Showing posts with label Martina McBride. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Martina McBride. Show all posts
Jul 14, 2016
New Parody Album Covers: Chris Lane, Jake Owen, Martina, Casey Donahew
May 8, 2016
Sunday Mornin' Music: Martina McBride
Labels:
Martina McBride,
Sunday Mornin' Music
Apr 6, 2016
Hashtag Games: #fatcountrysongs
We had a hashtag game (don't know why they're called games - they're more like humorous brainstorming sessions, but whatever) yesterday on Twitter for #fatcountrysongs - and here are some of the best responses from our Twitter pals, and some I came up with myself. I came up with whole separate categories for Rascal Flatts and Garth Brooks.
#fatcountrysongs
#fatcountrysongs
Burger King of the Road
Ready Set Rolls
@Farcethemusic Heartland Double Bypass #fatcountrysongs— Mike Richard (@MLR_88) April 5, 2016
Ready Set Rolls
@Farcethemusic "Hey Waiter Where You Been?" - parody of Hayes Carll's "Hey Baby Where You Been" #fatcountrysongs— Cobra (@CobraCountryFan) April 6, 2016
Onion Rings (George and Tammy)
@Farcethemusic The Cold Lard Truth #fatcountrysongs— Meowlissa (@emperorcupcake2) April 5, 2016
My Churches
Two Kolache Home (Mark Chesnutt)
Where Corndogs Grow
Burger on Music Row
Ain't No Gravy
Country Girl (Bake it For Me)
Diabetes Man (Thomas Rhett)
Every Light in Waffle House is On
Hungry All the Time
Dairy Queen of My Doublewide Trailer
"Just Lettin' The Neck Roll" -Justin Moore @WinstonWilson25
@Farcethemusic Cronut Angel #fatcountrysongs— Fake Martina McBride (@DrunkenMartina) April 5, 2016
Two Kolache Home (Mark Chesnutt)
.@Farcethemusic "Oh My Sweet Empanada" #fatcountrysongs— Josh Pirkle (@PirkDiggler) April 5, 2016
Where Corndogs Grow
@Farcethemusic Baby's got her sweatpants on #fatcountrysongs— Matt Brucker (@MattBrucker20) April 5, 2016
Burger on Music Row
Jason Isbell - Traveling With Scones@Farcethemusic #fatcountrysongs— The Country Line (@countrylineblog) April 5, 2016
Ain't No Gravy
@Farcethemusic Donut Shop Anthem.— Derek Hudgin (@DHWritesCountry) April 5, 2016
Country Girl (Bake it For Me)
@Farcethemusic Prop Me Up Beside the Buffet when I die #Fatcountrysongs— Matt Brucker (@MattBrucker20) April 5, 2016
Diabetes Man (Thomas Rhett)
— JustChristal (@justchristal) April 5, 2016
Every Light in Waffle House is On
@Farcethemusic #fatcountrysongs Here's a Quarter...Pounder— OutInTheCountry (@NCmasonjar) April 5, 2016
Hungry All the Time
— JustChristal (@justchristal) April 5, 2016
Dairy Queen of My Doublewide Trailer
@Farcethemusic Weight On A Women by Brad Paisley #fatcountrysongs— Jill (@JillChristinaWV) April 5, 2016
"Just Lettin' The Neck Roll" -Justin Moore @WinstonWilson25
@Farcethemusic my gordita Brooks & Dunn.— Ashley Ann (@AshleyAnnMusic) April 5, 2016
#rascalfatts
Life is a Subway
Let It Roast
Bless the Broken Bread
Prayin' for Vegemite
My Dish
I Melt (Velveeta on Everything)
Food Trucks and Freedom
Me and My Meringue
#girthbrooks
Callin' Dominos
Wraps Up in Me
People Loving Cheetos
Two Chicken Marinaras
Too Overweight, Sittin' at Waffle House
The Dinner Rolls
If Sbarro Never Comes
Friends at Bojangles
Feb 18, 2016
Country TwitterWIN: February 2016
can I start a gofundme for someone to walk right up to Luke Bryan and punch him right in his stupid annoying face— kayla (@kayhaby) February 16, 2016
#GRAMMYs Luke Bryan singing Lionel Richie makes my penis an inny.— Cake Bowen (@NotJakeOwen) February 16, 2016
We need less Luke Bryan and more Chris Stapleton— Keegan (@RealColSanders) February 17, 2016
yasss chris stapleton! the only country music on my phone. lol. dude's a soul singer. #GRAMMYs— tameka marnaye. (@TamekaJonesSTL) February 16, 2016
Chris Stapleton >>>>>> Sam Hunt. By a million Nissan Maxima car lengths. #Grammys2016— John Buccigross (@Buccigross) February 16, 2016
Sam Hunt makes Smashmouth look like the Beatles. #GRAMMYs— Wheeler Walker, Jr. (@WheelerWalkerJr) February 16, 2016
You know what would be awesome? If everyone spent a week listening to a new record before publishing reviews. Mandatory waiting period.— Jody Rosen (@jodyrosen) February 12, 2016
Stop Kane Brown 2016— Hunter Hutchinson (@HunterHutch) January 26, 2016
Cheering for either Ben Roethlisberger or Pacman Jones is like deciding between going to a Florida Georgia Line or Luke Bryan concert.— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) January 10, 2016
If you think Honda Ridgelines are real trucks you also probably think Sam Hunt is real country music— Hunter Knapp (@hunter_knapp1) February 8, 2016
.@ACMAwards I see I was shut out of this year's nominations. Can you tell me if kickboxing skills were even taken into account?— Fake Martina McBride (@DrunkenMartina) February 2, 2016
Family reunions are often first dates for Brantley Gilbert fans.#NoBro— John Wayne Twitty (@JohnWayneTwitty) February 9, 2016
lucas said if i hadn't been in the van with him, he'd a thought it was a— Ray Wylie Hubbard (@raywylie) January 31, 2016
silver alert. smart ass kid's out of will. https://t.co/kieXqJ4b4I
Build a buff snowman in Nashville today & give it a five o'clock shadow & a grey tshirt, it'll be signed to a record contract in minutes.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) January 23, 2016
I worked with an Amish guy today and even he knows Florida Georgia Line sucks.— Christian Frey (@CrissChinFrey) January 1, 2016
Jan 14, 2016
Country TwitterWINs: January '16
Where would they be if not famous: Brantley Gilbert, living in a trailer listening to Avenged Sevenfold playing slow pitch softball....
— Nick Tschida (@Cheets3) July 19, 2015
Shit. Spent two hours in studio laying down badass vocal for Zucchini Tarts before realizing I'd grabbed cookbook instead of lyric sheet.
— Fake Martina McBride (@DrunkenMartina) January 6, 2016
So is it the talk-singing, the skinny pants, or the high tops that makes Sam Hunt country?
— Maycee Holden (@MayceeHolden) December 16, 2015
it seems having chops isn't as important as having a lighted box to stand on while playing a 80's hair metal lead on a pretend country song.
— Ray Wylie Hubbard (@raywylie) January 8, 2016
#AgPowerBallDreams buy Luke Bryan some man pants and a can of dip to stain his teeth
— beckm1 (@beckm1) January 10, 2016
WTF is this new "country" song singing about a girl in a SnapBack? Country music sucks anymore.
— Amber Gobrogge (@ambergobrogge) January 12, 2016
The gym I went to today in Germany was more enjoyable than I'd expected. pic.twitter.com/3JXyggTJpT
— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) January 13, 2016
The Band Perry thinking pop fans want suburban soccer mom music dolled up with EDM beats and lasers is such a glaring miscalculation.
— Grady Smith (@gradywsmith) December 11, 2015
The one constant in modern country music is an intense hatred of this nation's fine interstate highway system.
— Todd Holloman (@todd_holloman) January 8, 2016
A bro country song is basically an extended Nelly hook but about trucks, cute girls in cutoff jorts, hard work, & beer. I got this.
— TBG3000 (@ThatBoysGood) January 13, 2016
Remember when country music was written by Cowboys instead of spoiled frat boys?
— Cal Ellis (@Snowmice) December 29, 2015
Chris Stapleton's big toe is more country that Sam Hunt in a step side Chevy Pickup
— mac norton (@mac_norton) December 15, 2015
Adding me on FB then immediately inviting me to like your shitty country band’s page. “Big things on the horizon.”
#stuffwhitepeoplelike
— Charlie Stout (@charliestout) January 12, 2016
In 2016 resolve to listen to more singers whose jeans weren't picked out for them.
— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) December 30, 2015
Oct 29, 2015
Country Horror Movie Posters 2015: Musgraves, Monroe, Shires, etc.
Jul 17, 2015
Jun 1, 2015
Another Dumb Radio Dude Says Dumb Stuff About Women
(Note: If for some reason, this quote turns out to be falsely attributed to Mr. Johnson,
we'll gladly retract. Seems to be real though, and we're not journalists - so we go with it.)
Labels:
#saladgate,
Jennifer Nettles,
Leann Rimes,
Martina McBride,
memes,
Miranda Lambert,
Reba,
Satire
Jul 4, 2014
4th of July YouTube Gem
Labels:
Martina McBride,
patriotic songs,
YouTube Gems
Jul 3, 2014
Little Known Facts: July '14
By Trailer and Jeremy Harris
If you don't use American made fireworks to celebrate Independence Day,
Toby Keith will come to your house and put a boot up your ass.
Chase Rice's college football career was cut short due to an injury sustained in a tragic keg stand mishap.
Scott Borchetta doesn't mind if you question his business decisions and ethics,
but if you say one word about his perm he will end you.
The average Luke Bryan fan can type 49 werds per minute.
Jerrod Niemann wants you to know that it was his record label's idea to release "Donkey."
In fact, he didn't even want it on the album. In fact, that's not even him singing on the track.
Seriously, guys.
Colt Ford is a really nice guy until you remind him that his music completely sucks ass.
Tim McGraw wants you to know that it was his record label's idea to release "Lookin' for That Girl." In fact…
Justin Moore only drinks top shelf liquor, unless he's alone and can't reach it.
Martina McBride stopped doing festival dates with bro-country acts
because their fans would all wave American flags during "Independence Day."
In a recent competition to find country music's best looking beard,
Whitey Morgan came in second behind Miranda Lambert.
Kenny Chesney once broke up a clothes-ripping brawl between Faith Hill and Shania Twain
backstage at the CMAs. Said Ronnie Dunn, who witnessed the whole thing, "Chesney's a dumbass."
New country artist Walker Chase Blake hopes to stand out from the crowd with his new rap-tinged
single "Blah blah something about kisses at night or whatever."
Johnny Cash had an amazing collection of 19th century guns and antique books.
Brantley Gilbert has a pretty sweet collection of glass pipes and Juggs magazines.
Feb 26, 2014
Jan 28, 2014
Country Day Parody Album Covers 1-14 Part 3: Martina McBride, Cole Swindell, etc.
Dec 11, 2013
Country Christmas Album Warning Labels
Labels:
Christmas,
Duck Dynasty,
Faith Hill,
Martina McBride,
Newsong,
Trace Adkins,
Warning Labels
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