Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
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Dec 24, 2016
If Cole Swindell Had Written These Christmas Songs
If Cole Swindell Had Written These Christmas Songs
All I Want for Christmas Is You
I just want you for my own
Even if you'd rather go
It puts the lotion on
All I want for Christmas is you
Jingle Bells
Jingle bells, dial my cell
I thought you were my bae
Oh, what fun it is to ride
By your house ten times a day
Feliz Navidad
Robado Navidad
Robado Navidad
Robado Navidad
Pervertido y felicidad
Last Christmas
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you acted afraid
This year, don't be so severe
Please drop the restraining order
Baby It's Cold Outside
The neighbors might think (baby, it's bad out there)
Say what's in this drink? (no cabs to be had out there)
(no change)
All I Want for Christmas Is You
I just want you for my own
Even if you'd rather go
It puts the lotion on
All I want for Christmas is you
Jingle Bells
Jingle bells, dial my cell
I thought you were my bae
Oh, what fun it is to ride
By your house ten times a day
Feliz Navidad
Robado Navidad
Robado Navidad
Robado Navidad
Pervertido y felicidad
Last Christmas
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you acted afraid
This year, don't be so severe
Please drop the restraining order
Baby It's Cold Outside
The neighbors might think (baby, it's bad out there)
Say what's in this drink? (no cabs to be had out there)
(no change)
Dec 21, 2016
Top 10 Reasons Brantley Gilbert Fans are on Santa's Naughty List
10. Didn't know she was 17
…and a second cousin
9. Stole a bunch of batteries and Calamine lotion trying to make meth
8. Got a DUI while listening to a Brantley Gilbert (who is sober) drinking song
7. Punched a little person because "he wouldn't send a message to Santa"
6. Punched a woman in a road rage incident while driving to anger management class
5. Selling rock candy as crack at alternative school
4. Toting around homemade pipe bombs at "open carry rally"
3. Spray painted misspelled answers to remedial reading test on water tower beside the school as a cheat sheet
2. Sheep. [details redacted]
1. Keyed car of blogger who was mean to Brantley
…and a second cousin
9. Stole a bunch of batteries and Calamine lotion trying to make meth
8. Got a DUI while listening to a Brantley Gilbert (who is sober) drinking song
7. Punched a little person because "he wouldn't send a message to Santa"
6. Punched a woman in a road rage incident while driving to anger management class
5. Selling rock candy as crack at alternative school
4. Toting around homemade pipe bombs at "open carry rally"
3. Spray painted misspelled answers to remedial reading test on water tower beside the school as a cheat sheet
2. Sheep. [details redacted]
1. Keyed car of blogger who was mean to Brantley
Dec 20, 2016
Christmas TV & Movie: Country Reaction Gifs
The best time to listen to Luke Bryan
Explaining the rules to the Cole Swindell fans
at the Christmas party
Shooter Jennings writing a new Christmas song
When an Alan Jackson Christmas song goes off
and "The Christmas Shoes" comes on...
When "Merry Christmas From the Family" comes on
When mom gives your brother Sturgill Simpson
tickets for Christmas
Looking at the latest country chart like...
When your son says he likes Sam Hunt
Little Known Facts: Christmas 2016 Edition
Krampus is a mythical beast who punishes unruly children during the
Christmas season. Justin Moore has to show him ID every year
Christmas season. Justin Moore has to show him ID every year
All Luke Bryan wants for Christmas is his two front testicles
Charlie Daniels recently sat down on a Nashville mall bench and a line of
children looking for Santa suddenly formed in front of him
Santa added Dasher to his chili after he told Santa his favorite country singer was Sam Hunt
For Christmas this year, Miranda Lambert simply asks for peace, understanding,
Santa added Dasher to his chili after he told Santa his favorite country singer was Sam Hunt
For Christmas this year, Miranda Lambert simply asks for peace, understanding,
and "shut the f**k up about Blake Shelton every time I do a damn interview"
Gary Levox's ban from all central Ohio Golden Corral restaurants expires on January 1st 2017
Hank 3 will attempt to spend Christmas with his dad this year but it will end badly
Gary Levox's ban from all central Ohio Golden Corral restaurants expires on January 1st 2017
Hank 3 will attempt to spend Christmas with his dad this year but it will end badly
when he receives 'It's About Time' on cd as his gift
Golden Corral stock is a smart investment for 2017
Mattel is coming out with a new Holiday Country Barbie based on Kelsea Ballerini,
Golden Corral stock is a smart investment for 2017
Mattel is coming out with a new Holiday Country Barbie based on Kelsea Ballerini,
but it just looks like a regular Barbie
Santa decided that anyone who puts anything Florida-Georgia Line on
Santa decided that anyone who puts anything Florida-Georgia Line on
their Christmas list will receive a lump of coal and a Justin Wells cd instead
Since it's the time of sharing, I'm sharing the fact that Jason Aldean is
Since it's the time of sharing, I'm sharing the fact that Jason Aldean is
an ass with everyone that will listen
Since Farce The Music didn't feature Scotty McCreery on a shelf this year,
Since Farce The Music didn't feature Scotty McCreery on a shelf this year,
his sales dropped to only 1 album this winter
WWE wrestler Brian Kendrick requested December off to work as an elf at Macy's
WWE wrestler Brian Kendrick requested December off to work as an elf at Macy's
so Shooter Jennings has been filling in for him in the ring
Kenny Rogers is thankful for the cold weather because it gives him an excuse for the frozen face
Millions of children won't get their presents until December 26th due to Santa losing
Kenny Rogers is thankful for the cold weather because it gives him an excuse for the frozen face
Millions of children won't get their presents until December 26th due to Santa losing
his sense of urgency after stopping at Willie Nelson's house
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Dec 18, 2016
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