Country Singer/Professional Wrestler Equivalents 3

Chris Young = Sami Zayn

Talented, likable, turned bad when doing things the right way didn't make him popular.

Sam Hunt = Karl Malone

Tall. Athletic. Not actually a country singer/wrestler, but happy to (poorly) pretend to be for money. Never won a pro sports championship.

Old Dominion = The Spirit Squad

There may be some talent in there, but it's hard to tell. Stupid looking. Creepy as shit.

Rich O'Toole = Zack Ryder

A bro, but a likable one. Self hype-man. Annoying to some, 

but appreciated when he does good work.

Charlie Daniels = Zeb Colter

Old, bearded, southern. Republican. Says crazy shit. 

Dan + Shay = Billy and Chuck

Duo. Somewhat talented, but purists don't like them. 

Are thought by some to be fabulous; not that there's anything wrong with that.

To Be the Man, You Gotta Beat the Man

Tonight is ESPN's 30 for 30 special on the man, the myth, the legend, Ric Flair. We (okay, just me - Trailer) have a special affinity for pro-wrestling as you may have figured out through the years and Ric's trash talking probably finds its way into my own disses from time to time. Anyhow, here are some Ric Flair country reaction gifs. *there's some blood*

If you don't like George Jones

 

When you hear Walker Hayes' "You Broke Up With Me"

A better way to spend money 

than on a Luke Bryan concert ticket

When you just get too damn excited about

Alan Jackson putting out a new album

If Sam Hunt wins a ton of awards

at the CMAs tomorrow night

Symbolic of mainstream country music

How do you like Cody Jinks?

What about Sunny Sweeney?

And Turnpike Troubadours?

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When the bassist says 

"We should cover Luke Bryan tonight"

What do you call people who don't like Tyler Childers?

The proper device for listening to 

the new Dustin Lynch album with

Introducing your new steampunk alt-country band like

What will happen to Farce the Music if

Florida-Georgia Line ever disbands?

Are you excited about the new

Turnpike Troubadours album?

"You're a handsome guy and you can sing a little.

Who cares if you hate country and don't know any

Hank songs. We'll pay you millions. 

Wanna be a country star?"

How to request that Brantley Gilbert fans have a seat:

RIP Bobby the Brain Heenan

The quotes were actually about Hulk Hogan's theme song, but it works just as well here.

Country Singer = Pro Wrestler Equivalents 2017

 Jason Isbell = AJ Styles

Always been great, but it took until his late 30s for all but the diehard fans to figure that out. Southern. One of the best in the business. 

Kelsea Ballerini = Kelly Kelly

Not very good. One of the few promoted females in her profession at the time. Perky.

Toby Keith = Sergeant Slaughter

Patriotic but willing to switch sides for the right price. Always popular but kind of a one-trick-pony. Known for putting boots in butts. 

 Cole Swindell = Jinder Mahal

Negligible talent. Boring. Still manages to reach the upper ranks of his profession.

Miranda Lambert = Lita

BAD. ASS. Didn't go to/dropped out of college. Animal lover. Can beat you up.

 Thomas Rhett = Randy Orton

Got into the industry because of his dad. Inexplicably popular. Highly overrated. 

Frequently looks like he just smoked a joint. 

Garth Brooks = Kevin Owens

Ridiculously agile for a big man. Whether you like him or not, you gotta admit 

he's entertaining as hell. Delivers a mean pop-up power bomb...okay, that's just Owens. 

Monday Morning Memes: Ernest Tubb, Ward Davis, Luke Bryan, WWE

(Yeah, I know Brock likes country ....it's just a meme)

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When somebody's trying to tell you

Thomas Rhett is country

When the roadies are fixing the lights and fall

onto the merch table

Hey man, you dig that new Kelsea Ballerini song?

If your children keep listening to Sam Hunt...

When your friend invites you over

for burgers on the grill and FGL on the stereo

When you hear somebody listening to Cole Swindell

then you notice it's one of your friends

Oh, you don't like Tyler Childers?

 Outlaw Luke Bryan? Where do I sign?

The Crud Report: July 2017

WWE Country Reaction Gifs 23: Isbell, Ricky Van Shelton, etc.

Jason Isbell looking at the country albums charts like...

When your kid would rather listen to Imagine Dragons 

and Chainsmokers than Turnpike Troubadours

Ricky Van Shelton done got swole!

Hey, you wanna hear the new Walker Hayes song?

 Hey man, did you borrow my Loretta Lynn records?

Critiquing Luke Bryan...

 When somebody says your bald head 

reminds them of Cole Swindell

 Backstreet Boys and FGL have the #1 country song?