Country TwitterWIN: October '14

Monday Morning Memes: Aldean, Cole Swindell, TK, Luke Bryan

 2 by Jeremy, 3 by Trailer

Another Drunk Toby Meme

Monday Morning Memes: Toby Keith Drunk Concert Edition

Toby likes the boozin' (Article link)

Little Known Facts: September '14

Lefty Frizzell was ambidextrous.

Creed's Scott Stapp considered making a country album but decided

against it because "the scene is just too douchey right now."

For every number 1 single Rascal Flatts has Gary Levox

celebrates by literally adding a notch to his belt.

Due to his reputation for making subpar music Chris Gaines decided

to make his comeback under the stage name Garth Brooks.

Justin Moore started singing country music after his "little luchador"

career ended with a mis-timed hurricanrana.

Thanks to quick actions from a bystander who applied pressure to the wound,

the man Johnny Cash shot in Reno lived until 2007.

Taylor Swift says she hasn't dated in over a year, so her next album

will be entirely about collecting cats and eating Blue Bell by the quart.

Little Big Town is a bad good band.

Each year, Lee Greenwood goes into hibernation

from November 12 through the last Sunday in May.

Sam Hunt is so country, he once got barbecue sauce on his vintage mesh yellow polo.

Jason Brown changed his name to Colt Ford to avoid being confused with his younger brother Chris Brown.

Despite FTM's constant jokes, Brantley Gilbert has only tried meth once and he didn't like it.

(Then he tried it 64 more times and didn't like it any of those times either.)

On the grounds of Toby Keith's Norman, OK farm/estate, there is a life-sized bronze statue of Toby Keith.

By Trailer and Jeremy Harris

Country TwitterWIN: July '14

Little Known Facts: July '14

By Trailer and Jeremy Harris

If you don't use American made fireworks to celebrate Independence Day, 

Toby Keith will come to your house and put a boot up your ass.

Chase Rice's college football career was cut short due to an injury sustained in a tragic keg stand mishap.

Scott Borchetta doesn't mind if you question his business decisions and ethics, 

but if you say one word about his perm he will end you.

The average Luke Bryan fan can type 49 werds per minute.

Jerrod Niemann wants you to know that it was his record label's idea to release "Donkey." 

In fact, he didn't even want it on the album. In fact, that's not even him singing on the track. 

Seriously, guys.

Colt Ford is a really nice guy until you remind him that his music completely sucks ass.

Tim McGraw wants you to know that it was his record label's idea to release "Lookin' for That Girl." In fact…

Justin Moore only drinks top shelf liquor, unless he's alone and can't reach it.

Martina McBride stopped doing festival dates with bro-country acts 

because their fans would all wave American flags during "Independence Day."

In a recent competition to find country music's best looking beard, 

Whitey Morgan came in second behind Miranda Lambert.

Kenny Chesney once broke up a clothes-ripping brawl between Faith Hill and Shania Twain 

backstage at the CMAs. Said Ronnie Dunn, who witnessed the whole thing, "Chesney's a dumbass."

New country artist Walker Chase Blake hopes to stand out from the crowd with his new rap-tinged

single "Blah blah something about kisses at night or whatever."

Johnny Cash had an amazing collection of 19th century guns and antique books. 

Brantley Gilbert has a pretty sweet collection of glass pipes and Juggs magazines.

Douchenbach (Parody Lyric)

Douchenbach, Georgia

(Lyric Parody of Waylon & Willie's "Luckenbach, TX")

The only two things in life that make it worth livin'

Is DJs that drop bass and ass shakin' women

I just need my name on a tatt that's tight

I bust my rhymes so you'll go down on me tonight

Maybe it's time we got this Chevy stuck in the mud

Let's go to Douchenbach, Georgia

With Aldean and Brantley and the dudes

Get these Rockford Fosgates kickin'

We'll be crankin' up the Fiddy and Ja Rule

Between Hank Junior's boozin' and

FGL's Cruisin' and Juvy backin' that thang up

Out in Douchenbach, Georgia everybody's raisin' they cups

So baby let's buy some wallet chains

Square toed boots and shiny jeans and go away

This mowing yards has got to stop

And working at your beauty shop, you cry all day

We've been so busy living home with our moms

They won't let us smoke and throw out our beer bongs

Maybe it's time we got this Chevy stuck in the mud

Let's go to Douchenbach, Georgia

With Colt Ford, Cole Swindell and the bros

Get these Rockford Fosgates kickin'

We'll be crankin' up some Chingy and some J-Kwon tho'

Between Snoop Doggy's tokin' and

Limp Bizkit Rollin' and Toby Keith kickin' some ass

Out in Douchenbach, Georgia everybody's raisin' they glass

Let's go to Douchenbach, Georgia

With Luke Bryan, Sam Hunt and the dudes

Get these Rockford Fosgates kickin'

We'll be crankin' up the Fiddy and Ja Rule

Between Hank Junior's boozin' and

FGL's Cruisin' and Juvy backin' that thang up

Out in Douchenbach, Georgia everybody's raisin' they cups

Shut Up and Play the Song (Toby Keith Honest Ad)

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