Showing posts with label Jamey Johnson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jamey Johnson. Show all posts
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The Lion King Country Reaction Gifs
"Wanna hear some Avenue Beat?"
If you're surrounded by Kane Brown fans
Kenny Chesney's career since 2000
When Simba says Sam Hunt songs are great even if they aren't country
You'll have the same reaction to a Lori McKenna song as you do this scene
Florida-Georgia Line has a new EP coming out!
Hank 3? Jamey Johnson?
"Everywhere the light touches, Luke Bryan sucks"
May 6, 2020
Jan 9, 2020
Chris Rock Country Reaction Gifs
Listening to a Kane Brown fan try to discuss intricacies of the Iran situation
When you realize your ex-girlfriend, who you actually parted on good terms with, stole your Willie vinyl collection
Jonesin' for some new Jamey Johnson music like...
When you and your friends attend an awards show and hear FGL sing without auto-tune
When I'm at a party and tell people I like country and they start talking about mainstream country
"Hey we're going to a country concert! Wanna come? It's the Rascal Flatts farewell tour."
Remembering that time you kinda liked a Luke Bryan song
Dec 6, 2019
No Good Country Music Released Since ’79, Says Moron
Curmudgeonly country fan Carl Outlaw says that not a single good country song or album has been released since 1979. Despite the fact that Outlaw was born in the early 90s, he feels confident in his oblivious statement.
“There ain’t been no good country since the heyday of Merle and Willie and Coe, and you can put that in your pipe and smoke it.” said the idiot, shuffling through his playlist that managed to exclude the likes of Johnny Cash, Dwight Yoakam, and The Judds.
According to Carl, though not specifically mentioned, Patty Loveless sucks. He also believes, based on his time limits, that Jamey Johnson, Tyler Childers, Kelsey Waldon, and Turnpike Troubadours have all released subpar music unworthy of his attention.
When asked about Johnny Cash’s renewed output from the nineties, he says “hipster bullshit…anything that snooty college kids like, I don’t like.” “If it doesn’t have a steel guitar, fiddle, acoustic guitars, and sad lyrics about dying of cirrhosis in a flophouse, it’s not good country,” continued Outlaw. “There have been no songs that fit that description in my entire lifetime and it makes me sad for the future of America.”
The fool thinks Chris Stapleton and Sunny Sweeney are just awful, if we go by his own misguided cutoff date. Jason Boland and the Stragglers, Jamie Lin Wilson, Dale Watson, Cody Jinks, and Miranda Lambert are terrible as well.
When asked what he thought of Luke Bell’s self-titled traditional country gem from just a couple years ago, Outlaw replied “Luke Bryan, who’s she?”
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