Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts
Feb 26, 2023
Feb 24, 2023
More Letterkenny Memes: Anne Murray, Luke Bryan, Katie Noel
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Anne Murray,
Katie Noel,
Letterkenny,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Luke Bryan Worried He’s Repeating Cringe Dance Moves
Bryan performs the "full hunch" |
Though every song has gone off generally without a hitch, and the crowd of young moms, sassy grandmas, and frat bros seems to be having a great time, there’s still something eating at him. He’s a pro and he’s here to give these fans a night of repetitive twangy pop-rock songs about beer and trucks and girls, but there’s one thing he can’t repeat if he hopes to keep them entertained. The cringe dance moves.
He replays the last 30 minutes in his head. He’s done the “goofy white boy above the waist dance” during “Rain is a Good Thing.” “Kick the Dust Up” got kinda silly with that new “gospel sway complete with handclaps.” The next song is a blur because that’s when a pair of panties from an um, ‘ample’ fan landed on the neck of his prop guitar. He thinks he did the ‘throw your hands in the air’ bit already, but he’s just not sure.
A cold sweat breaks out down his back. Luke has only pulled out one of the “big guns” thus far, but he doesn’t remember which one. The aforementioned “big guns” are variations of the pelvic thrust, which he calls ‘hunchin’.’
Hunch 1 is called the “dry hump.” It’s more of an up and down motion of the hip area and gets the lady-folk going right quick. Hunch 2 is the Elvis, which is self-explanatory. Hunch 3 is the “pound town,” which is a more forceful version of the Elvis. Hunch 4 is the “full hunch,” which he only breaks out during the encore, so he knows he hasn’t done that one.
Uh oh, the next song is “M-o-v-e” which expressly requires a full 30 seconds of hunchin’. He says a little prayer in his head and goes into the windup. He’s settled on Hunch 2, and as the cheers reach fever pitch, he knows he picked correctly. Luke feels pride in the fact that he’s the standard bearer of modern country music, and that he can provide each and every fan in attendance with just enough shallow music and booty grinds to get them through their week.
At press time, Luke was preparing to unleash the full hunch, as custodians waited in the wings with their mops.
Labels:
Fake News,
Luke Bryan,
Satire
Feb 22, 2023
Feb 19, 2023
Feb 15, 2023
These People Reckon They Know Who Should Play Super Bowl Halftime Next Year
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Commentary,
Country Twitterfail,
Jason Aldean,
Jelly Roll,
John Rich,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Morgan Wallen,
NFL,
Satire,
Super Bowl
Feb 14, 2023
Elderly Country Songs: Luke Bryan, Blake Shelton, Lainey Wilson, Whiskey Myers, Keith Urban
Luke Bryan
Octogenarian Shake It For Me
Say It Again
Gruntin’, Bitchin’, and Lovin’ Every Day
Crash My Walker
All My Friends Passed Away
Keith Urban
You Look Good in My Sweater Vest
John Lennon, John Deere, John 3:16
Lainey Wilson
Heart Like a Yugo
Smell Like Icy-Hot
Watermelon Smoothie
Blake Shelton
No Booty
Whiskey Myers
Facility We Call Home
Vaseline
Early Buffet and a Shuffleboard Crowd
For the Grandkids
Feb 12, 2023
Feb 9, 2023
That 70s Show Country Reaction Gifs 2
"What's your favorite Walker Hayes song?"
Charles Wesley Godwin's output
(he don't miss)
When "Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans On" hits in the club
If you're about to play me a Luke Bryan song...
If you go to a Billy Strings show empty-handed, can you get hooked up there?
What's your favorite Lori McKenna song?
When dad hears a trap beat country song playing in his house
What if we had a family outing to the Dan + Shay concert?
Morgan Wallen's mama after 'the incident'
Feb 6, 2023
Monday Morning Memes: Dan + Shay, Waylon Jennings, Conway Twitty
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Conway Twitty,
Dan + Shay,
Johnny Cash,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire,
Waylon Jennings,
Willie Nelson
Feb 5, 2023
Feb 3, 2023
Truth in Journalism
Labels:
boomer memes,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Merle Haggard,
Satire
Feb 2, 2023
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #67
*language warning*
When you left 49 Winchester off the weekend playlist
Local amphitheater: "Huge announcement! Luke Bryan is coming back for a show this year!"
When they ask why I'm whistling along to Isbell's "Elephant"
RIP Jay Briscoe |
In my head, every time a tall dude stands in front of me at the concert and talks to his friends through songs
How do you keep your feet on the ground
when you know
When Tyler Childers breaks out "Ever Lovin' Hand" at a show
Still better than listening to a Kane Brown song
When one of your wife's friends is getting married the night of the Turnpike show
What do you really think of Aldean?
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