Showing posts with label Miranda Lambert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miranda Lambert. Show all posts
Jan 31, 2020
The Crud Report: February 2020 (a day early)
Dec 10, 2019
What Your Favorite Album of 2019 Says About You
Lizzo - Cuz I Love You
You started listening to this so your daughter would think you’re cool. She does not.
Thomas Rhett - Center Point Road
You can talk for hours on end without ever saying anything of importance. You go to church just so you look cute on Instagram once a week.
Billie Eilish - When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?
Your mom started listening to Lizzo so you’d think she’s cool. You don’t, but mostly because she won’t let you have blue hair or date a 23 year old.
Vampire Weekend - Father of the Bride
You’re at the age that you know what yuppies felt like in the 90s. You drive a Volvo.
Miranda Lambert - Wildcard
You don’t get drunk on the weekends as much anymore, but only because the hangovers really hurt in your mid-30s. You’ve had non-physical fights with your significant other so loud that the police were called …more than once.
George Strait - Honky-Tonk Time Machine
Country radio is not for you, but you don’t care if other people like it. You iron your jeans and only have one tattoo you got in the Navy.
Cody Jinks - The Wanting
Country radio is not for you, and f*ck anybody who likes it. You’re still wearing the same jeans from Saturday and have at least two skull tattoos.
Mitchell Tenpenny - Telling All My Secrets
You don’t know what year it is and have the shittiest taste in music possible.
Koe Wetzel - Harold Saul High
You have a jacked up truck with exhaust stacks, fight with your girlfriend in public, and are drunk right now. But you still think you’re better than those douchebags who listen to Florida-Georgia Line.
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This is satire. Don't take it seriously.
Also, if your favorite wasn't here, there will probably be another edition.
Idea stolen from Medium.
Idea stolen from Medium.
Dec 3, 2019
Really Dumb Country Reviews: Dec. '19
From a popular digital music service.
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Dan + Shay & Bieber - 10,000 Hours
Highwomen - s/t
Miranda Lambert - Wildcard
Jason Aldean - 9
Cody Jinks - The Wanting
Upchurch - Parachute
Ashley McBryde - One Night Standards
Blake & Trace - Hell Right
Luke Bryan - What She Wants Tonight
Oct 22, 2019
Untrue Facts About Cody Jinks, Miranda Lambert, etc.
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Cody Jinks,
memes,
Miranda Lambert,
Satire,
Tim McGraw,
Untrue Facts
Oct 17, 2019
Deleted Scenes From Country Videos 3
Labels:
Big & Rich,
Deleted Scenes,
gifs,
Johnny Cash,
Lil Nas X,
Luke Bryan,
Miranda Lambert,
Satire,
SNL,
Tyler Childers
Oct 16, 2019
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country: Oct. '19
A poop emoji is negative; a strike-thru is positive.
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-8) overall which is a 2 point improvement from July (the previous time we did this chart). The best song on the chart is Jon Pardi’s “Heartache Medication.” The worst is Blake Shelton & Trace Adkins’ “Hell Right.”
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Oct 2, 2019
Really Dumb Country Reviews: October '19
These are real reviews from a popular digital music service.
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Zac Brown Band - The Owl
The Highwomen - s/t
Jon Pardi - Heartache Medication
Upchurch - Parachute
Sturgill Simpson - Sound & Fury
(yeah, I know it's not actually country)
Miranda Lambert - Wildcard
Sep 24, 2019
Miranda Lambert Debuts New Song "Dark Bars"
Welp, it's been taken down. Hope you got to hear it while it was up.
Labels:
Live performances,
Miranda Lambert
Aug 23, 2019
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