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No One on Facebook Ever Heard of Luke Bryan
Despite country music superstar Luke Bryan having sold over 16 million albums, achieving dozens of #1 hits, selling out concerts across the country, performing at major sporting events, being in commercials, and winning piles of awards, most users of the social media platform Facebook reported Thursday that they were entirely unaware of his existence.
Bryan, who debuted on the country charts 17 years ago and has been a prevalent force in the industry ever since, also has his own festival, his own restaurant, and his own brand of beer. Be that as it may, he has somehow escaped the attention of a majority of Facebook users.
“Luke Bryan, who’s she?” commented Dick Berry of West Memphis, AR, below a We Hate Pop Country meme this past Tuesday. This highlights another mystery of the perception of Bryan - that he is a female. How one could come to the conclusion that Luke is a woman’s name is certainly odd, and we’re fairly certain no one on Facebook would ever stoop so low as to misgender someone as an insult.
At press time, Larry Richards of Raleigh, NC was preparing an incomprehensible FB comment about Bryan being a homosexual (but certainly not in a negative light) despite being oblivious to Bryan’s very presence in this corporeal plane.
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Bubba Shot the TouchTunes
Bubba Shot the TouchTunes
©2023 Farce the Music Parody
We were all down at O’Brady’s bar
Tellin' stories if we had one
Someone fired the new TouchTunes up
The song it sure was a bad one
A sweat drop rolled down Bubba's nose
From the cringe the song was inflictin'
And all at once he jumped to his feet
Yelled “You’ve got to be shittin’!”
Bubba shot the TouchTunes last night
Said it played a bad song that got him riled
Went to his truck and grabbed his Armalite
Bubba shot the TouchTunes last night
Bubba ain't never been a fan
Of pop songs with twangy singin’
And he did not care for Thomas Rhett
So he let the bullets go slinging
He bought a round 'til the cops showed up
Was the toast of Beef O’Brady’s
We told him, “You know that was pretty dumb”
But our ears did appreciate it
Bubba shot the TouchTunes last night
Said it played a bad song that got him riled
Went to his truck and grabbed his Armalite
Bubba shot the TouchTunes last night
When the sheriff arrived with his swat team crew
Lookin’ for our troublemaker
He shook his head and said
"Bubba boy, you was always a hater”
A reckless discharge of a gun
And putting the public in danger
Bubba hollered out danger hell
Been worse if Luke Bryan was playin’
Bubba shot the TouchTunes last night
Said it played a bad song that got him riled
Went to his truck and grabbed his Armalite
Well, he shot the TouchTunes
Stopped it with ten shots
Bubba shot the TouchTunes last night
Well, he gave not a single shit
As that song machine died
Wasn’t no Waylon on that list
So it’s premeditated homicide
Bubba shot the TouchTunes
Stopped it with ten shots
Bubba shot the TouchTunes last night