Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts
Apr 28, 2020
Apr 22, 2020
Apr 10, 2020
Apr 9, 2020
King of the Hill Country Reaction Gifs 3
When you listen to one Johnny Rodriguez song
When Bobby's in his room listening to Kane Brown again
Every Kevin Fowler song
♫ ♬ Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette
Puff puff puff
And if you smoke yourself to death ♫ ♬
Shooter Jennings just having a normal conversation
When you take Bobby to a modern country concert
When somebody says Luke Bryan is the best living country singer
Apr 7, 2020
Apr 2, 2020
Tiger King Country Reaction Gifs
When Jerrod Niemann's "Donkey" flopped.
Wheeler Walker Jr. in 20 years about to sing a song about nursing home sex
Why don't you like Kane Brown's music?
Keith Urban's gonna have a livestream concert!
When your new lover promised you
some meth if you'd go to an Upchurch concert
Does this guy look like Florida-Georgia Line's oldest fan?
When "Goodbye Earl" comes on
right after you killed your husband
Apr 1, 2020
Top 11 Country-Related Ways to Be Helpful During the Pandemic
11. Teach a Kane Brown fan to read by FaceTime
10. Send a letter to your congressman informing them that your favorite bands can still perform live and stay under the 10 person recommendation
9. Remind hick-hop fans that not only should they wash their hands frequently, but that they should also wash their bodies from time to time
8. Paint an inspirational message on the local water tower in John Deere green
7. Tell the Dollar General manager that times are stressful enough without them playing bro-country in the store and kindly request they turn it off
6. Go to your favorite bartender's house and blare George Jones from their yard to cheer them up
5. Whatever Dolly Parton is doing, do that
4. Send a friendly postcard to a Brantley Gilbert fan in prison
3. Avoid political arguments unless one a’ them stinkin’ liberal pinko commie America-hatin’ Dixie Chicks fans starts it first
2. Use two pairs of Luke Bryan’s old pants to make one face mask for the local hospital
1. Buy albums and merchandise from the independent musicians you enjoy (or tip them during their live shows on Instagram, Facebook, etc)
~By Trailer and Jeremy Harris
Mar 27, 2020
What Country Fanbases Are Doing During Coronavirus Lockdown
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Brantley Gilbert fans:
The usual - morning bell, inmate count, breakfast, work detail, inmate count…
Luke Bryan fans:
young - Tik Tok dance videos; older - drinking wine, also doing Tik Tok videos
Florida-Georgia Line fans:
going to the beach, going to parties, having sex with people they just met
Kane Brown:
doing chores, homework, texting other kids their age
Mitchell Tenpenny:
maintaining their regimen of ceftriaxone and azithromycin, stalking exes
Tyler Childers:
morel hunting, drinking themselves blind
Kelsea Ballerini:
journaling, skin care, skin care journaling
Sturgill Simpson:
N/A - he has run off all his fans
Charlie Daniels Band:
sharing factually incorrect memes, going to church, sleeping with Fox News on
Upchurch:
hoarding, cooking
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