Douchenbach (Parody Lyric)

Douchenbach, Georgia

(Lyric Parody of Waylon & Willie's "Luckenbach, TX")

The only two things in life that make it worth livin'

Is DJs that drop bass and ass shakin' women

I just need my name on a tatt that's tight

I bust my rhymes so you'll go down on me tonight

Maybe it's time we got this Chevy stuck in the mud

Let's go to Douchenbach, Georgia

With Aldean and Brantley and the dudes

Get these Rockford Fosgates kickin'

We'll be crankin' up the Fiddy and Ja Rule

Between Hank Junior's boozin' and

FGL's Cruisin' and Juvy backin' that thang up

Out in Douchenbach, Georgia everybody's raisin' they cups

So baby let's buy some wallet chains

Square toed boots and shiny jeans and go away

This mowing yards has got to stop

And working at your beauty shop, you cry all day

We've been so busy living home with our moms

They won't let us smoke and throw out our beer bongs

Maybe it's time we got this Chevy stuck in the mud

Let's go to Douchenbach, Georgia

With Colt Ford, Cole Swindell and the bros

Get these Rockford Fosgates kickin'

We'll be crankin' up some Chingy and some J-Kwon tho'

Between Snoop Doggy's tokin' and

Limp Bizkit Rollin' and Toby Keith kickin' some ass

Out in Douchenbach, Georgia everybody's raisin' they glass

Let's go to Douchenbach, Georgia

With Luke Bryan, Sam Hunt and the dudes

Get these Rockford Fosgates kickin'

We'll be crankin' up the Fiddy and Ja Rule

Between Hank Junior's boozin' and

FGL's Cruisin' and Juvy backin' that thang up

Out in Douchenbach, Georgia everybody's raisin' they cups

She Stopped Shakin' It Today

Based on this. Kinda NSFW.

"She Stopped Shakin' It Today"

(Parody of George Jones' "He Stopped Loving Her Today")

She said I'll shake it all your life

He told her I like your tan lines

As her butt would slowly grind

He sipped apple pie moonshine

He kept her picture on his dash

Of his lifted chromed-out truck

He loved him that country ass

Twerkin' to "Turn Down For What"

Got her name tatted on his leg

Barbed wire heart in red and blue 

And every time she gave him head

He would whisper I love you

I saw him at the gym today

Slamming down weights, stinking of beer

Said his girl had gone away

First time he missed callin' me queer

She stopped shakin' it today

He texted her that she's a whore

And soon he'll cry and smoke a j

She stopped shakin' it today.

[Spoken:]

Ya' know she gave him one last phone call

And she was pissed off about the crabs

Said "we're through" and he punched the wall

Buried his face in his ball cap

[Sang:]

She stopped shakin' it today

He texted her that she's a whore

And soon he'll wreck his Chevrolet

She stopped shakin' it today.

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If You're Gonna Play in Georgia... (Alabama Parody)

"If You're Gonna Play In Georgia

(You Gotta Have A DJ In The Band)"

(Parody of Alabama's "If You're Gonna Play in Texas (You Gotta Have a Fiddle in the Band)"

Idea adapted from Facebook post by Steven Pony Hill

If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band

That lead guitar's alright but son, not for a Leesburg man

So make that EQ bounce for "Country Girl" and let's all jam

If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band

I remember down in Macon we were playin' country songs

When a frat-boy in the back stood up and yelled, "Get Your Shine On!"

He said, "We hate what you're doin', we need the thump real strong,

Bro, that twang you're twangin' don't belong"

If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band

That lead guitar's alright but not for a Columbus man

So make that EQ bounce with some Colt Ford and let's all jam

If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band

So we flattened our cap brims and borrowed some sweet wallet chains

Them Georgians jumped and hollered when Jeff smiled and dropped the bass

You say y'all all wanna twerk it

You say ya wanna grind a ho'

Well, here's your douche-bag song before we go

If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band

That lead guitar's alright but son, not for a Smyrna man

So make them hotties bounce for "Bottoms Up" and let's all jam

If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band

If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band

That lead guitar's okay, but son, not for a Moultrie man

So make that EQ bounce for "Chillin' It" and let's all jam

If you're gonna play in Georgia, you gotta have a DJ in the band

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If Dallas Davidson Had Written These Big Hits

FTM ponders what these famous rock, R&B, rap and country songs would have sounded like if Dallas Davidson or any of his compadres had written them...

Pearl Jam - Even Flow

Gravel road, trucks arrive tires oversized

Oh, bring some hoes, who can make the sugar shake

Better yet, we'll have Miller Lite again

Lite again, Lite again...

Roberta Flack - First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

The first time ever I saw dat ass

I felt my skinny jeans start to rise

And the moon and the stars over my tailgate

Got to watch me get in them thighs

Merle Haggard - Fightin' Side of Me

If you gone mad-dog, step up:

Let these brass knucks be a warnin'.

If you're cock-blockin' on hotties, son,

You bout to meet the fightin' side of me.

Carl Perkins (Elvis Presley) - Blue Suede Shoes

Well, it's one for the honeys,

Two for the shine,

Three for my Chevy,

Past the county line.

But don't you step on my square-toed boots.

You can do anything but lay off of my square-toed boots.

Jay-Z - 99 Problems

99 problems but a hitch ain't one

If you need to pull a trailer, get a Smittybilt son

I got 99 problems but a hitch ain't one

Hit me