Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts
Jun 19, 2020
Male Country Singers as Women For Some Reason
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| Luke Bryan |
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| Koe Wetzel |
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| Eddie Montgomery |
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| Jack Ingram |
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| Kane Brown |
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| Gary Levox |
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| Garth Brooks |
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| Billy Joe Shaver |
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| Sturgill Simpson |
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| Cody Jinks |
Jun 18, 2020
Twister Country Reaction Gifs
When you see somebody headed to the Kane Brown concert
Insert Gary Levox joke
The only thing running through a bro-country fan's head when they wake up hung over in a pasture
When the "country" station plays Sam Hunt
♫ ♬ We were sitting on the front porch
With the weather rolling in
Laughing louder than the big south wind ♫ ♬
"Hey check out the new John Baumann album"
When she admits she's a Thomas Rhett fan
The office where Luke Bryan cowrites songs is also know as
Jun 17, 2020
Jun 12, 2020
Antifa Coming to Your House to Make You Listen to Kane Brown
Reports from NewsPunisher.org indicate that the loosely organized progressive activist group Antifa is bored with ‘destroying American cities’ and is determined to spread their message to “racist suburban country fans.”
According to News Punisher, Antifa President Don T. Exiss stated: “We at Antifa hate the comfort and antipathy of suburban America, so we’re coming for you! Tonight we say “f*** the city” and we move to the residential areas… the white hoods (and I mean that as in all white people who live in the suburbs and enjoy country music are Klan members, periodt)… and we take what’s ours!”
Source Karen Sellers of Bethesda, Maryland, says a busload of Antifa members checked into hotels in the area two days ago and have devious plans in mind. “I heard from a friend of mine that Antifa is coming to each of our houses personally to force us to listen to (country star) Kane Brown, and if we don’t become fans, they’ll burn our homes down! I’m locked and loaded, so I ain’t worried. I just love my Hank Jr. and Charlie Daniels and that’s it! MAGA!” said Sellers.
When asked why they plan to inflict Kane Brown in particular upon the comfy conservatives, Exiss told us: “We could play Darius Rucker or Charley Pride, but even racists enjoy them, so we’ll be accomplishing the two-pronged goal of promoting a country artist who is a person of color, and also making the Repubs uncomfortable, because frankly, even we don’t like Kane’s music.”
Lee “SDE” Fockerson of Benton, AR was huddled in his foyer cradling a shoulder fired rocket launcher at press time.
Jun 11, 2020
Bill & Ted Country Reaction Gifs
A big party during the pandemic where they're playing FGL?
Stop it.
A big party during the pandemic where they're playing Cody Jinks?
Luke Bryan's "One Margarita" is his biggest hit in years...
When you meet a fellow Tyler Childers fan
Mainstream country is "fixing racism" by adding a rapper to every remix?
When the local crackhead looks just like Ray Wylie Hubbard
Every country artist who doesn't actually want to address the specific problems going on in our nation be like:
When you pretended to like Kane Brown to ask a girl out but she still turned you down...
"No way, Sam Hunt is not a pop singer"
Jun 9, 2020
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