Farce the Music

Aug 9, 2012

Bad Luck Brian Weighs In

The Ballad of Randy Travis (Parody)

The Ballad of Randy Travis

Sung to the tune of "The Ballad of Jed Clampett."

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Ran

Big country star didn't have the best of plans

Late one day he was buying Marlboros,

But you don't have pockets when you don't have clothes

(Butt nekkid, Trans Am, Party time)

Well the next thing you know old Ran's around a tree

Ass in the wind where his pants ought to be

Cop said "Sir, I really think you should come with me"

So they loaded up that drunk who was causing quite a scene

(Obstruction, retaliation, death threats)

Well now it's time to say a prayer for Randy and his woes

We'd like to ask him not to show his junk on the road

And he's invited to a nice rehab facility

Now he has a heaping source for his creativity

(Party like a country star, that's what they're saying now,

Fake outlaws got nothin' on Randy, ya hear?)

This Explains Randy Travis' Recent Behavior...

His new line of bath products...

Aug 8, 2012

Randy Travis Arrest Song Title Parodies

I'm not usually one to pick on stars for their personal issues, but when somebody gets arrested naked and threatens police officers during a 2nd DWI of the year, it's kinda difficult to avoid getting a rush of twisted humor from the situation. Please get help, Randy. I mean it. Here are some Randy Travis song title parodies collected today on Twitter.

Randy Travis' Storms of Life

Randy Travis Arrested -- BUCK NAKED During Drunk Driving Arrest ...

A Rant by Mike Brooks

Algorithm and Blues
by Mike Brooks

So...this week, a mistake in math by a certain company pushed a change of events that moved the stock markets lower and may lead to the demise of said company. The rights and wrongs of "wealth without work" are for another rant on another blog. And this shit matters too.

Here's the thing...because you have algorithm (technology) doesn't mean you have rhythm. Because you can sample/record something somebody else (with rhythm) created doesn't mean you should. And because you and your buddies like it blasted from the stereo in your Honda Civic doesn't mean anyone else will.

I have heard enough about pimps and hoes, Cristal vs Remy, Escalades and their wheel size...good lord do you have nothing original to say? Oh..and the way you treat women is disgusting...maybe not to you or them now, but it will be someday.

Why not do this...go to local music store and buy an instrument. Most of those performers you profess to love did. Strum, hit, jingle, pick or blow it. Take a lesson, find a voice, play a song, make up a song find some people that you can PLAY music. Warning though...it's not easy, it is a lot of work....and fun...and real.

Just a thought....I could be wrong.

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Feel Bad For You Mixtape: August '12

This month's compilation from like-minded bloggers, music fans and morons was themed "The Man." Submissions ranged from literal takes on the theme to songs with "the man" in their title to... who knows? It's all good though - with tracks from Chuck Prophet, Neil Young, Peter Tosh, Anthrax and Drive-by Truckers. You can stream the mixtape on the cassette player below or download and comment on the mix HERE.

One cool note: While discussing the mixtape last night, Aimz of My Aimz is True and Truersound from A Truer Sound managed to get #FBFY trending on Twitter. I suppose it was mostly because people were asking "What the hell is #fbfy?" but still awesome.

Cledus T. Judd Was a Pioneer!

Aug 7, 2012

Honest Radio Promo Ad: Florida Georgia Line

Another 90's Country Problem

Cover Art for Blake Shelton's Christmas Album Revealed

Aug 6, 2012

Well, It Happened

New Americana Singles - Early Impressions

Dirty Guv'nahs - 3000 Miles

This is a mid-tempo rock anthem that I'm not completely sold on after a couple of listens. It sounds a little like the band might be edging towards Kings of Leon-type arena rock. That gives me concern since, well, that whole thing didn't turn out well for KOL, at least as far as their image and my enjoyment of their music goes. I've heard the Dirty Guv'nahs forthcoming album is supposed to be really strong so I'm holding out hope for a little southern rock goodness coming down the pipe. "3000 Miles" is decent, but I hope it's not indicative of the band's direction.

B-

The Avett Brothers - Live and Die

This sounds like a continuation of where the band was headed with their last album, I and Love and You. That move toward more pop melody and less intricate strings didn't bother me so much, though I certainly prefer the livelier madness of earlier tracks like "Die Die Die." "Live and Die" is well-played though, and very catchy. It has a warmth that tells me the band is moving in a natural direction, not guided by commerce.

B+

Ryan Bingham - Heart of Rhythm

I know a lot of people love this guy, and honestly, I loved Mescalito, but nothing since has lasted me past 5 or 10 plays. "Heart of Rhythm" is a heartland rocker that's way more Mellencamp than Texas troubadour, but it works for Ryan as he's always been more of a rocker. This tune is pretty sneaky. I didn't like it at first, but in the course of listening to it for this review, it has crept into my mind and changed my opinion completely. It seems tossed together and haphazard, but that's part of its charm and the hook is simple but contagious. I had nearly written Bingham off, but "Heart of Rhythm" has me at least mildly interested in what's to come.

Ponderosa - Navajo

This week's iTunes free single from a band whose 2011 album, Moonlight Revival, finished in my top 10 of the year is an utter let-down. Way too much production, not enough song quality. I described them as the Black Crowes by way of Muscle Shoals with a lead singer whose vocals were "stirring." So what'd they do? Bury that superb voice in reverb and take every ounce of southern rocking out of their sound. Yep, Ponderosa is now an indie rock band, apparently. I'm not saying this is a horrible song - it's growing on me. I'm saying this isn't what I expected or wanted from these guys. I'm not one of those fans who cries sell-out about bands who change their sound….slowly. Ponderosa has made such a violent shift in sound that it's artistically jarring and doesn't feel honest. At least they didn't go towards a more commercial sound, I suppose. I may come around on this tune and Ponderosa's genre jump, but for now, I'm not happy.

C-

90's Country Problems

Aug 5, 2012

Awkward Gary Levox Photo of the Week

Aug 4, 2012

Saturday Night Music: Dwight Yoakam

Aug 3, 2012

YouTube Gems: Blackberry Smoke "Crimson Moon"

From the forthcoming The Whippoorwill (which I'll give away a copy of next week), here's Blackberry Smoke with "Crimson Moon." Thanks @ohbuffalo !

Batman FTW

Dope Rhymes Luke Bryan 7

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Redneck Randal's Thoughts on Chick-fil-a

Aug 2, 2012

Lyrics Illustrated: Big and Rich - "That's Why I Pray"

Top 10 Things Mississippi Fans Are Doing to Afford Brantley Gilbert Tickets

I just found out that Brantley Gilbert is finally coming to play a show in my area! You can imagine my excitement. Today, FTM ponders how all the local BG fans will pay for this momentous occasion.

10. Refinancing the double-wide

09. Canceling Guns & Ammo and Buckmasters subscriptions