesn't have any hits
Luke Bryan found destitute and crack-addicted in an Atlanta alley,
clutching a frayed pair of skinny jeans
Sep 16, 2015
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Sep 3, 2015
New Video: Brad Paisley - Country Nation
Not the greatest tune in the world - kind of pandering - but an entertaining video... and hey, COLLEGE FOOTBALL STARTS TONIGHT!
Labels:
Brad Paisley,
New Videos
Jan 19, 2015
Monday Morning Memes: Miranda, Chase, Sturgill, etc.
Labels:
Brad Paisley,
Chase Rice,
memes,
Miranda Lambert,
Satire,
Sturgill Simpson,
Thomas Rhett
Nov 5, 2014
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