The Crud Report: November '17

CMAs Memes: Luke, Carrie, Brad, Garth

2017 CMA Awards TwitterFAIL

Let's get the political stuff out of the way first. For context for these first four bad tweets, Brad & Carrie have clearly joked about former President Obama before, so maybe folks should chill.

And now, some apolitical CMA TwitterFAILs:

Whoops.... Nathan was joking. Sorry for lumping him in here...

Horror Country Album Covers

Some Grammy TwitterWINs

Chainsmokers are the Sam Hunt of Hoobastank.

— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) February 13, 2017

Country radio tomorrow:

"Wow! How amazing was Sturgill Simpson last night? Anyways, here's Florida Georgia Line for the 300th time today."

— The Ostrich (@ALostrich) February 13, 2017

If Adele screws this up again, Florida Georgia Line is standing by with their cover of "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go." #GRAMMYs

— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) February 13, 2017

Watching the Grammys to see Sturgill was like Andy Dufresne crawling through the shit pipe to sweet freedom.

— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) February 13, 2017

Is anyone going to sing a country song tonight? #GRAMMYs

— Rita Ballou (@rawhidevelvet) February 13, 2017

Who won the #Grammy for best cajon performance at an open mic? Asking because I've met some of the nominees.

— Dustin Wind (@dustyn_wind) February 13, 2017

Sturgill Simpson won the #GRAMMYs Best Country Album. Not Luke Bryan. Not Thomas Rhett. Not Sam Hunt. Not Fake Country. pic.twitter.com/jTFntq6SKY

— Wes Holtsclaw (@wesholtsclaw) February 13, 2017

The guys from Florida Georgia Line are watching this Sturgill Simpson performance and saying "Well, it was good while it lasted." #GRAMMYs

— Victor Puente (@thevictorpuente) February 13, 2017

As a country music fan- on behalf of the genre: we are not claiming whatever that was Keith Urban & Carrie Underwood did

— Eileen Kelly (@eiLeanWithIT) February 13, 2017

CMA Awards 2016: Twitter Wrap-Up

I didn't watch most of it (Fly the W! Go Cubs Go!), 
but here are some mostly out-of-order tweets to wrap up 
what seemed to be a damn good CMA Awards.

The Past Poop of Country Music: June 30, 2008

A ratings system based on poop emojis seems right in our wheelhouse, so here you go. This is the Mediabase Top 20 country songs from the week Farce the Music came online, June 30, 2008.

Poop is bad. Not-Poop is good. The potential worst rating is 5 poop emojis. The potential best is 5 not-poop emojis. Here's Trailer's opinion of each song. Enjoy!     (...?)

The Past Poop Rating of this Mediabase Top 20 is 1 POOP EMOJI (or -1) overall. The best song was Kenny Chesney's "Better as a Memory." The worst was Lost Trailers' "Holler Back," which was a precursor to bro-country. Please read Country Perspective's Current Pulse for a different perspective, more class, and better insight.

Chart from Country Aircheck / Mediabase.

Trick or Treat Goodies of the Country Stars

What can your little ghoul or goblin expect to receive in their plastic jack-o-lantern if you drop by the homes of country stars this upcoming Halloween? Well, FTM has the exclusive* scoop!

 

 

*not real