Farce the Music: Blake Shelton

Jun 1, 2017

Seinfeld Country Reaction Gifs 2

Wanna go to the FGL restaurant when we visit Nashville?

Name Ryan Adams' second solo album

Nope, still couldn't see much country on the country chart

When your coworker saw Boland last night and didn't invite you

When you hear Paycheck playing at your neighbor's place

Are Cody Jinks and Colter Wall real country singers?

What it sounds like to me when somebody tries

to explain how Sam Hunt is country

All of Blake Shelton's new music is either stupid or...

Nov 17, 2016

The Simpsons: Country Reaction Gifs

When you flip by "Country" Music Television

when Luke Bryan's "Move" video is on

Frequent occurrence at FGL fans' homes

When they start playing Brantley Gilbert

at the neighborhood cook out

When you're a Kane Brown fan, even the

smallest victory is a cause for celebration.

Miranda Lambert and Metallica

have new albums out tomorrow...

One word description of Blake Shelton

When you eat all the food mentioned in "Texas Cooking"

Nov 16, 2016

Honest Tweets 4: Alan Jackson, Kane Brown, etc.

Who's Gonna Fill 'em?

I'm getting so (old and) forgetful, I wrote this without recalling we'd already posted something

similar in the past (as if we don't recycle jokes daily). Anyway, my version more closely fits

the real lyrics and contains current details, even if Marilyn Branson's is funnier and has the

benefit of a great tune and production (below my lyrics).

Who's Gonna Fill Their Shoes

(A parody of George Jones' "Who's Gonna Fill Their Shoes")

You know this old world is full of singers
But just a few are chosen
To get it crunk up when they sing
Imagine life without them
All your bro country heroes
Like the cornball that wears those skinny jeans

No, there will never be another
Fat-headed Jason
Face painted black and fist bumping dudes
The dopey Voice host Okie
No what up darlin'
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes

[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And sound so auto-tuned
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes

God bless the boy from Georgia
Grinding with his pelvis
Singing about shaking it and beers
He sure rocks those skinnies
And really crashed the party
And "That's My Kind of Night" brings me to tears

You know the heart of bro country music
Still beats in Brantley Gilbert
Echoes cross that Florida-Georgia Line
Ol' Hubbard and Brian Kelley
Why I can feel them right here with me
In this chromed out Raptor rolling through the night

[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And take us on a cruise
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes

Yes I wonder, who's gonna be a douche?