Krampus is a mythical beast who punishes unruly children during the
Christmas season. Justin Moore has to show him ID every year
Christmas season. Justin Moore has to show him ID every year
All Luke Bryan wants for Christmas is his two front testicles
Charlie Daniels recently sat down on a Nashville mall bench and a line of
children looking for Santa suddenly formed in front of him
Santa added Dasher to his chili after he told Santa his favorite country singer was Sam Hunt
For Christmas this year, Miranda Lambert simply asks for peace, understanding,
Santa added Dasher to his chili after he told Santa his favorite country singer was Sam Hunt
For Christmas this year, Miranda Lambert simply asks for peace, understanding,
and "shut the f**k up about Blake Shelton every time I do a damn interview"
Gary Levox's ban from all central Ohio Golden Corral restaurants expires on January 1st 2017
Hank 3 will attempt to spend Christmas with his dad this year but it will end badly
Gary Levox's ban from all central Ohio Golden Corral restaurants expires on January 1st 2017
Hank 3 will attempt to spend Christmas with his dad this year but it will end badly
when he receives 'It's About Time' on cd as his gift
Golden Corral stock is a smart investment for 2017
Mattel is coming out with a new Holiday Country Barbie based on Kelsea Ballerini,
Golden Corral stock is a smart investment for 2017
Mattel is coming out with a new Holiday Country Barbie based on Kelsea Ballerini,
but it just looks like a regular Barbie
Santa decided that anyone who puts anything Florida-Georgia Line on
Santa decided that anyone who puts anything Florida-Georgia Line on
their Christmas list will receive a lump of coal and a Justin Wells cd instead
Since it's the time of sharing, I'm sharing the fact that Jason Aldean is
Since it's the time of sharing, I'm sharing the fact that Jason Aldean is
an ass with everyone that will listen
Since Farce The Music didn't feature Scotty McCreery on a shelf this year,
Since Farce The Music didn't feature Scotty McCreery on a shelf this year,
his sales dropped to only 1 album this winter
WWE wrestler Brian Kendrick requested December off to work as an elf at Macy's
WWE wrestler Brian Kendrick requested December off to work as an elf at Macy's
so Shooter Jennings has been filling in for him in the ring
Kenny Rogers is thankful for the cold weather because it gives him an excuse for the frozen face
Millions of children won't get their presents until December 26th due to Santa losing
Kenny Rogers is thankful for the cold weather because it gives him an excuse for the frozen face
Millions of children won't get their presents until December 26th due to Santa losing
his sense of urgency after stopping at Willie Nelson's house
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Mostly by Jeremy Harris
