Showing posts with label Toby Keith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Toby Keith. Show all posts
Sep 13, 2013
Jun 12, 2013
Toby Keith - Honest Radio Promo Ad
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Honest Ads,
Toby Keith
Dec 5, 2012
Toby Keith Parody
This is kind of an oldie, but it might still be funny to those
of you with a third grade sense of humor (like me).
Need To Potty
(Parody of Toby Keith’s “She’s a Hottie”)
We were jammed in traffic on I-59
My four year old was swayin’ side to side,
Hunched in his booster seat, squeezing his hips
It happens every time we take a trip
Hey mama, think I’ve gotta
Turn loose of all this juice and water
So find a McDonalds or a rest stop, won’t ya dad?
If I don’t get relief this could really get bad
Potty! Need to potty!! Hey listen up everybody!
The Iron Man on my underpants
‘bout to turn into Aquaman
Potty! Need to potty!! My tummy’s feelin’ oddly
Oh no mommy mommy, drive fast daddy daddy, ah ah ah ah ahhhhh
We were sittin’ in church
Preacher reading a verse
My son dropped his crayon, lookin’ kinda sick
Teardrops in his eyes, he whispered “Uh oh”, I was feelin’ like Noah before the big flow,
It hurts! Gonna squirt!!!
He’s sweatin’ through his polo shirt
Mama gotta get that boy to the bathroom and don’t be late
Quick before he gets ahold of the offerin’ plate
Potty! Need to potty!! Hey listen up everybody!
Preacher shook his head at the scene
Choir lady fainted when he screamed
Potty! Need to potty!! My tummy’s feelin’ oddly
Oh no mommy mommy, move move daddy daddy, ah ah ah ah ahhhhh
One Friday night, got the boy off to sleep,
My wife dimmed the lights and kissed me on the cheek,
We sipped a little wine and it was getting real hot
When the boy came runnin’ in holding his crotch
Potty! Need to potty!! And I’m so scared of the dark mommy!
Somebody please come take me to go
Before my private place explodes
Potty! Need to potty!! My sheets are kinda spotty
Get up mommy mommy, what’s wrong daddy daddy?, ah ah ah ah ahhhhh
Whoops.
Labels:
parody,
Toby Keith
Sep 25, 2012
New Toby Keith Album Cover Revealed
Labels:
Photocrap,
Toby Keith
Jul 26, 2012
OMG Reviews: Toby Keith - I Like Girls That Drink Beer
by Brittany Fant, 14-year-old music fan and aspiring reviewer
Click here to listen to the song.
I'm 2 young 2 drink beer and Toby Keith is decrepit old so why am I even listening to this? Uhhh, he's such a redneck. He like loves America so much he wants to put a boot up people's booty. That's disgusting. I'm patriotic I guess, but not like that. Maybe if Hunter Hayes wore a pair of red, white and blue skinny jeans, I'd salute Old Glory even more! Hunter, I love yououououououououou!
Sooo, pretty much, this song is about how this greasy old chunky guy likes girls who drink beer. It sounds really country. I mean really really country. Like old country. U know ---> like it came from the 90s or something, when my parents were just out of college. They didn't even have cell phones or the internet or Facebook back then. How did they even make it for more than an hour without going crazy?
This song isn't good. Toby Keith is gross. He looks like one of those guys that gets caught on To Catch a Predator. Like, "Uh, howdy Chris Hanson, I was just here 2 teach this young girl how 2 sing songs about putting footwear in bottoms."
People like Toby Keith and George Strait should just go on and check in2 the rest home and leave REAL COUNTRY MUSIC to the stars of today, like HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER and THOMAS RHETT and HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER!
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Labels:
OMG Reviews,
Toby Keith
Jul 20, 2012
Patriotic eCard
Labels:
eCards,
Toby Keith,
Trucks
Jul 17, 2012
New Toby Keith Single Cover Revealed
Labels:
Beer,
Photocrap,
Toby Keith,
Trucks
Jun 19, 2012
Jun 12, 2012
Concert Audience Breakdown - Toby Keith and Brantley Gilbert
Jun 11, 2012
Hank Williams Looks Into the Future
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Eric Church,
Hank Williams,
memes,
Toby Keith
Jun 7, 2012
CMT Awards 2012 - A Twitter Snark Recap
FAIL |
WIN |
The Zac Brown Band used something called a "fiddle" during their performance. |
After Rascal Flatts and Journey performed "Don't Stop Believin'." |
FOR THE WIN |
Jun 5, 2012
I'm Sorry, This Exists 6
Jimmy Buffett "glittered" album cover |
Jason Aldean corn maze (this existed) |
"She's Country" wine glass |
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk coasters and guitar pick |
This. Sigh. |
This. |
Kip Moore acrylic on canvas |
Leann Rimes Bikini Top coffee mug |
F-yeah Rascal Flatts Tumblr site |
"Red Solo Cup" hoodie with Bleeding Cowboys font! |
Taylor Swift embroidery template |
Mar 25, 2012
Toby Keith - Brantley Gilbert Tour Poster
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Photocrap,
Toby Keith
Jan 31, 2012
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