Showing posts with label Blake Shelton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blake Shelton. Show all posts
Nov 16, 2016
Who's Gonna Fill 'em?
I'm getting so (old and) forgetful, I wrote this without recalling we'd already posted something
similar in the past (as if we don't recycle jokes daily). Anyway, my version more closely fits
the real lyrics and contains current details, even if Marilyn Branson's is funnier and has the
benefit of a great tune and production (below my lyrics).
Who's Gonna Fill Their Shoes
(A parody of George Jones' "Who's Gonna Fill Their Shoes")
You know this old world is full of singers
But just a few are chosen
To get it crunk up when they sing
Imagine life without them
All your bro country heroes
Like the cornball that wears those skinny jeans
No, there will never be another
Fat-headed Jason
Face painted black and fist bumping dudes
The dopey Voice host Okie
No what up darlin'
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And sound so auto-tuned
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
God bless the boy from Georgia
Grinding with his pelvis
Singing about shaking it and beers
He sure rocks those skinnies
And really crashed the party
And "That's My Kind of Night" brings me to tears
You know the heart of bro country music
Still beats in Brantley Gilbert
Echoes cross that Florida-Georgia Line
Ol' Hubbard and Brian Kelley
Why I can feel them right here with me
In this chromed out Raptor rolling through the night
[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And take us on a cruise
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
Yes I wonder, who's gonna be a douche?
You know this old world is full of singers
But just a few are chosen
To get it crunk up when they sing
Imagine life without them
All your bro country heroes
Like the cornball that wears those skinny jeans
No, there will never be another
Fat-headed Jason
Face painted black and fist bumping dudes
The dopey Voice host Okie
No what up darlin'
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And sound so auto-tuned
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
God bless the boy from Georgia
Grinding with his pelvis
Singing about shaking it and beers
He sure rocks those skinnies
And really crashed the party
And "That's My Kind of Night" brings me to tears
You know the heart of bro country music
Still beats in Brantley Gilbert
Echoes cross that Florida-Georgia Line
Ol' Hubbard and Brian Kelley
Why I can feel them right here with me
In this chromed out Raptor rolling through the night
[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And take us on a cruise
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
Yes I wonder, who's gonna be a douche?
Oct 28, 2016
Oct 26, 2016
What Your Carved Pumpkin Says About You: 2016 Edition
Someone who lives here wears an electronic ankle bracelet.
We're handing out candy truck nutz.
We're handing out candy truck nutz.
We're voting for Gary Johnson.
We're listening to Willie.
We might ask for some of your candy.
We're listening to Willie.
We might ask for some of your candy.
Mom can't stand Miranda Lambert.
And she's drunk on White Zinfandel.
And she's drunk on White Zinfandel.
An intelligent and sophisticated person lives here.
Will not give candy to anyone dressed up like Luke Bryan.
Will not give candy to anyone dressed up like Luke Bryan.
We hand out organic candy.
But some of it might be Molly or LSD.
But some of it might be Molly or LSD.
You better have your shots up to date.
Jul 20, 2016
Jul 19, 2016
WWE Country Reaction Gifs 13: Kane Brown, Granger Smith, George Jones, etc.
Trying to be polite at Sonic, but they're playing
bro-country over the speakers
When your friend says Granger Smith
was right about the Texas scene
So, what is that Sturgill Simpson song about?
You wanna go see Old Dominion at the amphitheatre?
When a Blake Shelton song comes on...
If Luke Bryan sucks, crush this basketball
with your bare hands!
When you read the comments on a Kane Brown video
When you don't get the George Jones box set for Christmas
Jul 6, 2016
Little Known Facts: July 2016
Kane Brown is so country, he knows every word to "Dirt Road Anthem."
Shooter Jennings is the first night headliner for the 2016 Gathering of the Juggalos.
We Hate Pop Country has a secret stash of Rascal Flatts and Shania Twain CDs at their headquarters.
The phrase "Turd in the punch bowl" is being replaced by "Brantley at Willie's Picnic."
Kelsea Ballerini's next album will have more autobiographical songs, like
Shooter Jennings is the first night headliner for the 2016 Gathering of the Juggalos.
We Hate Pop Country has a secret stash of Rascal Flatts and Shania Twain CDs at their headquarters.
The phrase "Turd in the punch bowl" is being replaced by "Brantley at Willie's Picnic."
Kelsea Ballerini's next album will have more autobiographical songs, like
"OMG Guys I'm Like So Drunk" and "Payola Princess."
Lee Greenwood's yearly relevance just peaked.
Cole Swindell is completely hairless.
Everyone that played Martina McBride's 'Independence Day' on Independence Day is an idiot.
Blake Shelton's middle name, Tollison, comes from the Anglo-Saxon term meaning "mailing it in."
When not busy with his own schedule, Pitbull tours as The Mavericks keyboard player.
Scott Borchetta has a tattoo of Baphomet on his inner thigh.
Most people don't know that Axl Rose replaced Chris Stapleton in The Steeldrivers.
Miranda Lambert's new music has been delayed because her record company didn't think radio
Lee Greenwood's yearly relevance just peaked.
Cole Swindell is completely hairless.
Everyone that played Martina McBride's 'Independence Day' on Independence Day is an idiot.
Blake Shelton's middle name, Tollison, comes from the Anglo-Saxon term meaning "mailing it in."
When not busy with his own schedule, Pitbull tours as The Mavericks keyboard player.
Scott Borchetta has a tattoo of Baphomet on his inner thigh.
Most people don't know that Axl Rose replaced Chris Stapleton in The Steeldrivers.
Miranda Lambert's new music has been delayed because her record company didn't think radio
would be comfortable with all the uses of "motherf***ker" and "son of a bitch."
Sam Hunt is just a regular guy who puts his
Sam Hunt is just a regular guy who puts his
wide-leg cropped trousers on one leg at a time like all of us.
Even though he was never entered, Gary Levox was the Las Vegas favorite
Even though he was never entered, Gary Levox was the Las Vegas favorite
to win the Nathan's hot dog eating competition.
This fakt haz bin ritten fonnetiklee so that FGL fanz kan reed it.
A group of Luke Bryan fans accidentally attended a Luke Bell show last week.
This fakt haz bin ritten fonnetiklee so that FGL fanz kan reed it.
A group of Luke Bryan fans accidentally attended a Luke Bell show last week.
They now think Luke Bryan sucks.
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By Trailer and Jeremy Harris
Jul 1, 2016
WWE Country Reaction Gifs 12: Waylon, Luke Bryan, Kane Brown, etc.
When your brother won't give back
the Waylon t-shirt he borrowed
How country radio treats actual country songs nowadays
When somebody compliments your impeccable musical taste
Getting out of the way and letting Luke Bryan fans
embarrass themselves online like...
Our review of Blake Shelton's new album
Trying to think of a good Kane Brown song
When Donald Trump says he's going to make Florida-Georgia Line his official ambassadors of music when he's President
Trying to have an intelligent conversation
with a Jason Aldean fan like...
Jun 28, 2016
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