Still More Overly Politically Correct Country Songs

My Cis-Het Male Parental Unit Doesn’t Speak to a Non-existent Deity Anymore - Chris Stapleton

Dinosaur - Hank Jr.

Waylon on My Willie - Tyler Childers

Elder Bohemian - The Bellamy Brothers

Caucasian-Tonk Person - Dwight Yoakam

I’m Gonna Hire a Person Who Uses Alcohol Unhealthily to Decorate Our Home - David Frizzell

Mt. & Mm. Used to Be - Ernest Tubb / Loretta Lynn

You Misspeak - Reba

(I’m a) Stand by My Person Person - Ronnie Milsap

Romany - Merle Haggard

Consensually Given Physical Pleasure by a Rural Cis Male - Wheeler Walker Jr.

Privileged, Young, Uneducated, Sex Enjoyer - Cross Canadian Ragweed

More Overly Politically Correct Country Songs

 Folsom Carceral Unit Depressive Disorder - Johnny Cash

Deity Take the Wheel - Carrie Underwood

Migrant Agricultural Worker from Muskogee - Merle Haggard

Feathered Indigenous Americans - Tyler Childers

Intellectually Disabled CIS Young Woman - Keith Urban

Rhinestone Ranchhand - Glen Campbell

Kaw - Liga - Hank Williams

Louisiana Cisgender Woman, Mississippi Cisgender Man - Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn

You’re the Reason Our Offspring are Aesthetically Challenged - Conway & Loretta

War Dissenters and Cowpersons - Cody Jinks

Penis in Former Confederate States - Hank III

If You See Them, If You See Them - Reba

Xe Don’t Know Xe’s Attractive - Sammy Kershaw

Overly Politically Correct Country Songs

No serious commentary from either side of the aisle, please. Just having fun with language. 

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Birthing Person, My Partner is Mentally Ill - The Judds

Wichita Lineperson - Glen Campbell

C-O-N-S-C-I-O-U-S U-N-C-O-U-P-L-I-N-G - Tammy Wynette

Quing of the Road - Roger Miller

Good Hearted Adult - Waylon Jennings

Caucasian Tonkin’ - Hank Williams

Xe Stopped Loving Xir Today - George Jones

Seven Latinx Angels - Willie Nelson, Ray Charles

Parent Tried - Merle Haggard

Native American Person Impacted by the Justice System - Tim McGraw

If the Afterlife Isn’t a Lot Like the Southeastern United States - Hank Jr.

I Am a Person of Constant Sorrow - The Soggy Bottom Boys

Folically Blessed Rural Resident - David Allan Coe

You Ain’t Womxn Enough - Loretta Lynn

Gestational Parents, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowpersons - Waylon & Willie

Saturday Night Music / Patty Loveless / "Coal Miner's Daughter"

A Warning From the CDC (Country Defense Center)

Great Country Duos?

Presidential Country Memes

Classic Country Album Covers Ruined with Bleeding Cowboys

Lack of Curiosity Killed The Country Music Fan

Errrrr

You've Been Makin' Your Brags Around Town

Sunday Mornin' Music / Loretta & Conway / "God Bless America Again"

A Conway and Loretta Marriage Story

 *yes, I'm aware they weren't married. it's just a meme.

Think Again

Numbers Numbers Numbers

Ten Favorite Albums of 2021 So Far: 1/3 Report

 The usual disclaimer: Our year-end list will be staff-voted; this is just Trailer’s list.

It’s been a weird year and I’ve listened to more old music than I have new, to be honest. I’ve still heard a lot of new stuff and I’m pretty sure these are my favorites, but it’s entirely possible I’ve completely left out an album I listened to multiple times and enjoyed. Feel free to let us know your favorites or make suggestions! 

1. Morgan Wade - Reckless

2. Carly Pearce - 29

3. Dallas Moore - The Rain

4. Laney Wilson - Sayin’ What I’m Thinkin’

5. Triston Marez - s/t

6. Zach Schmidt - Raise a Banner

7. Loretta Lynn - Still Woman Enough

8. Melissa Carper - Daddy’s Country Gold

9. Austin Meade - Black Sheep

10. The Marfa Tapes

(this one may end up higher, but it's new so I haven't listened a lot yet)

Untrue Facts: Luke Bryan, Chris Stapleton, Loretta Lynn

 

Checks notes... oh, this one's actually true.

Stolen Memes: Conway, Kane Brown, Loretta, Billy Strings

 

Country Muppet Show Disclaimers

As you may or may not have heard, Disney+ is leading some episodes of The Muppet Show with disclaimers if the subject matter is deemed offensive to cultural sensitivities. These disclaimers before episodes with country singer guests seem a bit odd though.

More More Monday Memes: Luke Bryan, Hank Jr., Loretta Lynn