Showing posts with label Niko Moon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Niko Moon. Show all posts
Mar 25, 2021
WandaVision Country Reaction Gifs
What? Why aren’t you gonna watch the ACM Awards?
Do you think Kane Brown is a good country singer?
Describe Niko Moon
Maren Morris starts out with a country song and then never releases another one.
When your first concert in a year is Billy Strings and that contact high hits.
When “Marie Laveau” comes on
Yeah, it’s been so long since I’ve seen a live show, I’ll go see Cole Swindell with you.
When somebody asks what I think of Luke Bryan in polite company
Mar 23, 2021
Really Dumb Country Reviews: March 2021
From a popular online music service.
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Niko Moon - Good Time EP
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Luke Combs - What You See...
Morgan Wade - Reckless
Carly Pearce - 29
Morgan Wallen - Dangerous
Mar 18, 2021
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs 48
Us 'haters' every time a new pop country artist comes out
You ready for the Morgan Wade album tomorrow?
Still more country than Niko Moon
Can you believe Parmalee has the #1 "country" song?
♫♪ There's aaaan old flame buuuurnin' in your eyes ♫♪
The equivalent of walking into a store where a Sam Hunt song is playing
Morgan Wallen's gonna come back like...
Mar 17, 2021
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Mar 12, 2021
Sleep Doctors Recommend Modern Country Radio as Sleep Aid
Lately, many sleep doctors are turning to an unusual therapy to cure insomnia: country music. Well, modern mainstream country radio, to be more precise. Studies have found the popular genre to be effective in nearly 72% of cases overall.
Dr. Lenox Knox of Chicago was the first sleep specialist to discover the unlikely health aid. “I had a patient in my waiting room who told us he hadn’t slept in 4 straight days who was sound asleep.” said Knox. “We were playing a satellite country station over the speakers… I believe the artist was Dan and Jay or something like that.” “Long story short,” he continued. “We did a mini study on the patient, removed all other variables, and it was unquestionably the pop-country music that cured him.”
While official clinical trials are yet to take place, several of Knox’s associates report similar success.
“We had a woman who was unresponsive to medication who basically passed out on the examination table when we played her the latest song from an artist called Niko Moon.” said Dr. Terry Temple of Shreveport. “We’re discovering that it’s not country music in general that is causing this effect on her and other patients, but specifically the style that is currently popular on mainstream radio stations.”
“With mid-tempo “vibe” oriented soundscapes dominating the format right now, our patients are honestly just bored to sleep,” said Knox. “To put it un-clinically, their minds just shut off due to the drudgery and sameness.”
When questioned about why the style of music was so effective in helping the sleep-challenged resume a healthful pattern of rest, Temple theorized that “it’s the lack of sharp ‘real’ drum sounds, the sonic malaise of similar tempos, and the unchallenging subject matter, but that’s just a guess; I don’t mean to blindly group Kane Bryan, Dick Russelton, and all those other artists together.”
Mar 11, 2021
Wedding Crashers Country Reaction Gifs
I kid around a lot, but many Kane Brown fans are actually not very smart
Not Colter Wall
When your idea is that Dwight Yoakam sucks...
When someone has the audacity to dismiss Willie Nelson as 'just an old pothead'
Me: What's your guilty pleasure song? No judgment.
Friend: Dan + Shay "Tequila"
Me:
How you can tell she's a Carrie Underwood fan
What do you think of Niko Moon's smash hit #1 song?
Show me something dumb that inspired an actual hit country song
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