Showing posts with label Kelsea Ballerini. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kelsea Ballerini. Show all posts
Nov 15, 2018
Nov 7, 2018
Sep 14, 2018
Little Known Facts: September '18
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By Jeremy Harris and Trailer
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Before Cody Jinks was a country singer, he was in a metal band. Before he was in a metal band, he was the choreographer for Color Me Badd
Charlie Daniels has voted Green Party in the last 6 Presidential elections; He just pretends to be a hardcore Republican so as not to alienate his fans
Carrie Underwood became a vegetarian after seeing Blake Shelton eat a pork chop sandwich one time
Tyler Childers' carpet doesn't match the drapes
When Shooter Jennings gets angry, Misty has to tranquilize him lest he stomp his foot deeply into the floor and tear himself in two
Lin-Manuel Miranda is adapting a rap version of Pure Country for Broadway
Listening to Old Dominion’s “Written In The Sand” can be used against you in a court of law if you are accused of sexual misconduct
CMT will broadcast the Americana Honors and Awards November 28th, at 3:00 a.m. between a rerun of Full House and a Flex Seal infomercial
Kelsea Ballerini gets so mad about Farce the Music's constant Barbie doll jokes that she kicks her little plastic dog across the glittery pink living room
There’s a 99% chance Lucero is better than your favorite band
Shooter Jennings came up with the idea for D.R.U.N.K. When he had trouble finding words to rhyme with Z.I.M.A.
Kane Brown fans actually have pretty low levels of meth addiction because "you never get high on your own supply"
Y’all should've been more specific when asking for more women on country radio because now we have Lindsay Ell
Tyler Childers is so good that Wheeler Walker Jr can introduce him and keep it PG
You can judge any album by how many tracks are “featuring” another artist
Turning on country radio and hearing Sam Hunt gives me the same feeling that Gary Levox gets when he takes a bite of ice cream and realizes it’s sugar free
Eric Church is on his way to your house right now to take all your AR-15's, teach your children about the 27 genders, and sign your wife up for the Communist party
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Sep 13, 2018
Arrested Development Country Reaction Gifs
You sold my Willie records at the garage sale?
What you should say when Farce the Music mentions Walker Hayes' "90s Country"
When you've been on 3 dates then she drops the info that she's a huge Kane Brown fan
If I ever give any money whatsoever to Sam Hunt
There's a "country" dude called Filmore?
When you told the guy in the next cubicle it's okay if he listens to country radio
When your family says Turnpike Troubadours sucks
Any day that no Kelsea Ballerini songs touch your earholes
Sep 7, 2018
Aug 9, 2018
The Hangover: Country Reaction Gifs
*foul language*
When somebody finally admits you were right about country radio all along
If one of your friends shows up in a Thomas Rhett t-shirt
When your brother has terrible taste in music
and just played you some Kelsea Ballerini
When Blackberry Smoke's "I'll Keep Ramblin'" comes on
The pointlessness of talking trash to Kane Brown fans
When Willis says Tyler Childers is overrated
When some kid's trying to play you the new FGL song
When Mojo Nixon hosts anything
When someone politely asks you to go see Luke Bryan with them
Jun 26, 2018
Eatin' With the Country Stars
And of course...
This is the kind of hard-hitting content you get in summer when music news is scarce.
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