Showing posts with label Luke Combs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Luke Combs. Show all posts
May 28, 2019
Reginald Spears on Luke Combs
Labels:
Luke Combs,
memes,
Reginald Spears,
Satire
May 23, 2019
Shrek Country Reaction Gifs
After I listen to "Whiskey Lullabye"
How to get a major label record deal in Nashville
How to keep a major label record deal in Nashville
When somebody makes you listen to the new Thomas Rhett song
Is Luke Combs pretty good? Is he the the savior of country music?
Hank 3 thinks this is a country song
When the shrooms hit at the Infamous Stringdusters concert
"Go listen to Mitchell Tenpenny with the rest of your Mitchell Tenpenny fan friends"
May 17, 2019
Grady Smith on the Rise of Luke Combs
Labels:
Grady Smith,
Luke Combs
May 16, 2019
Lyric Parody of Luke Combs' "Beer Never Broke My Heart"
This is childish. I'm sorry. (the original)
Beer Always Makes Me Fart
(Parody of Luke Combs' "Beer Never Broke My Heart")
I get a flatulent ass every time
A couple Budweisers get my stomach awry
Hear that sound, start to cough
Lost a few friends yeah, ran some girlfriends off
It makes a man to frown, can get a whole crowd gone
Yeah, it just sucks man, that ain't a perfume cloud
Long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart
Like pinto beans and collard greens have tore my ass apart
It's a common theme what happens downstream, stand far, Lord bless my heart
Cause long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart
She was my Oklahoma blue eyed baby
Till one night drinkin', now she hates me
Gravel was flying when she left town
If she didn't know then, she sure knows now
Long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart
Like refried beans and Dairy Queen have tore my ass apart
It's a common theme what happens downstream, stand far, Lord bless my heart
Cause long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart
It takes one drink to mount the attack on your snout, son
But I've had fifteen, so buddy you might wanna run
Long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart
Like pinto beans and collard greens have tore my ass apart
It's a common theme what happens downstream, stand far, Lord bless my heart
Cause long neck ice cold beer always makes me fart
Labels:
Luke Combs,
parody,
Parody lyrics
May 13, 2019
Monday Morning Memes: Tyler Childers, Luke Combs, Ray Wylie Hubbard
May 8, 2019
New Video / Luke Combs / "Beer Never Broke My Heart"
Labels:
Luke Combs,
New Videos
Apr 10, 2019
ACMs Week TwitterFAIL
Chris Stapleton sucks too let’s fight— Coach $wag (@KSmithy850) April 10, 2019
Cynthia ~ your post was in Very Bad Taste..In other words you post knocking BS SUCKS. Miranda should be better off is she stayed away from the Buffet table 🐷.....— Jeff Fleming (@JeffFle02357241) April 8, 2019
Miranda Lambert can suck it. #Bitch— Tracy Bryant (@TeamBryantDFW) April 8, 2019
@kanebrown and @thegreatkhalid Your guys performance Last night was the best part of the ACM award :)— Leah (@LeahBakerrr1) April 8, 2019
Kane Brown & Khalid performing together on ACM Awards. Name a better duo....... I’ll wait— emily kait (@emharnishfeger) April 8, 2019
I miss Sam Hunt. 😭— Jessica Muntz (@TheJessicaMuntz) April 8, 2019
@ACMawards if Kacey Musgraves wins artistic the year, i swear I’m done with country music.... how does she keep winning all these awards when her album sucks so bad? #ACMawards2019 #ACMawards #ACMs— TheCorporateCat (@TheCorporateCat) April 8, 2019
Kacey Musgraves must have a daddy with some money because she can NOT sing!! And how she keeps winning awards is beyond me. She is not now or ever a better singer than Miranda or Carrie.... just saying. #KaceyMusgraves— Becki L (@BeckiL1) April 8, 2019
If Lil Nas X doesn’t win an acm tonight I will be SICK— Sam Anguiano (@SuperDuperSamA) April 8, 2019
Nobody deserves ACM Entertainer of the Year more than Lil Nas and that’s a fact.— Mike Goetz-Whittaker (@Whitts35) April 8, 2019
Luke combs sucks and he’s fat— Haver Champ (@ClutterKnuckles) April 8, 2019
Labels:
ACMs,
Kacey Musgraves,
Kane Brown,
Khalid,
Lil Nas X,
Luke Combs,
Miranda Lambert,
Sam Hunt,
TwitterFAIL
Mar 25, 2019
More Monday Memes: Lukes, Mitchell Tenpenny, Kane Brown
Mar 5, 2019
Feb 28, 2019
Feb 11, 2019
Nov 7, 2018
Oct 26, 2018
3 Up 3 Down: Chris Young, Cody Johnson, Kenny Chesney, etc.
3 Up:
Luke Combs - She Got the Best of Me
Luke Combs is hope for the future on country radio. No, he's no country music savior. Nobody's gonna mistake him for the next Waylon. Still, he's a throwback - even if the era he's a throwback to is the 90s. There's twang, real instruments, and real emotion. "She Got the Best of Me" is a catchy power ballad that'll stick in your head after a few listens. The vocal performance is strong and the lyrics are solid - though one wonders if he's telling the audience they're just getting the leftovers.
B
Kenny Chesney ft. Mindy Smith - Better Boat
Travis Meadows gets another big single and that's enough reason to root for this song. On top of that, Mindy Smith gets her first top 40 song ever with this release. Kenny's performance lacks the passion of Meadow's lived-in delivery, but there's little to complain about here. It's a thoughtful, restrained song that stands out amongst a sea of same-sounding mid tempo thumpers.
A-
Cody Johnson - On My Way to You
The Texas darling seems well on his way to national stardom and it's good to see that he hasn't compromised a thing to get there. "On My Way to You" is a more country and more detail-oriented take on Rascal Flatts' "God Blessed the Broken Road." What stands out to me about this song is how there's still a tear in Cody's voice despite the positive subject matter. That's important. Hope this one goes to #1.
B+
3 Down:
Chris Young - Hangin' On
It's depressing to see one of the potentially great voices of this generation wasted on such meh radio fodder as this. "Hangin' On" is like off-brand vanilla ice cream that kinda has that funny taste from being in the freezer too long and has those weird ice crystals in every bite. There's nothing too shameful about the lyrics and there's no hip-hop beat; this song just sucks. Hopefully, the success of Luke Combs and Cody Johnson will inspire Chris to go back to the sound that brought him to the dance.
D-
Dustin Lynch - Good Girl
It's depressing to see one of the potentially pretty good voices of this generation wast… oh, who am I kidding? Yeah, Dustin had a couple of good pop-country songs at first, but this is who he is now: a good looking fake cowboy who sings vapid songs for undiscerning mainstream "country" fans and their boyfriends. There's a lot shameful about the lyrics and there's a hip-hop beat and this song just sucks. I hold out no hope Dustin Lynch will ever put out another song I'm not embarrassed to hear.
F
Mitchell Tenpenny - Drunk Me
Please don't let this guy happen. Aside from the "Bitches" controversy, I CANNOT FREAKING STAND MITCHELL TENPENNY'S VOICE. He's just terrible to the point that I feel rage welling up in me when I hear it. There is literally not one even microscopic thread of country in this song. It's fake ass watered down white boy R&B with some rock guitars thrown in to make it acceptable to play on the country station. I suppose the chorus is fairly catchy but it doesn't redeem this absolute feckless turd. Could he just go away?
F
Oct 10, 2018
Really Dumb Country Reviews: October '18
These are all real reviews on a popular music download service.
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Mitchell Tenpenny EP
Kane Brown - Experiment
Luke Combs - This One's for You Too
(These are dumb because why the hell would you buy an album without checking its contents?? And you don't have to buy the whole album again, you morons. You can just buy the bonus tracks. Really, these people are idiots.)
Carrie Underwood - Cry Pretty
Thomas Rhett - Life Changes (Deluxe)
Eric Church - Desperate Man
Not about the politics of this one - just the reading comprehension skills and grammar. |
Dan + Shay - s/t
Do what now? |
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