Farce the Music: Kane Brown

May 29, 2020

Talladega Nights Country Reaction Gifs

If you think I mean Sam Hunt when I say I love country music...

Roger Creager after a concert (back in the day)

♫ ♬ Well I grew up quick and I grew up mean ♫ ♬

Jason Isbell looking at the country album chart

A Hank 3 song that got cut from his last album

Thomas Rhett has a bro-country song for that

"Hey man, you wanna hear the new Florida-Georgia Line song?"

I'm kinda excited about that new Mike & The Moonpies album

Kane Brown fans when I meme their hero

May 21, 2020

The Lion King Country Reaction Gifs

"Wanna hear some Avenue Beat?"

If you're surrounded by Kane Brown fans

Kenny Chesney's career since 2000

When Simba says Sam Hunt songs are great even if they aren't country

You'll have the same reaction to a Lori McKenna song as you do this scene

Florida-Georgia Line has a new EP coming out!

Hank 3? Jamey Johnson?

"Everywhere the light touches, Luke Bryan sucks"

May 7, 2020

Schitt's Creek Country Reaction Gifs

When Zac Brown raps

When the Kane Brown salesman knocks

♫ ♬ the Gatlin boys came calling
They took turns at Becky an' there was three of them ♫ ♬

Dressed up for a concert that isn't even scheduled

Luke Bryan sucks

When you see a Sam Hunt ad in the country magazine

When a Florida-Georgia Line fan wants to talk to you

How to know when a new folk album is ready for release

May 1, 2020

Country Blogger Has Been Social Distancing for Years

The country music blogger Trailer has been prepared for something like this Covid-19 pandemic for years. Now that it has come to pass, he’s in his element and thriving.

Trailer, who runs the satire and review site Farce the Music, says social distancing has been a part of his life for many years now. “Well, since I’m a big, fat, jealous hater, people have never wanted to be around me anyway,” said the reclusive meme maker. The blog is well known for making fun of country artists that the general public loves and adores, lending to Trailer’s outcast nature.

“The biggest problem for me right now is that without new albums, tours, and interviews going on, I don’t have a lot to make fun of,” he said. “Mostly I just go around on YouTube videos calling children and teenagers idiots for liking Kane Brown… it’s pretty fun.”

The general negativity in society right now is nothing new for Trailer, who spends far more time talking bad about singers he doesn’t like than he does being positive about artists he enjoys. “I bet Luke Bryan is living it up without a worry in the world… the damn sparkeldy skinny jeans wearing poser.” said the spiteful loser, as his mom brought him some more Totino’s Pizza Rolls.

“I don’t like music to evolve. Genres should stay the same as they were when they were invented, and right now there aren’t any studios open for Florida-Georgia Line to be auto-tuner emo rapping in, and that makes me happy.” laughed the crusty cynic.

At press time, Trailer was grumbling while walking up out of the basement to help his mom with the dishes.