Showing posts with label Hank Jr.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hank Jr.. Show all posts
Jan 16, 2021
Saturday Night Music / Hank Jr & Jessi Colter / "Good Hearted Woman"
Labels:
Hank Jr.,
Jessi Colter,
Saturday Night Music
Dec 18, 2020
Wrong Hank, Wrong Song
Labels:
Beavis and Butthead,
Hank Jr.,
Hank Sr,
Jason Aldean,
memes,
Satire,
Tyler Childers
Oct 22, 2020
Untrue Facts About Cody Jinks, Glen Campbell, Tim McGraw, etc.
Labels:
Cody Jinks,
Glen Campbell,
Hank Jr.,
Hee Haw,
Roy Clark,
Satire,
Stone Cold Steve Austin,
Tim McGraw,
Untrue Facts,
WWE,
WWF
Oct 12, 2020
Monday Morning Memes: Locash, Hank Jr, Kane Brown
Labels:
Hank Jr.,
Kane Brown,
LOCASH,
memes,
Office Space,
Satire,
Tom & Jerry
Oct 7, 2020
Top 10 Biggest Jerks in 80s Country
Let’s dispense with the introductory paragraph. You know the deal by now. Jerks!
10. William Lee Golden (of the Oak Ridge Boys)
Had women who touched his beard arrested. When fans requested for him to ‘say something!’ In his deep voice, he just whispers “I’m not the deep voiced one, dumbass.”
9. John Conlee
The former mortician talked about embalming bodies in great detail between songs in concert. Refused to perform “Rose Colored Glasses” until all the women on the front row showed their boobs.
8. Juice Newton
First person to utter “country music has to evolve.” Once spit her gum in Crystal Gayle’s hair.
7. Lee Greenwood
Would only go onstage if he was announced as “His excellency, the most patriotic American to have ever lived.” Chews loudly; can’t stand the sound of other people chewing.
6. Hank Jr.
Hit on women with the line “Do you wanna be one of my rowdy friends?” Performed exactly 2 songs sober during the whole decade (this may be true). Used bandmates shirts when the tour bus ran out of toilet paper.
5. Rosanne Cash
Insisted on driving her own tour bus so she could tailgate Yugos. Dipped during interviews. Tour rider sheet only said “I’m not going to tell you; you should just know.”
4. Mark Miller (of Sawyer Brown)
Frequently trashed his hotel room and had to be reminded that he owned the bus he was sleeping in. Came on stage with a forty ounce and threw the bottle into the crowd when it was finished. Sang a dirty version of “Out Goin’ Cattin’” if he noticed lots of kids in the audience.
3. Mickey Gilley
Rode the bull at his bar on ‘easy’ level, but claimed to be the champ. Constantly clicked his pen at business meetings. Called George Strait a “Mickey Gilley wannabe” to his face.
2. Janie Fricke
Referred to herself as the “Frickin’ Queen of Country.” Never returned casserole dishes she borrowed. Sprayed the crowd with Bartles & Jaymes wine coolers during her encore. Tipped hairstylists with unsold merch.
1. John Schneider
Open hand slapped a fan who said “for a country singer, you’re a pretty good actor.” In real life, always drove way under the speed limit. Ate Funyuns before every face to face interview. Accused Waylon of riding his coattails. Anyone he considered less attractive than him was instructed to maintain a 6 foot distance.
Sep 14, 2020
Monday Morning Memes: FGL, Hank Jr., Hank 3
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Hank 3,
Hank Jr.,
memes,
Merle Haggard,
Satire
Aug 27, 2020
Stolen Memes: Hank Jr., Kane Brown, FGL, Possum, etc.
I don't know who made these, unless noted otherwise.
Think I'll Just Stay Here and Meme |
Vinyl Ranch |
Whiskey Riff |
We Hate Pop Country |
Aug 18, 2020
Aug 13, 2020
Can a Country Boy Survive?
Labels:
Hank Jr.,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett
Aug 5, 2020
Country Singers Respond to Kane Brown Getting Lost on 30 Acres
Labels:
George Strait,
Hank Jr.,
Johnny Cash,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
May 8, 2020
May 7, 2020
Cody Cannon (Whiskey Myers) Covers Hank Jr's "A Country Boy Can Survive"
Labels:
Hank Jr.,
Live performances,
Whiskey Myers
Apr 16, 2020
Hillbilly Country Reaction Gifs
♫ ♬ It didn't take me long to learn
that I was born to boogie ♫ ♬
♫ ♬ Well I asked my pappy why he called his brew
White light'nin' 'stead of mountain dew ♫ ♬
When somebody says Sam Hunt is the best country singer
How do you like that new Jesse Daniel album?
When somebody insults the honor of Jesco White
If you think Mitchell Tenpenny is country, you must be
How to know when you're in hick-hop country
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It's okay for me to pick at hillbillies because I'm the southern version.
Apr 13, 2020
More Monday Memes: Hank Jr., FGL, Sam Hunt, Coronavirus
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