The Worst "Country" Festival Ever

Monday Morning Memes: Florida-Georgia Line, Kane Brown, Toms

Country TwitterWIN: January '21

Monday Morning Memes: Blake Shelton, Kane Brown, Drive-by Truckers

Sometimes It Be Like That

Ted Lasso Country Reaction Gifs

 When one bad pop-country artist has a hit with the least country song ever, the next bad pop-country artist is like...

Oh, did I get Russell Swindell mixed up with Jordan Rice?

Some people think Sam Hunt is country and...

(they're all wrong)

Wanna hear a song from a guy who a major paper describes as the next emo-rap country star?

Me after getting in a Twitter spat with Blake Shelton

When the car beside you is blasting Kane Brown

When some Aaron Lee Tasjan comes on

When Shooter Jennings sees his manager for the first time in a while

More Monday Memes: Luke Bryan, Upchurch, Kane Brown

 

Monday Morning Memes: Kane Brown, FGL, The Office

 

The Crud Report: January '21

More Tuesday Memes: Brad Paisley, Waylon Jennings, Tyler Childers

Top 10 New Year’s Resolutions for Dan + Shay Fans

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 10. Speak to 5% more managers in 2021

9. Keep up with teen slang so you’ll be able to snoop on your daughter’s Snapchat effectively

8. Monthly salon visit to maintain that just above the shoulders layered look that silently asks “Are you supposed to be here?”

7. Keep the white zinfandel cellar fully stocked at all times

6. Berate Dan + Shay on Facebook for not going on tour because Covid is just the damn flu!

5. Sell 22% more essential oils and seaweed kelp powder on Facebook

4. Berate Kane Brown on Instagram for wearing a mask because “there taking our freedom away!”

3. Keep tan somewhere between “just returned from Cozumel” and “oh God, you better get that mole checked out!”

2. Maintain the perimeters and facilities of your gated subdivision against people who don’t seem to belong near you

1. Practice saying “How arrrre yeeewwww??” and “Oh HOOWWW Cute!” and “Bless YEWR Hawrt!” for when you finally get to see your friends after this Covid hoax goes away

Trading Places Country Reaction Gifs

**foul language warning**

♫ ♬ The boys get out and the room fills up with law ♫ ♬

You're 32 and still listen to Dustin Lynch?

Jive turkeys think Sam Hunt is country

♫ ♬ Well I tell ya I've fought tougher men

but I really can't remember when ♫ ♬

When Mr. Cyrus finally takes a shower

When somebody wearing a Kane Brown shirt wants you to hurry up with the phone

Shooter Jennings be like...nah, gunslinger

And finally...