Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts

Jan 2, 2020

Post Malone or Sam Hunt?



Avengers Endgame Country Reaction Gifs

I wish I could get rid of snap beats like this

"My friend says country music means the music of America"

When your woman left you, but you can still get drunk and listen to Jones about it

When Ryan Seacrest calls Sam Hunt a country singer to millions of viewers

Luke Bryan says he's either the savior of country or he ruined it. How right is he?

"Will you go see Kane Brown and Chris Lane with me?"

Me, not quite in shape for 2020 concert season

Mitchell Tenpenny sucks!!

Luke Bryan is Delusional


Dec 24, 2019

It's a Wonderful Life Country Reaction Gifs 2


Luke Combs' accountant

My face when I hear some Jason Aldean playing in public

Me, talking to the FCC about the local mainstream country station

Dear God, please give Florida-Georgia Line a permanent case of laryngitis

Is Willie's "Pretty Paper" the best Christmas song?

Some of the Americana is just as boring and vapid as mainstream country but y'all not ready for that conversation

Hear ye! Hear ye! Kane Brown sucks!

 When you make it the entire season without hearing "The Christmas Shoes"

Dec 20, 2019

Little Known Facts: Christmas 2019 Edition



Sitting on Charlie Daniels’ lap and telling him what 
you want for Christmas really pisses him off. 

According to Santa’s Naughty and Nice List, Jason “Rowdy” Cope 
of The Steel Woods isn’t rowdy at all.

Shooter Jennings announced a spring tour and is looking forward to hitting the 
road to unwind after another winter of making toys for good boys and girls.

Blind Item: 30-50 feral hogs stole a popular Americana band’s van 
and gear trailer in certain southeastern Texas city.

Freezing temps across the country have caused Luke Bryan’s pants to fit better, 
but he is now battling chapped lips.

Mitchell Tenpenny is the first artist in a new country sub-genre: Incel Country.

With 2019 coming to an end I decided to check in with Colt Ford and 
his resolution to no longer suck. Failing for 50 weeks and counting.

The real issue is that there isn’t a war on “The Christmas Shoes.”

Kane Brown is beter then you’re favorite country sinjer. 
~this fact guest-written by a Kane Brown fan.

Florida Georgia Line’s FGL House features a reverse toy drive where employees 
go to hospitals and orphanages in Nashville and take take toys from the children.

Thomas Rhett cheerful story blah blah good news happy blah.

Starbucks compensated Jason Isbell for not changing his twitter name to IsBELLS this year by sending him a free nonfat, vanilla, soy latte with espresso shot once a week until March. (<—This fact requires too much referential minutia for the average person to get it, but I left it in so you can make fun of Jeremy for writing it. ~Trailer)

I went to see Luke Combs the other day. He said I needed wipers and a cabin air filter.

Gary Levox had a recent trip to the dentist because he confused 
the coal in his stocking for chocolate covered cherries.

Taylor Swift researched her role for Cats by being an actual crazy cat lady.

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Most of these by Jeremy Harris - a few by Trailer

The Christmas Shoes Debate


Dec 18, 2019

Santa or Zac Brown?


The Office Christmas Country Reaction Gifs

If there was a Whiskey Myers Christmas song
 
A Bobby Bones impression

♫ ♬ ...dancin' over here or fightin' over there
I'm makin' the rounds, looking for a party crowd ♫ ♬

When a Kane Brown fan asks you if impeachment is something about cobbler

♫ ♬ Come on and tell me what you told my friends
If you think you're brave enough
 ♫ ♬


 When you're enjoying a country playlist and a Sam Hunt song pops up

♫ ♬ You know I don't remember a thing
But they say I sure was raising some cane
 ♫ ♬

When you remember Dwight called Willie Nelson an elderly burnout

Willie, Snoop, and Tyler Childers Christmas Cards



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