Untrue Facts About Shania Twain and George Jones

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Farce the Music Halloween Playlist 2018

Here's a new Halloween "mixtape" for 2018, featuring 33 creepy-ass country, 

Americana, R&B, blues, and rock tunes for your listening displeasure. This year's edition is more atmospheric and disconcerting than last year's more party-hardy mix. Spotify playlist below.

Magnolia Electric Co. – Will-O-The-Wisp

Lead Belly – Where Did You Sleep Last Night

16 Horsepower – Low Estate

Bobbie Gentry – Seventh Son - Demo

Ray Charles – The Midnight Hour

Tyler Childers – The Harvest

Violent Femmes – Country Death Song

Dolly Parton – Banks of the Ohio

The Charlie Daniels Band – The Legend of Wooley Swamp

Nick Lowe – The Beast In Me

Danzig – Blood And Tears

Rachel Brooke – The Barnyard

Waylon Jennings – Cedartown, Georgia

George Jones – Open Pit Mine

Neko Case – Hex - Live

Grateful Dead – Dire Wolf

Pantera – Cemetery Gates

Champion Jack Dupree – Evil Woman

Tony Joe White – Voodoo Village

Alice Cooper – Sick Things

The Sonics – Psycho

The Handsome Family – Far From Any Road

Neil Young – Harvest Moon

Misfits – This Magic Moment

Drive-By Truckers – First Air Of Autumn

Freakwater – Dark As A Dungeon

Los Straitjackets – ¡Ghostbusters!

Cat Power – Werewolf

Jace Everett – Bad Things

Los Lobos – Grim Grinning Ghosts

Nina Simone – I Put a Spell on You

The Rolling Stones – Paint It, Black

Screamin' Jay Hawkins – There's Something Wrong With You

Florida-Georgia Line Stopped Drinking?

Shut Up, Granny!

WWE Country Reaction Gifs 32: Summerslam Edition

George Jones was the Cadillac of country music

"What gives you the right to decide

what is and isn't country music?"

Searching the country charts for a woman ...or a country song

When you thought Keith Urban would be a great ambassador for country music

When you hear a Mitchell Tenpenny song

Hey man, did you watch the CMA Fest show last week?

When somebody plays Florida-Georgia Line at your wedding reception

When you see a picture of a Kane Brown audience

Country Singer Bars & Restaurants

It seems like every country A-lister has a new restaurant & bar open or on its way to Lower Broadway in Nashville. Inspired by a recent tweet from someone I follow, here are some (thus far) non-existent musician-owned bars and restaurants. 

After the Fries Are Gone

(Loretta Lynn)

Sam Hunt's Cake Pops in a Small Town

Chad Brock's Armbar & Grille

Justin Moore's Short Order Cafe

Let's Go Fajitas

(Faith HIll)

Angus Among Us Steakhouse

(Alabama)

The Heart Wants Pie

(Reba)

Chris Janson's Food Truck Yeah!

It Ain't All Flour

(Sturgill Simpson)

Skeevy's Place Sexy Ladies' Bar

(Old Dominion)

Bok Choy Take Me Away

(Dixie Chicks)

Cole Swindell's White Bread, Crackers, and Bud Light

The Plate of These Wings

(Miranda Lambert)

Brantley Gilbert's Suburban Biker Bar

Now That I Fondue

(Terri Clark)

Bucky Covington's Roadkill Truck

A Good Year for the Rosé

(George Jones)

Colt Ford's Gullet Shove Buffet

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(Blank CD)

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More Monday Memes: Wheeler Walker Jr., Sam Hunt, Jessi Colter

Saturday Night Music / George Jones & Gene Pitney / "I've Got 5 Dollars and It's Saturday Night"

Truth is Snobbery?

Cash and The Possum

More Obvious Country Song Memes: Jimmy Barnes, Pat Green, George Jones

 

Monday Memes: Let's Get Obvious!

First off all, I think these popular country memes are stupid. I didn't start them and I won't retweet them or post them on our Facebook page.

That kind of stuff's way too obvious for me. I like satire and weird, twisted humor. That's why we'll never have millions of followers too, but that's a story for another day. Anyway, here are my own versions of the currently viral "Obvious Country Music Lyric Memes."

4 Johnny Paycheck Parody Album Covers