*satire, duh*
Showing posts with label Brantley Gilbert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brantley Gilbert. Show all posts
Nov 18, 2016
Nov 16, 2016
Who's Gonna Fill 'em?
I'm getting so (old and) forgetful, I wrote this without recalling we'd already posted something
similar in the past (as if we don't recycle jokes daily). Anyway, my version more closely fits
the real lyrics and contains current details, even if Marilyn Branson's is funnier and has the
benefit of a great tune and production (below my lyrics).
Who's Gonna Fill Their Shoes
(A parody of George Jones' "Who's Gonna Fill Their Shoes")
You know this old world is full of singers
But just a few are chosen
To get it crunk up when they sing
Imagine life without them
All your bro country heroes
Like the cornball that wears those skinny jeans
No, there will never be another
Fat-headed Jason
Face painted black and fist bumping dudes
The dopey Voice host Okie
No what up darlin'
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And sound so auto-tuned
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
God bless the boy from Georgia
Grinding with his pelvis
Singing about shaking it and beers
He sure rocks those skinnies
And really crashed the party
And "That's My Kind of Night" brings me to tears
You know the heart of bro country music
Still beats in Brantley Gilbert
Echoes cross that Florida-Georgia Line
Ol' Hubbard and Brian Kelley
Why I can feel them right here with me
In this chromed out Raptor rolling through the night
[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And take us on a cruise
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
Yes I wonder, who's gonna be a douche?
You know this old world is full of singers
But just a few are chosen
To get it crunk up when they sing
Imagine life without them
All your bro country heroes
Like the cornball that wears those skinny jeans
No, there will never be another
Fat-headed Jason
Face painted black and fist bumping dudes
The dopey Voice host Okie
No what up darlin'
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And sound so auto-tuned
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
God bless the boy from Georgia
Grinding with his pelvis
Singing about shaking it and beers
He sure rocks those skinnies
And really crashed the party
And "That's My Kind of Night" brings me to tears
You know the heart of bro country music
Still beats in Brantley Gilbert
Echoes cross that Florida-Georgia Line
Ol' Hubbard and Brian Kelley
Why I can feel them right here with me
In this chromed out Raptor rolling through the night
[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And take us on a cruise
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
Yes I wonder, who's gonna be a douche?
Nov 2, 2016
There's Something About Mary Country Reaction Gifs
When your stepson says he's a huge Big Smo fan
When you try to make your friend stop listening to Lindi Ortega
Riding with your Brantley Gilbert fan cousin like...
Did you know Dave Cobb is Brent Cobb's cousin?
When your girlfriend walks in after
you just listened to Turnpike Troubadours
When you meet Hunter Hayes
Oct 17, 2016
Monday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan, Ray Charles, FGL
Oct 12, 2016
WWE Country Reaction Gifs 16: Chris Lane, Brantley Gilbert, Jamey Johnson, etc.
When you hear FGL's "pink umbrella" line
Point to someone who looks like a Mumford & Sons fan
When you see an old friend but remember
he's a Brantley Gilbert fan
Rethinking if you should've asked the barber
for the Kenny Chesney look
Did Jamey Johnson really co-write
"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk?"
What is Sam Hunt's greatest contribution to country music?
When your girl says y'all should go to the Chris Lane concert
What you'll see at a Luke Bryan concert
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Chris Lane,
Country Reaction Gifs,
FGL,
Jamey Johnson,
Kenny Chesney,
Luke Bryan,
Satire,
WWE
Sep 21, 2016
The Crud Report Sept. 16: Aldean, FGL, Bobby Bones
Sep 19, 2016
Monday Morning Memes: Isbell, Aldean, Kane Brown, etc.
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Jason Aldean,
Jason Isbell,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Ole Miss,
Satire,
Sturgill Simpson
Aug 25, 2016
Aug 19, 2016
Middle Fingers Up!
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Johnny Cash,
Justin Moore,
memes,
Satire
Aug 18, 2016
The Crud Report August '16: Luke Bryan, Shooter Jennings, FGL, etc.
Aug 16, 2016
Florida-Georgia Line: A Visual Interview
First of all guys, tell us the last book you read.
How do you two even tolerate your own music?
If not for auto-tune, would you be selling fake Ray-Bans
and knock-off Yetis on Myrtle Beach right about now?
You've done an appearance or two with World Wrestling Entertainment. Which one is more fake, WWE or FGL?
If you could pick any country legend to record
a duet with, who would it be?
Do you know anybody sleazier than the two of you?
And finally, is the short haired guy pretty much useless?
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Florida Georgia Line,
Satire,
Visual Interview,
WWE
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