Showing posts with label Blake Shelton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blake Shelton. Show all posts
Jul 18, 2017
Jun 1, 2017
Seinfeld Country Reaction Gifs 2
Wanna go to the FGL restaurant when we visit Nashville?
Name Ryan Adams' second solo album
Nope, still couldn't see much country on the country chart
When your coworker saw Boland last night and didn't invite you
When you hear Paycheck playing at your neighbor's place
Are Cody Jinks and Colter Wall real country singers?
What it sounds like to me when somebody tries
to explain how Sam Hunt is country
All of Blake Shelton's new music is either stupid or...
May 18, 2017
AC/DC Chris Young Blake Shelton Dustin Lynch Meme
Labels:
AC/DC,
Blake Shelton,
Chris Young,
Dustin Lynch,
memes,
Satire
May 3, 2017
Apr 24, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: Jason Aldean, Ray Wylie Hubbard, FGL
Mar 29, 2017
Country Compliments in Different Eras
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Johnny Paycheck,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Merle Haggard,
Satire
Mar 6, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan, Blake Shelton, evolution
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Chris Lane,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
Feb 7, 2017
Parody Album Covers: Dalton Domino, Blake Shelton, etc.
Nov 17, 2016
The Simpsons: Country Reaction Gifs
When you flip by "Country" Music Television
when Luke Bryan's "Move" video is on
Frequent occurrence at FGL fans' homes
When they start playing Brantley Gilbert
at the neighborhood cook out
When you're a Kane Brown fan, even the
smallest victory is a cause for celebration.
Miranda Lambert and Metallica
have new albums out tomorrow...
One word description of Blake Shelton
When you eat all the food mentioned in "Texas Cooking"
Nov 16, 2016
Honest Tweets 4: Alan Jackson, Kane Brown, etc.
Who's Gonna Fill 'em?
I'm getting so (old and) forgetful, I wrote this without recalling we'd already posted something
similar in the past (as if we don't recycle jokes daily). Anyway, my version more closely fits
the real lyrics and contains current details, even if Marilyn Branson's is funnier and has the
benefit of a great tune and production (below my lyrics).
Who's Gonna Fill Their Shoes
(A parody of George Jones' "Who's Gonna Fill Their Shoes")
You know this old world is full of singers
But just a few are chosen
To get it crunk up when they sing
Imagine life without them
All your bro country heroes
Like the cornball that wears those skinny jeans
No, there will never be another
Fat-headed Jason
Face painted black and fist bumping dudes
The dopey Voice host Okie
No what up darlin'
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And sound so auto-tuned
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
God bless the boy from Georgia
Grinding with his pelvis
Singing about shaking it and beers
He sure rocks those skinnies
And really crashed the party
And "That's My Kind of Night" brings me to tears
You know the heart of bro country music
Still beats in Brantley Gilbert
Echoes cross that Florida-Georgia Line
Ol' Hubbard and Brian Kelley
Why I can feel them right here with me
In this chromed out Raptor rolling through the night
[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And take us on a cruise
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
Yes I wonder, who's gonna be a douche?
You know this old world is full of singers
But just a few are chosen
To get it crunk up when they sing
Imagine life without them
All your bro country heroes
Like the cornball that wears those skinny jeans
No, there will never be another
Fat-headed Jason
Face painted black and fist bumping dudes
The dopey Voice host Okie
No what up darlin'
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And sound so auto-tuned
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
God bless the boy from Georgia
Grinding with his pelvis
Singing about shaking it and beers
He sure rocks those skinnies
And really crashed the party
And "That's My Kind of Night" brings me to tears
You know the heart of bro country music
Still beats in Brantley Gilbert
Echoes cross that Florida-Georgia Line
Ol' Hubbard and Brian Kelley
Why I can feel them right here with me
In this chromed out Raptor rolling through the night
[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And take us on a cruise
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
Yes I wonder, who's gonna be a douche?
Oct 28, 2016
Blake and Luke Read About Themselves
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Oct 26, 2016
What Your Carved Pumpkin Says About You: 2016 Edition
Someone who lives here wears an electronic ankle bracelet.
We're handing out candy truck nutz.
We're handing out candy truck nutz.
We're voting for Gary Johnson.
We're listening to Willie.
We might ask for some of your candy.
We're listening to Willie.
We might ask for some of your candy.
Mom can't stand Miranda Lambert.
And she's drunk on White Zinfandel.
And she's drunk on White Zinfandel.
An intelligent and sophisticated person lives here.
Will not give candy to anyone dressed up like Luke Bryan.
Will not give candy to anyone dressed up like Luke Bryan.
We hand out organic candy.
But some of it might be Molly or LSD.
But some of it might be Molly or LSD.
You better have your shots up to date.
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Halloween,
Jason Aldean,
Johnny Cash,
Kid Rock,
Phish,
Satire,
Willie Nelson
Sep 21, 2016
The Crud Report Sept. 16: Aldean, FGL, Bobby Bones
Aug 18, 2016
The Crud Report August '16: Luke Bryan, Shooter Jennings, FGL, etc.
Jul 20, 2016
Honest Tweets from Luke Bryan, Kane Brown, Blake Shelton, etc.
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