Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Apr 26, 2024
HARDY to Release Country Remix of “Truck Bed”
Instead of the creeping guitar riff, there will be a crying steel guitar. The post grunge style nasal vocals will become a more note-bending drawl of the sort once employed by Lefty Frizzell. The heavy bass will be switched out with a 90s country style drum sound. There may even be some audible fiddle (possibly replacing the whistle in the original), clearly signaling a radical departure for the up-and-coming Mississippi boy.
Whether this release will continue Hardy’s winning streak is yet to be determined, but many behind the scenes are questioning the move. "Who's gonna play it? I mean, this thing is like, old-timey sounding and stuff," said Clearchannel country radio DJ Trey Turner. “Like from 1997 or something.”
"You can't G-walk to it for a Tik Tok; I don't like it," complained Kawntrygull56 on a short song teaser on Hardy’s Insta. Another comment went the other way with it. “THA GOAT don’t miss - making country music better than the legends! Waylon who??” Said Hardy fan PisswhereIwant.
Hardy, for his part, maintains that this will play to a new demographic he hasn't reached before. "The people who actually like the organic, authentic-sounding stuff like Merle Haggard and George Jones..." said the musical enigma. “Maybe people will stop talking mean about me on Twitter now.”
Apr 25, 2024
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #81
He grabbed a carton of milk and he poured a glass. I smiled and said I’ll have some of that.
When somebody plays some Paul Cauthen on the jukebox when you're five mojitos in
How my soul feels when I hear a Hardy song against my will
Chris LeDoux after telling that gang about tornados and ol' blue northers
Morgan Wallen when one of his friends takes the chair away
When you take your guns to town despite mama's warnings
This first night at Morgan Wallen’s bar
When Sturgill Simpson met Merle Haggard
Heaven was waitin' at the top of Jacob's ladder
When somebody keeps yelling out "Play I Hope He Breaks Your Heart!" at an American Aquarium concert
When you try to play Dan + Shay on Touchtunes at a biker bar
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Apr 19, 2024
Sturgill Simpson Returns to Music With New Hick-Hop Group, Tha Tucky Boyz
Americana stalwart and actor Sturgill Simpson has been quiet on the musical front for the past couple of years. Despite being quite visible in the entertainment world, appearing in Martin Scorcese’s Killers of the Flower Moon and the HBO comedy The Righteous Gemstones, Simpson has released no new albums or singles since 2021’s The Ballad of Dood & Juanita.
That all changed Wednesday as Sturgill unveiled his next musical incarnation, Tha Tucky Boys. With his high school friend Herschel Porter, now known as Pill-P, Sturgill (stage name B Double D) introduced his new duo on a new Instagram account you probably can't find. “I’m a country rapper now” was the simple announcement, alongside this photo, and a short snippet of a song called “Treadin’ on Me.”
We had a short FaceTime conversation with B Double D and Pill-P Thursday to check into this unexpected development. “Lemme holla at ya dog,” said Simpson, now adorned with face tattoos similar to that of his character in the movie The Hunt. “I told y’all you’d seen the last of Sturgill solo, so please stop referring to me as Sturgill. I’m going all in on this country rap game.”
Pill-P chimed in: “We might come from different lifestyles, BDD being a well-off musician and actor, and me being a proprietor of medicinal solutions and all your scrap metal needs, but anyway… we both real ass Tucky boys and we both hate the government so it works out.”
Simpson says the duo features a crappy logo, stolen drum loops, bad honky rapping, and adds that they will only play at ATV races and mud bogs, such is the custom with country rap performers. “We’re keeping this shit lo-fi homey,” laughed Sturgill, sipping a Steel Reserve tall boy from a paper sack. “I’ve done my time in the industry, I just wanna keep it real yo.” Simpson says they also plan to start a beef with Upchurch right off the bat, as is also tradition among hick-hop artists.
When asked if there were any political divisions within the group, with Simpson having progressive views and Pill-P having been excluded from caring about politics due to a felony on his record, Sturgill told us it wasn’t an issue. “I’m gonna vote my way, Pill’s gonna not vote, it’ll be fine.”
At press time, Tha Tucky Boyz were doing a photo shoot at an old train depot, each holding a chicken snake with some half naked women inexplicably posing on top of a rusted out tank car in the background.
Apr 18, 2024
Idiocracy Country Reaction Gifs 2
When you need an income source after two tours of duty in Vietnam
What's your favorite Conway Twitty song about?
When your friend tells everybody you own a couple of Rascal Flatts CDs after you told him never to speak of it
Society if Sturgill Simpson had never existed
If the country song you're listening to makes you dance like this, you aren't listening to a country song
How long is Morgan Wallen blackballed from Eric Church's bar?
When somebody tells you to turn down the Toby Keith
Still better than going to a Kane Brown concert
And then I shot him full of holes from his nose to his knees
Going over a list of medical emergencies that happened at the hick hop festival
Aldean fans when they hear Beyonce on country radio
Give me a one word review of Dan + Shay's music
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