Showing posts with label Tammy Wynette. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tammy Wynette. Show all posts
Jun 22, 2018
3 George and Tammy Memes
Labels:
George Jones,
Hee Haw,
Little Richard,
memes,
Satire,
Tammy Wynette
6 New George Jones Parody Album Covers
Labels:
George Jones,
Parody Album Covers,
Satire,
Tammy Wynette
Jun 15, 2018
Keith Urban Vandalizes Country Music Hall of Fame
Country music superstar Keith Urban was arrested Thursday for causing nearly two million dollars worth of damage at Nashville's Country Music Hall of Fame. Urban, 50, was booked on charges of felony vandalism, trespassing, and destruction of property. He was released after posting $250,000 bail. A court hearing is scheduled for June 20.
Witnesses say they were surprised to see Urban strolling through the facility alone. That wasn't the strangest thing they'd see. "A few people immediately recognized him and were crowding around for autographs," said museum guest Carl Jenkins. "I thought it was weird he was out in public without security… and he was wearing this big whop-sided backpack with box-cutters and stuff falling out of it."
Carl said Urban took a ball-peen hammer from his pack and asked the surrounding crowd to please excuse him. "He climbed over the barrier and smashed the shit out of Hank Williams Sr's guitar," said Jenkins. "It was crazy, there wasn't nothing left but wire and sawdust when he was through."
Urban then defaced at least 15 of the bas relief Hall of Fame member plaques, including Fred Rose, Tammy Wynette, and Don Schlitz, spray painting such things as phalluses and the word "fart" across them. He also sprayed deer scent all over the iconic "Will the Circle Be Unbroken" inscription with a Super Soaker water gun.
Before leaving the Hall, Urban also hurled DeFord Bailey's harmonica down a hallway, poured a kale smoothie on several Nudie suits, and cut all the fringe off one of Patsy Cline's outfits.
Museum staff and security never intervened during Urban's rampage because they thought he was just 'pushing the boundaries of his art or filming a prank show or something.' When all was said and done, however, the Kiwi country guitar slinger had caused real and lasting damage on country's hallowed halls. Urban was taken into custody without incident at his home later that evening.
While neither Urban nor his wife Nicole Kidman could be reached for comment, Keith's manager told us he doesn't expect Keith's reputation or career to take a hit over the situation because he's very handsome and such a good guitar player.
Jun 14, 2018
Apr 2, 2018
Monday Memes: Let's Get Obvious!
First off all, I think these popular country memes are stupid. I didn't start them and I won't retweet them or post them on our Facebook page.
That kind of stuff's way too obvious for me. I like satire and weird, twisted humor. That's why we'll never have millions of followers too, but that's a story for another day. Anyway, here are my own versions of the currently viral "Obvious Country Music Lyric Memes."
Labels:
Garth Brooks,
George Jones,
Hank Sr.,
Jason Isbell,
memes,
Michael Ray,
Reba,
Satire,
Sturgill Simpson,
Tammy Wynette,
Willie Nelson
Mar 1, 2017
Oct 16, 2016
Sunday Mornin' Music: Tammy Wynette
Labels:
Sunday Mornin' Music,
Tammy Wynette
Sep 16, 2016
Country Graphic Design Nerd Humor
So of course I had to make a bunch of my own typeface/country song mashups.
Random and nerdy, but what else would you expect from us?
Aug 17, 2016
Hashtag Games: #wrestlingcountrysongs
WWF "Country Singer" Jeff Jarrett performs "With My Baby Tonight" |
Hashtag Games: #WrestlingCountrySongs
Thanks to our Twitter friends for helping out with this "hashtag game," combining wrestling-related stuff with country song titles. As you will see, @toomuchcountry had a lot of fun with this.
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Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Luchadors
Take This Foot and Shove It (Up Your Candy Ass)
Feed Jake the Snake - @straitshooter13
Hello Walls of Jericho
All My Rowdy Friends Are Having a Cage Match Tonight
♫ Solie, Solie, Solie, Solieeeee / Please don't pin him just because you can ♫ - @toomuchcountry
Stand By Your McMahon - @DHWritesCountry
Seven Spanish Announce Tables
Chill of an Early Fall Brawl
Will the Squared Circle Be Unbroken - @toomuchcountry
A Boy Named Shinsuke
Rated "DX"
Goodbye Earl Hebner
There Ought to Be a Lawler (by Billy "Smash Craddock) - @toomuchcountry
The Stone Cold Hard Truth
Sea of Heartbreak Kid - @Bocephus50
Smoky Mountain Reigns
Punjabi Prison Blues
Honky Tonk Man (no change)
Diamond Dallas Rings & Old Barstools - @toomuchcountry
She Thinks His Name Was John Cena
Bigger Than Breezango
Save A Horseman by Big and Tommy Rich - @toomuchcountry
Shawn Michaels Lost His Smile
Starrcades Over Texas
Cross Rhodes Anthem
Might As Well Get Stone Cold Steve Austin - @DHWritesCountry
Mississippi Moonsault
Whiskey Bent and Hell's Gate
Andre From Montgomery - @toomuchcountry
Kurt Angles Among Us
If We Make It Through December to Dismember
Stand By Your Mankind - @peliti27
Are You Sure Hulk Done It This Way?
Thanks to our Twitter friends for helping out with this "hashtag game," combining wrestling-related stuff with country song titles. As you will see, @toomuchcountry had a lot of fun with this.
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Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Luchadors
Take This Foot and Shove It (Up Your Candy Ass)
Feed Jake the Snake - @straitshooter13
Hello Walls of Jericho
All My Rowdy Friends Are Having a Cage Match Tonight
♫ Solie, Solie, Solie, Solieeeee / Please don't pin him just because you can ♫ - @toomuchcountry
Stand By Your McMahon - @DHWritesCountry
Seven Spanish Announce Tables
Chill of an Early Fall Brawl
Will the Squared Circle Be Unbroken - @toomuchcountry
A Boy Named Shinsuke
Rated "DX"
Goodbye Earl Hebner
There Ought to Be a Lawler (by Billy "Smash Craddock) - @toomuchcountry
The Stone Cold Hard Truth
Sea of Heartbreak Kid - @Bocephus50
Smoky Mountain Reigns
Punjabi Prison Blues
Honky Tonk Man (no change)
Diamond Dallas Rings & Old Barstools - @toomuchcountry
She Thinks His Name Was John Cena
Bigger Than Breezango
Save A Horseman by Big and Tommy Rich - @toomuchcountry
Shawn Michaels Lost His Smile
Starrcades Over Texas
Cross Rhodes Anthem
Might As Well Get Stone Cold Steve Austin - @DHWritesCountry
Mississippi Moonsault
Whiskey Bent and Hell's Gate
Andre From Montgomery - @toomuchcountry
Kurt Angles Among Us
If We Make It Through December to Dismember
Stand By Your Mankind - @peliti27
Are You Sure Hulk Done It This Way?
Jan 24, 2016
Sunday Mornin' Music: Tammy Wynette
Labels:
Sunday Mornin' Music,
Tammy Wynette
Jun 25, 2015
Mississippi Flag Ideas: Country Music Edition
There's been a lot of talk in the news recently about getting rid of all forms and fashions of the Confederate flag on the government property and regalia of several southern states. In fact, FTM's home state of Mississippi still has that flag as a portion of its very state flag. On Twitter, many have been presenting serious and humorous options for changing MS's flag. Here are a few (non-serious) alternative designs for Mississippi's state flag, based on the country music stars from the state. Randy Houser doesn't get one.
Labels:
Charley Pride,
Conway Twitty,
Faith Hill,
Jeff Bates,
Leann Rimes,
Randy Houser,
Satire,
Tammy Wynette
Aug 29, 2014
FTM Fantasy Football Team Names
The NFL gets rolling next week, so it's fantasy draft time! I only have 2 fantasy teams this year. That's low for me.... They're named "Blake Shelton's Ego" and "Reptile Aliens Made of Light." Here are some other suggested music-related fantasy football team names by me and some of FTM's Facebook and Twitter pals. You're welcome to steal them because you probably aren't in the same leagues...
Willie's Buds
Stand By Your Manziel
Do the Sankey Legg -Russell Parmele
The Hell Mama Raised
Cash's Walk the Liners -Ray Weaver
Call Me the Brees
The Men (or Women) in Black
Lawrence Taylor Swift -Perry Brown (of Fire Mountain)
Don't Come Around Here Romo
Touchdown Troubadours
Boy Named Suh
You Never Even Called Me Legedu Naanee
Honky Tonk Heroes
Gridiron Maiden -Scott Bumpus
Wake Me Up Before You Romo -Joe Fink
Stand By Your Manziel
Do the Sankey Legg -Russell Parmele
The Hell Mama Raised
Cash's Walk the Liners -Ray Weaver
Call Me the Brees
The Men (or Women) in Black
Lawrence Taylor Swift -Perry Brown (of Fire Mountain)
Don't Come Around Here Romo
Touchdown Troubadours
Boy Named Suh
You Never Even Called Me Legedu Naanee
Honky Tonk Heroes
Gridiron Maiden -Scott Bumpus
Wake Me Up Before You Romo -Joe Fink
Montee Mountain High
Sunday Manning Coming Down -Ryan Depew
She Likes the Bortles (And I Like the Stones) -Ryan Depew
Black Sheep of the Fantasy League
Florida Georgia Linebackers -Mike Holcomb
Gimme Three Downs
Talkin' Seattle Seahawks Blues
Manning, I Feel Like a Woman -Andrew Lacy
Don't Rocca the Jukebox
Bad Bad Cleveland Browns -Matt Bjorke
Don't Cry For Me, Joe Montana -Matt Bjorke
The Snake Farmers
Taylor Swift's Red Zone -Jeremy Plotkin
C.J. Spiller's Still the King
Forte Good Times
Retribution Honkytonkists -Gahteeriffico
Me & Robby G
Let There Be Gronk
Shit Mountain KingTurds -'Rev' Brian T Sloane
Third Rate Romo
Tom Brady & The Heartbreakers
LeSean Remains the Same
Welker to the Jungle -Kenny Graves
The Age of Demaryius -Kenny Graves
Mrs. Stevan Ridley
The Whiskey (Phillip) Rivers
Ballou Ballers -Rita Ballou
Amendola by Morning
*I would include one entry by my good friend Anthony Mayhan, but it was a bit too un-PC.
Sunday Manning Coming Down -Ryan Depew
She Likes the Bortles (And I Like the Stones) -Ryan Depew
Black Sheep of the Fantasy League
Florida Georgia Linebackers -Mike Holcomb
Gimme Three Downs
Talkin' Seattle Seahawks Blues
Manning, I Feel Like a Woman -Andrew Lacy
Don't Rocca the Jukebox
Bad Bad Cleveland Browns -Matt Bjorke
Don't Cry For Me, Joe Montana -Matt Bjorke
The Snake Farmers
Taylor Swift's Red Zone -Jeremy Plotkin
C.J. Spiller's Still the King
Forte Good Times
Retribution Honkytonkists -Gahteeriffico
Me & Robby G
Let There Be Gronk
Shit Mountain KingTurds -'Rev' Brian T Sloane
Third Rate Romo
Tom Brady & The Heartbreakers
LeSean Remains the Same
Welker to the Jungle -Kenny Graves
The Age of Demaryius -Kenny Graves
Mrs. Stevan Ridley
The Whiskey (Phillip) Rivers
Ballou Ballers -Rita Ballou
Amendola by Morning
*I would include one entry by my good friend Anthony Mayhan, but it was a bit too un-PC.
Oct 13, 2013
Sunday Mornin' Music: Tammy Wynette
Labels:
Sunday Mornin' Music,
Tammy Wynette
Jun 26, 2013
If The Peach Pickers Had Written ________
FTM ponders what classic songs would have looked like if Nashville by
way of Georgia super-successful hit-makers The Peach Pickers had written them...
Smells Like Teen Spirit
"A Marlboro
Silverado
A mosquito
On a dirt road
Hell Yeah"
Stand By Your Man
"Stand by your man
Bring him something to drink too
And wear that skirt he likes too
And don't call in the morning"
Imagine
"Imagine there's no country
Somethin' I don't wanna do
No cut-off jeans or pastures
And no pick-up trucks too
Keep your hands off my woman and you'll live in peace"
The Twist
"Come on, country girl, let's do the twist
For the deer eatin' in the mist
Take off your little top and go like this"
Thriller
"It's up past midnight
Let's find somewhere for this ol' Ford to park
Under the moonlight
Your tan-lined beauty almost stops my heart
Sip you some Beam
And turn up some Hank on the country station
Don't be afraid
There ain't no scary city folks for miles
Get countrified"
You've Never Been This Far Before
"And I can feel the bass a thumpin'
As you're takin' off the cut-offs that you wore
And as I spit out my Copenhagen
I can tell you've never been this far before"
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