If somebody says the pit at Vandoliers shows is pretty safe
When she sees you in your Crocs, cargo shorts, and faded Wheeler Walker Jr. t-shirt
Them: Promise you won't get mad if we listen to this one Sam Hunt song?
Me:
When your friend also just listened to American Aquarium
If you go to a Lady A concert, you'll need this
Spanking isn't viewed positively these days but if your son listens to Kidd G, you gotta
When you say "I'd rather hit myself with a hammer than listen to Kane Brown" and somebody says "prove it"
