Mar 10, 2021
Mar 9, 2021
But What is Boyfriend Country?
Mar 8, 2021
Monday Morning Memes: Kevin Fowler, Wandavision, George Jones
Mar 5, 2021
Mar 4, 2021
How to Tell Country from Boyfriend Country
Mar 3, 2021
Niko Moon Songs Make Me Sad
Feb 10, 2021
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: February '21
A poop emoji is negative. A strike-thru is positive.
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-11) overall which is a 7 point drop from November (the previous time we did this chart). The worst song is Niko Moon’s “Good Time,” but there are a lot of contenders. The best song is Eric Church’s “Hell of a View.” The chart is really bad again, and there’s not even a Kane Brown song on it.
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Jan 25, 2021
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Jan 18, 2021
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Jan 15, 2021
3 Up, 3 Down: January '21
3 Up
Lainey Wilson - Things a Man Oughtta Know
First and foremost, this is a country song. It's a modern pop-country song, but it features organic instrumentation, country vocals, country imagery, and story-telling. There's listing, yeah, but it's used to the furtherance of the theme, revealing the message a little at a time. Good stuff, and highly impressive as a debut single. And it seems to be getting some traction.
B+
Carly Pearce - Next Girl
Clever hook, strong vocals, catchy melody, strong message. What's not to like? Carly is such a promising artist; I hope this is huge for her.
B+
Eric Church - Hell of a View
A mid-tempo anthem in the vein of “Talledega” and “Springsteen,” this is another winner from Church. Hey guys in the category below: See! It’s possible to write a love song that isn’t whiny and tediously selling a supplicant viewpoint in a relationship. Be equals, you crybabies. Anyway, “Hell of a View” is catchy and poetic, and non-embarrassing.
B+
3 Down
Niko Moon - Good Time
I already said enough when I named this the worst ‘country’ song of 2020. It may qualify for 2021 too. It’s that bad.
F
Cole Swindell - Single Saturday Night
Cole has done some moderately better work recently (not that the songs I actually like are ever released as singles) but this isn’t in that category. This starts off with all the sonic signifiers of boyfriend country and gets no better from there. Listless, forgettable, and cookie-cutter. “White Claw” brand name drop… is that the first in a hit song? Anyway, this sucks and it kinda feels desperate.
D-
Parmalee & Blanco Brown - Just the Way
Another boyfriend country song, I’m seeing a theme. There is nothing whatsoever country about this song. It’s listless, forgettable, and cookie-cutter. And it’s so cloying and wimpy. Stop worshipping women. I mean, don’t worship men either, or any other gender. Who wants to be pandered to this damn much? It’s amazing that something so boring and bland can make me want to punch inanimate things to get my rage out. Crap.
F
Jan 7, 2021
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs 46
When you’re the only one in your group of friends who likes Whiskey Myers
When some honkies are cranking Florida-Georgia Line nearby
What are your honest thoughts about Niko Moon’s current hit?
Life is not tried, it is merely survived
When you’re standing outside the fire
Just a swingin’, yeah we were swingin’
When one of the Avett brothers gets overly rowdy
When your roommate’s girl is into Cody Jinks music but he isn’t
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Dec 10, 2020
Scrooged Country Reaction Gifs
When your friends pool their money and buy you a Cameo from Colt Ford for Christmas
My family warning me not to go off on a country music rant when the distant cousins visit
When he says Sam Hunt is the best country singer...