Farce the Music: Christmas

Dec 5, 2017

Guest Submission: "O Holy Night (Shake it For Me)"

O Holy Night (Shake it For Me)

(A Bro-Country Christmas Parody)

Submitted by Sean Kelly

O holy night

The truck lights brightly shining

It's the night to rock it in the bed

Long lay the young bucks

on the truck box pining

Till she appeared

and shook everything she had

A thrill of hope

Sounds of boots are stomping

For the DJ spins a rockin' country song

Fall in the mud

O hear the cricket's chirping

O hey girl

O hey girl,

Shake that for me

O hey girl, O hey girl

Shake that for me

Home Alone 2: The Country Soundtrack

Dec 24, 2016

Saturday Night Christmas Music: The Ramones

If Cole Swindell Had Written These Christmas Songs

If Cole Swindell Had Written These Christmas Songs

All I Want for Christmas Is You
I just want you for my own
Even if you'd rather go
It puts the lotion on
All I want for Christmas is you

Jingle Bells
Jingle bells, dial my cell
I thought you were my bae
Oh, what fun it is to ride
By your house ten times a day

Feliz Navidad
Robado Navidad
Robado Navidad
Robado Navidad
Pervertido y felicidad

Last Christmas
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you acted afraid
This year, don't be so severe
Please drop the restraining order

Baby It's Cold Outside
The neighbors might think (baby, it's bad out there)
Say what's in this drink? (no cabs to be had out there)
(no change)

Dec 21, 2016

Top 10 Reasons Brantley Gilbert Fans are on Santa's Naughty List

10. Didn't know she was 17

…and a second cousin

9. Stole a bunch of batteries and Calamine lotion trying to make meth

8. Got a DUI while listening to a Brantley Gilbert (who is sober) drinking song

7. Punched a little person because "he wouldn't send a message to Santa"

6. Punched a woman in a road rage incident while driving to anger management class

5. Selling rock candy as crack at alternative school

4. Toting around homemade pipe bombs at "open carry rally"

3. Spray painted misspelled answers to remedial reading test on water tower beside the school as a cheat sheet

2. Sheep. [details redacted]

1. Keyed car of blogger who was mean to Brantley