AC/DC Chris Young Blake Shelton Dustin Lynch Meme

This is Your Brain on Country Lyrics

Monday Morning Memes: Jason Aldean, Ray Wylie Hubbard, FGL

Thanks to Seth Wilson for sending me the pic.

Country Compliments in Different Eras

Monday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan, Blake Shelton, evolution

Parody Album Covers: Dalton Domino, Blake Shelton, etc.

The Simpsons: Country Reaction Gifs

When you flip by "Country" Music Television

when Luke Bryan's "Move" video is on

Frequent occurrence at FGL fans' homes

When they start playing Brantley Gilbert 

at the neighborhood cook out

When you're a Kane Brown fan, even the 

smallest victory is a cause for celebration.

Miranda Lambert and Metallica 

have new albums out tomorrow...

One word description of Blake Shelton

 When you eat all the food mentioned in "Texas Cooking"

Honest Tweets 4: Alan Jackson, Kane Brown, etc.

Who's Gonna Fill 'em?

I'm getting so (old and) forgetful, I wrote this without recalling we'd already posted something 

similar in the past (as if we don't recycle jokes daily). Anyway, my version more closely fits 

the real lyrics and contains current details, even if Marilyn Branson's is funnier and has the 

benefit of a great tune and production (below my lyrics).

 Who's Gonna Fill Their Shoes

(A parody of George Jones' "Who's Gonna Fill Their Shoes")

You know this old world is full of singers
But just a few are chosen
To get it crunk up when they sing
Imagine life without them
All your bro country heroes
Like the cornball that wears those skinny jeans

No, there will never be another
Fat-headed Jason
Face painted black and fist bumping dudes
The dopey Voice host Okie
No what up darlin'
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes

[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And sound so auto-tuned
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes

God bless the boy from Georgia
Grinding with his pelvis
Singing about shaking it and beers
He sure rocks those skinnies
And really crashed the party
And "That's My Kind of Night" brings me to tears

You know the heart of bro country music
Still beats in Brantley Gilbert
Echoes cross that Florida-Georgia Line
Ol' Hubbard and Brian Kelley
Why I can feel them right here with me
In this chromed out Raptor rolling through the night

[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And take us on a cruise
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes

Yes I wonder, who's gonna be a douche?

Blake and Luke Read About Themselves

What Your Carved Pumpkin Says About You: 2016 Edition

 Someone who lives here wears an electronic ankle bracelet.
We're handing out candy truck nutz. 

 We're voting for Gary Johnson.
We're listening to Willie.
We might ask for some of your candy.

 Mom can't stand Miranda Lambert.
And she's drunk on White Zinfandel.

 An intelligent and sophisticated person lives here.
Will not give candy to anyone dressed up like Luke Bryan.

We hand out organic candy.
But some of it might be Molly or LSD.

You better have your shots up to date.

The Crud Report Sept. 16: Aldean, FGL, Bobby Bones

The Crud Report August '16: Luke Bryan, Shooter Jennings, FGL, etc.

Honest Tweets from Luke Bryan, Kane Brown, Blake Shelton, etc.

Satire!

Satire! These are not real.

WWE Country Reaction Gifs 13: Kane Brown, Granger Smith, George Jones, etc.

Trying to be polite at Sonic, but they're playing 

bro-country over the speakers

When your friend says Granger Smith 

was right about the Texas scene

So, what is that Sturgill Simpson song about?

You wanna go see Old Dominion at the amphitheatre?

When a Blake Shelton song comes on...

If Luke Bryan sucks, crush this basketball 

with your bare hands!

When you read the comments on a Kane Brown video

When you don't get the George Jones box set for Christmas