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Apr 21, 2014
Monday Morning Memes: Luke, Aldean, Borchetta, etc.
Apr 20, 2014
Apr 19, 2014
Apr 18, 2014
New(ish) Video: The War on Drugs - Red Eyes
RIYL: Dire Straits, Arcade Fire, Bob Dylan, The Cars, Bruce Springsteen, etc.
Top 10 Majors at Thomas Rhett University
10. Social Media Reputation Reclamation
9. Jacked-up Truck Maintenance
8. Keg-Stand Theory
7. Moneymaker Shaking 101
6. Effective Hazing Techniques and Strategies
5. Twistin’/Tearin’ Up Friday Night
4. Bro Fashion Marketing
3. Molly Popping
2. Transmitting Sexual Diseases
1. Ice Luge Engineering
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Apr 17, 2014
New Video: Sturgill Simpson - Turtles All the Way Down (Official)
Brand spanking new and just out today....
Fenixon (Waylon and Shooter Jennings)
This sounds interesting. Waylon & Shooter circa 1997, doing a heavily NIN influenced "I Found The Body." I'm pretty sure a lot of traditional country fans will express anger at Shooter for releasing this, but don't count me among them. My recollection from Waylon's autobiography is that he enjoyed & was proud of the bit of involvement he had in Shooter's industrial/alternative rock projects. To me this song is kinda the equivalent of watching any dad getting involved in what his teenage son is into, and there's nothing to be ashamed of there. If this had the feel of a cash grab by Shooter I'd be unhappy I guess, but from what I read he is only pressing 1000 white vinyl copies of this for Record Store Day.This song also appears (in much different form) on Waylon Forever, recorded with Shooter & The 357s. That's also a very fine album, containing my personal favorite version of Waymore's Blues.
Listen to it here: https://m.soundcloud.com/
-Kelcy Salisbury
Little Known Facts: April 2014
ACM Awards organizers last Sunday scrambled to find a Rascal Flatts voice track when
Gary Levox walked onto the stage with a 12" chicken parmesan sub instead of his microphone.
Gary Levox walked onto the stage with a 12" chicken parmesan sub instead of his microphone.
The "H" in Scott H Biram is for Hoobastank and he is also
a founding member and the original keyboard player of the band.
Chase Rice chose his name from the punch line of an offensive joke about Asian people.
For the 2015 model, Chevrolet will be offering a special edition "country music" Silverado
that will feature two wheel drive with "4X4" stickers and oversized tailgate cables to
accommodate a higher dancer weight.
It takes a Masters Degree to fully appreciate country radio spin statistics.
It takes a high school drop-out to fully appreciate Dallas Davidson songs.
After being named Taste of Country's sexiest male singer,
Scotty McCreery celebrated his victory by entering a Clay Aiken look alike contest.
When James Bonamy recently stopped by Taco Bell for their new breakfast,
the lady at the window said "Hey! Aren't you…. Jim from afternoon shift?"
The stick figure family on the back of Tim McGraw and Faith Hill's vehicle is actual size.
Vince Gill might sing like a girl but he can apply a mean front facelock if you piss him off.
When asked about the controversial tweets from Luke Bryan's camp concerning
the ACM Entertainer of the Year Award, George Strait replied,
"Who's Luke Bryan and what in the hell is a tweet?"
On April Fools Day someone switched Brantley Gilbert's Valtrex with
Gorilla Glue... Jason Aldean was not amused.
Cole Swindell's greatest writing influence is his set of ABC123 words flash cards.
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Most of these by Jeremy Harris
Apr 16, 2014
Reginald Spears eCards: Luke Bryan, George Strait, etc.
Because I'm lazy, I'm just going to occasionally recycle funny Reginald Spears
tweets into Official FTM Country eCards™. Here's the first edition!
Apr 15, 2014
If You're Gonna Play in Georgia... (Alabama Parody)
"If You're Gonna Play In Georgia
(You Gotta Have A DJ In The Band)"
(Parody of Alabama's "If You're Gonna Play in Texas (You Gotta Have a Fiddle in the Band)"
If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band
That lead guitar's alright but son, not for a Leesburg man
So make that EQ bounce for "Country Girl" and let's all jam
If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band
I remember down in Macon we were playin' country songs
When a frat-boy in the back stood up and yelled, "Get Your Shine On!"
He said, "We hate what you're doin', we need the thump real strong,
Bro, that twang you're twangin' don't belong"
If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band
That lead guitar's alright but not for a Columbus man
So make that EQ bounce with some Colt Ford and let's all jam
If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band
So we flattened our cap brims and borrowed some sweet wallet chains
Them Georgians jumped and hollered when Jeff smiled and dropped the bass
You say y'all all wanna twerk it
You say ya wanna grind a ho'
Well, here's your douche-bag song before we go
If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band
That lead guitar's alright but son, not for a Smyrna man
So make them hotties bounce for "Bottoms Up" and let's all jam
If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band
If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band
That lead guitar's okay, but son, not for a Moultrie man
So make that EQ bounce for "Chillin' It" and let's all jam
If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band
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