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The Crud Report: November 2018

Little Known Facts: September '18

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By Jeremy Harris and Trailer

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Before Cody Jinks was a country singer, he was in a metal band. Before he was in a metal band, he was the choreographer for Color Me Badd

Charlie Daniels has voted Green Party in the last 6 Presidential elections; He just pretends to be a hardcore Republican so as not to alienate his fans

Carrie Underwood became a vegetarian after seeing Blake Shelton eat a pork chop sandwich one time

Tyler Childers' carpet doesn't match the drapes

When Shooter Jennings gets angry, Misty has to tranquilize him lest he stomp his foot deeply into the floor and tear himself in two

Lin-Manuel Miranda is adapting a rap version of Pure Country for Broadway

Listening to Old Dominion’s “Written In The Sand” can be used against you in a court of law if you are accused of sexual misconduct

CMT will broadcast the Americana Honors and Awards November  28th, at 3:00 a.m. between a rerun of Full House and a Flex Seal infomercial 

Kelsea Ballerini gets so mad about Farce the Music's constant Barbie doll jokes that she kicks her little plastic dog across the glittery pink living room

There’s a 99% chance Lucero is better than your favorite band

Shooter Jennings came up with the idea for D.R.U.N.K. When he had trouble finding words to rhyme with Z.I.M.A.

Kane Brown fans actually have pretty low levels of meth addiction because "you never get high on your own supply"

Y’all should've been more specific when asking for more women on country radio because now we have Lindsay Ell

Tyler Childers is so good that Wheeler Walker Jr can introduce him and keep it PG

You can judge any album by how many tracks are “featuring” another artist

Turning on country radio and hearing Sam Hunt gives me the same feeling that Gary Levox gets when he takes a bite of ice cream and realizes it’s sugar free

Eric Church is on his way to your house right now to take all your AR-15's, teach your children about the 27 genders, and sign your wife up for the Communist party

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Arrested Development Country Reaction Gifs

You sold my Willie records at the garage sale?

What you should say when Farce the Music mentions Walker Hayes' "90s Country"

When you've been on 3 dates then she drops the info that she's a huge Kane Brown fan

If I ever give any money whatsoever to Sam Hunt

There's a "country" dude called Filmore?

When you told the guy in the next cubicle it's okay if he listens to country radio 

When your family says Turnpike Troubadours sucks

Any day that no Kelsea Ballerini songs touch your earholes

The Crud Report: September '18

The Hangover: Country Reaction Gifs

*foul language*

When somebody finally admits you were right about country radio all along

If one of your friends shows up in a Thomas Rhett t-shirt

When your brother has terrible taste in music

and just played you some Kelsea Ballerini

When Blackberry Smoke's "I'll Keep Ramblin'" comes on

The pointlessness of talking trash to Kane Brown fans 

When Willis says Tyler Childers is overrated

When some kid's trying to play you the new FGL song

When Mojo Nixon hosts anything

When someone politely asks you to go see Luke Bryan with them

Eatin' With the Country Stars

And of course...

This is the kind of hard-hitting content you get in summer when music news is scarce.