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Jul 11, 2018
Country Singer Bars & Restaurants
It seems like every country A-lister has a new restaurant & bar open or on its way to Lower Broadway in Nashville. Inspired by a recent tweet from someone I follow, here are some (thus far) non-existent musician-owned bars and restaurants.
After the Fries Are Gone
(Loretta Lynn)
Sam Hunt's Cake Pops in a Small Town
Chad Brock's Armbar & Grille
Justin Moore's Short Order Cafe
Let's Go Fajitas
(Faith HIll)
Angus Among Us Steakhouse
(Alabama)
The Heart Wants Pie
(Reba)
Chris Janson's Food Truck Yeah!
It Ain't All Flour
(Sturgill Simpson)
Skeevy's Place Sexy Ladies' Bar
(Old Dominion)
Bok Choy Take Me Away
(Dixie Chicks)
Cole Swindell's White Bread, Crackers, and Bud Light
The Plate of These Wings
(Miranda Lambert)
Brantley Gilbert's Suburban Biker Bar
Now That I Fondue
(Terri Clark)
Bucky Covington's Roadkill Truck
A Good Year for the Rosé
(George Jones)
Colt Ford's Gullet Shove Buffet
Mar 30, 2018
Feb 6, 2018
Sep 1, 2017
Local Promoter Adds 58th Band to Gout Benefit Show
Local Promoter Adds 58th Band to Gout Benefit Show
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by Robert Dean
Chicago – Promoter John Higginton just can’t help himself. In the wake of supporting his friend Denny’s fight against gout, John flexed his booking muscles and has scheduled Denny Fest 2017, a benefit show to help his friend recover while he nurses a sore foot.
“There’s just so many cool bands. Everyone in the scene wants to support Denny. Every band gets thirteen minutes so everyone gets a chance to play.” Higginton said about the festival that’s taking place the Elks Lodge in Lockport, IL.
 Featuring a lineup of punk, folk, blues, metal, grindcore, death metal, street core, hardcore, proto-punk, post-punk, hard rock, nu metal, jam band, disco rock, classic rock, groove rock, rap metal, and country, Higgton needed to add the final piece.
“My friends Joe Shit and The Rag Band are a cool alt-punk, indie thing. They’ve been together for six weeks. This was a perfect first show. They play first at nine am Sunday morning. We expect a huge turn out for them.”
Higgington says there will be a two-stage set up in each corner of the room with plenty of power strips and outlets for equipment. In fact, he encourages bands to show up with just guitars and use the drum kits and amplifiers provided for them.
“We’ve got these really great Crate half stacks that sound like chainsaws. We’ve got a sick Lars Ulrich edition Tama Rockstar kit for the drummers. We can move it around for who needs it to save time.”
John expects to see a lot of friendly faces for the collection of local bands from the folks who support Denny. “We’re charging $15 a head. There will be some food to buy and merch. No in’s and out’s though. The Elks don’t want people loitering.”
Denny Fest is scheduled for next Sunday and will feature a cavalcade of music acts from original to cover bands. Headliners Molly Hatchet go on at 11:45PM. There will be raffles and door prizes.
If you’d like to support Denny, check out his GoFundMe page.
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Jan 6, 2016
Country Singer/Professional Wrestler Equivalents
Florida-Georgia Line = New Age Outlaws
Douchey, popular due to hype more than talent, spray tans, wear underwear in public
Shooter Jennings = Spike Dudley
Scrappy, famous last name, under 5'8"
Carrie Underwood = Trish Stratus
Honest, talented, Vegan, ascended to the heights of her chosen profession, generally liked by all
Jamey Johnson = CM Punk
Outsider with insider ties, subversive, loved by the "smart" fans of his chosen profession, left the mainstream to pursue other options that seemingly will never come to fruition
Luke Bryan = John Cena
Seems like a nice guy, says dumb stuff in public, loved and hated in equal amounts, limited move set, A-lister approaching middle age, makes a living shaking ass
Brantley Gilbert = Buff Bagwell
Inexplicably popular, earrings, chains, facial hair, douchey, meathead
Chad Brock = Chad Brock
Wait, that's the same guy...
Dec 15, 2015
Little Known Facts: Christmas 2015 Edition
This is a special extra long Jeremy & Trailer collaborative Christmas edition of Little Known Facts. Some artists get two facts...
John Rich celebrates the holidays by adding a couple ounces of eggnog to his mug of bourbon.
Colt Ford and Frosty The Snowman wear the same size pants.
A Christmas Story is Gary Levox's favorite Christmas movie.
He always cries during that emotional scene when the dogs eat the Christmas dinner.
Santa decided to skip the Levox house this year because someone always beat him to the cookies.
Shooter Jennings doesn't wear red coats during December
because someone always tries to put him on a shelf.
because someone always tries to put him on a shelf.
Shooter Jennings had to delay his upcoming album "Countach (for Giorgio)"
until next year to allow him to spend more time working in Santa's workshop.
until next year to allow him to spend more time working in Santa's workshop.
With his new contract Chad Brock is experiencing a resurgence of popularity
but unfortunately some of the children pee on his lap while giving their wish list.
but unfortunately some of the children pee on his lap while giving their wish list.
Every year around this time Farce The Music is overwhelmed with emails asking to post Scotty McCreery
on a shelf pics. 99% of those come from addresses ending with @scottymccreery.com.
on a shelf pics. 99% of those come from addresses ending with @scottymccreery.com.
All Luke Bryan wants for Christmas is his two front ...testicles.
Santa will have a reindeer shit on the floor of anyone that posted #WhoIsChrisStapleton in 2015.
Jason Aldean only watches the first 20 minutes of How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
Instead of receiving coal in their stockings this year, badly-behaved
country singers will be forced to share a dressing room with Mojo Nixon.
country singers will be forced to share a dressing room with Mojo Nixon.
73% of Brantley Gilbert fans are more concerned with making
the warden's nice list than they are with Santa Claus' list.
the warden's nice list than they are with Santa Claus' list.
Old Dominion hopes they get switches for Christmas, because they're perverts.
Bucky Covington is hoping the mild weather continues throughout Christmas. He says it sucks
when your spray bottle of water freezes while cleaning windshields at a Nashville red light.
when your spray bottle of water freezes while cleaning windshields at a Nashville red light.
Country singer Sam Hunt celebrates Christmas by dressing in outlandish costumes
and knocking on neighbors' doors asking for candy.
and knocking on neighbors' doors asking for candy.
Frankie Ballard decorates his home for Christmas with… wait, who the hell is Frankie Ballard?!?
The only item on Martin Shkreli's Christmas list is a Kane Brown album.
Christmas is a special time of year that can bring a smile to anyone's face.
Except Kenny Rogers anytime after 2011.
Bucky Covington always gets kicked out of the record label's Christmas party
for being too drunk and because he doesn't work there.
Nov 18, 2015
Fun With Google Searches: Country Music, Rascal Flatts, Dan + Shay
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| Probably celebrating the end of Country California. |
Oct 27, 2015
Little Known Facts: Halloween Edition
Shooter Jennings recently found his He-Man costume from 3rd grade and
decided to wear it this year since it still fits.
Colt Ford scrapped plans to go as someone less talented than himself when
he couldn't find a Big Smo outfit.
After being up late with a cranky baby, Jason Isbell will accidentally put on
Amanda Shires' pants on the 31st and walk out dressed as Sam Hunt.
Somewhere in Georgia a hay-wagon hitch will break and nearly cancel the hayride
but all will be saved by Brantley Gilbert's wallet chain.
Hunter Hayes has been spotted at Sam's Club buying gallon tubs of vaseline to
grease his face up because just a fat suit isn't enough to look like Gary Levox.
In 2012 Hank Williams Jr dressed as Chewbacca but everyone knew it was him
because he was constantly yelling "I'm Hank Williams Jr, bitch!."
On October 31st Dale Watson will wake up and dress like a badass. Just like every other day.
This year Chad Brock will be dressed as a homeless man on the streets of Nashville.
He will remain in costume through 2018.
Florida Georgia Line decided to not dress as what they believe to be the greatest country duo
of all time because they couldn't decide which one had to be Big Kenny.
Tyler Farr will be arrested on Halloween for parking a hearse outside
a neighbor kid's bedroom and throwing popcorn balls at the window.
After a bad experience with Wynonna's spray tan artist Dolly Parton will be stopped at
the local farmers market for being suspected of smuggling two pumpkins out the door.
Chris Stapleton's costume will not be seen by most of the country but
people that actually know things will agree it's the best costume this year.
Ray Wylie Hubbard will dress as a geriatric Danny Zuko. The other 364 days of the year
this is referred to as "the Ray Wylie Hubbard look."
By Jeremy Harris
Jul 29, 2015
Jul 24, 2014
Least Essential Country Albums: Joe Diffie, Isbell, FGL, etc.
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| Whoops. That's an actual album... |
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| By Mike McDermott |
Sep 24, 2012
May 2, 2012
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