Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Oct 19, 2016
Trick or Treat Goodies of the Country Stars
What can your little ghoul or goblin expect to receive in their plastic
jack-o-lantern if you drop by the homes of country stars this upcoming
Halloween? Well, FTM has the exclusive* scoop!
*not real
Oct 18, 2016
Top 10 Halloween Costumes for Kane Brown Fans
10. Sexy Parole Officer
09. Delusional Fangirl
09. Delusional Fangirl
08. Bottle of Percocet
07. Sexy High School Dropout
07. Sexy High School Dropout
06. This
05. Inmate (actual inmate ...not really a costume)
05. Inmate (actual inmate ...not really a costume)
04. White trash
03. Creepy, obsessive 43-year-old fan from his hometown
02. Sexy Pregnant Teen
03. Creepy, obsessive 43-year-old fan from his hometown
02. Sexy Pregnant Teen
01. Sexy Meth Cook
Oct 30, 2015
Oct 28, 2015
Oct 27, 2015
Little Known Facts: Halloween Edition
Shooter Jennings recently found his He-Man costume from 3rd grade and
decided to wear it this year since it still fits.
Colt Ford scrapped plans to go as someone less talented than himself when
he couldn't find a Big Smo outfit.
After being up late with a cranky baby, Jason Isbell will accidentally put on
Amanda Shires' pants on the 31st and walk out dressed as Sam Hunt.
Somewhere in Georgia a hay-wagon hitch will break and nearly cancel the hayride
but all will be saved by Brantley Gilbert's wallet chain.
Hunter Hayes has been spotted at Sam's Club buying gallon tubs of vaseline to
grease his face up because just a fat suit isn't enough to look like Gary Levox.
In 2012 Hank Williams Jr dressed as Chewbacca but everyone knew it was him
because he was constantly yelling "I'm Hank Williams Jr, bitch!."
On October 31st Dale Watson will wake up and dress like a badass. Just like every other day.
This year Chad Brock will be dressed as a homeless man on the streets of Nashville.
He will remain in costume through 2018.
Florida Georgia Line decided to not dress as what they believe to be the greatest country duo
of all time because they couldn't decide which one had to be Big Kenny.
Tyler Farr will be arrested on Halloween for parking a hearse outside
a neighbor kid's bedroom and throwing popcorn balls at the window.
After a bad experience with Wynonna's spray tan artist Dolly Parton will be stopped at
the local farmers market for being suspected of smuggling two pumpkins out the door.
Chris Stapleton's costume will not be seen by most of the country but
people that actually know things will agree it's the best costume this year.
Ray Wylie Hubbard will dress as a geriatric Danny Zuko. The other 364 days of the year
this is referred to as "the Ray Wylie Hubbard look."
By Jeremy Harris
Oct 26, 2015
Top 10 Things Brantley Gilbert Fans are Handing Out For Halloween
10. Pork rinds wrapped in paper towels
9. Candy, but with one of these flyers in each handful:
8. Jagermeister airplane bottles filled with watered down cough syrup
7.
6. Individual Marlboro Reds
5. Meth for kids (Rock candy in baggies)
4. Fireball Jello shots
3. Strip club coupons
2. CDR of their
hick-hop mixtape
1. (In most cases, nothing, because they don't have trick or treating in prison)
Oct 20, 2015
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